D I S A B L E

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clarkroschell‌:

          “I’m a delightful mix,” he snorted with a supportive roll of his eyes, offering a shrug in near bleak finality. “Maybe you’re just a prime contender,” Clark offered in swift rejoinder, a hand coming up to snap a finger, “Most people fuckin’ tap out of this back and forth after my third comeback; apparently it get’s annoying.” He offered a shit starting grin as if to prove said point. 

“Was that something your mom told you and you’ve just stuck with it ever since?” Still, she taunted relentlessly, because what else was there to do other than watch Clark find himself all too comfortable in the shameless spiral that he seemed to grasp all too often. “Me? Well I’m flattered, but really, you should stop.” The movement that curled at the corner of her lips not yielding until it seemed a near permanent fixture, “I thought we already figured out that I’m not most people, and you’ll have to do more than that to get rid of me? Hm?”

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clarkroschell‌:

           “I happen to hold myself to high regard, so watch your fuckin’ mouth,” he grinned in tandem with a small laugh escaping from him. 

“Does that high regard always go hand in hand with the self depreciation or is that just your way of warding everyone off? Gods forbid anyone see how much you adore yourself. Honestly, you make it so easy, it’s like you’re hoping I’ll get bored eventually and leave the intentional digs all for yourself.”

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clark-r‌:

           “See — I always knew you had it in you,” he sneered in jest, “That sly, snake sort of vibe.” Clark raised a brow as if expecting her to rebuke such statement that was surely the complete opposite of Samantha in the first place. 

“Don’t be so modest, you think I’d have it in me if it weren’t for your ability to cling to self loathing? I’m only doing half the work here.” The light sound that pulled the recess of her lips wide didn’t falter at his sense to mock her in return, “You know me so well, it’s incredible.”

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clark-r:

          He breathed out a chuckle, rolling his eyes in good humor, “If these are all the positives you have for me, I’ll admit I’m a little fucking terrified about any negatives you got. Lay it on me, Reichs. I can handle the truth.”

“Oh, no.” she chided with an animated shake of her head, “You already seem pretty vulnerable, I’d hate to knock you off that self claimed pedestal, Clark. One day, when you’re being perfectly obnoxious, I’ll come in swinging.”

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jdarius:

                 “ — Don’t act as though you don’t love when I turn up on your doorstep, Sam. If you start rattling off all those times, I’ll deny them ever happening due to a couple of them resulting in memory loss in the morning.” no, that didn’t help his case in the slightest but he didn’t much care. “And while you’re getting those peas, maybe pour a drink for you and I; just a thought.”

“It’s the highlight of my week. Oh I’d never, now is definitely not the ideal time to bring them up. I’m waiting for something a whole lot more embarrassing than this. You know, family present, whichever poor woman falls for your shit next, those kinds of things.” She could have laughed at the memory loss comment, since...-- JD suffered a hell of a lot of it from being drunk, but she simply ignored it, a sore spot perhaps. “Come on then, it’s freezing and the last thing I need right now is you getting sick and blaming it on me for not letting you in sooner. There’s a bottle of Jack sittin’ pretty with your name on it.”

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estebanxjuanes:

“ Once upon a time I did. Haven’t had one for a couple of years, just really thought I would try that excuse on you before doing it to my landlord, who in theory should give me an extension considering I have never been late before.”

“Wouldn’t your landlord know if you had a dog though? What were you going to tell him? That your dog ate your.. money? Just skip all of that and go right to some family emergency, it’ll work nine out of ten times.”

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x-julias:

                 “Would you believe me if I told you I was napping? I’m old, I get tired sometimes”

“Oh I believe it, that was your excuse last week too. I guess there’s truth to the whole, you can’t teach an old dog, new tricks.”

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clark-r:

         “If that’s my greatest accomplishment to date, then I’m fucked. You’re a great motivator, Sam — truly inspiring choice of fucking words.”

“It’s not like we have much else to go on besides how many cigarettes one can suck down in any given record time. You can have that accomplishment too if it’ll make you feel better.” She said in her usual tone of jest, “You make it easy for me, honestly. You’ve only got yourself to blame.”

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jliandrke:

“I don’t think any of your warming up will hit close to home with me–you’re the one who gets offended after all. Not me. Huh. Who knew you could be kind of twisted. I am actually almost impressed but fine. But hey if you’re that desperate to get me to kiss someone like her, I’d say it’s only fair that the stakes for you be the same.”

“You can kid yourself for as long as you like, Drake. We both know nobody gets under your skin quite like I do. If you didn’t think I could be this twisted, you haven’t been paying attention. Oh, that’s me, desperate, clearly. I’m not sure it could get any worse than her, but sure -- take your pick.”

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micahcarmikael:

“I wasn’t under the impression that I needed an excuse. My sisters have been telling me that our age lends itself to simply doing as we’ve always done, no explanation necessary. Ordering a Manhattan comes with that territory, I would think.”

“And your sisters are a sparkling example of perfectly normal behavior, huh?” The deft tilt of her lips into somewhat of a smirk might have begged little offense, “You’re in the middle of nowhere, Canada, which might be the only territory that matters.. and unfortunately for you, it only makes ordering a Manhattan even stranger. Unless you’re looking to make friends with that strange guy that wears runners to every formal event and only ever orders pina coladas. I’m all for enjoying a little something fancy... but could we just stick to whiskey.. or gin if we really have to. I’m not fancy enough to keep up with Manhattans.”

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Samalian + sex

Who is on top? - Julian a lot of the time, but Sam takes a hell of a lot of pride in flipping it when she can

Who is the one to instigate things? - Both, it’s a matter of who caves first

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 (it all depends on how far into their “slip up” they are | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - Until all pent up aggression is gone

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Hell no, unless they’re feeling rather generous it’s mostly just to whoever finishes first

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.@jliandrke

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Clam + children

How many children will they have naturally? - Two, they’ll try for a third though

How many children will they adopt? - They’ll talk about it, but decide that the two they have are more than enough

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Sam, though every now and then Clark will put his hand up for it and she’ll watch just because it’s too adorable not to

Who is the stricter parent? - Clark probably, he’s protective.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Sam

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Clark does, Sam’s memory still isn’t great and sometimes she forgets but he’ll do it, and tell her that she already unpacked them.

Who is the more loved parent? - Clark probably, he does all the cool stuff with them

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Samantha, Clark doesn’t want to be seen at them

Who cried the most at graduation? - Samantha, even though she tried to hide it

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Clark. Sam thinks that if they were dumb enough to put themselves there, they can wait until morning.@clark-r

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jliandrke:

“Ouch–that almost hurt. Okay then what are the stakes? Just to make things a little more interesting. Unless you’re too afraid to lose. Which seems more then likely I might add.”

“Good, I’m just warming up. You know, you say that every single time we get around to making any kind of bet, Julian. It’s like you’re not completely aware that I’m all for you making a fool of yourself. The stakes on your end, you lose --- you take out Miss Landry like she’s been hinting at and you’ve been avoiding since we graduated and you end the night by planting your best damn kiss on her. I hear she finally got around to brushing her teeth.”

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estebanxjuanes:

“So you’re not buying the whole my dog ate it story?”

“I’ve heard it and tried it too many times to ever believe it’s true. Plus you don’t have stray animal hair on your sweater at all, do you even own a dog?”

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jliandrke:

“That sounds like a lot of doubt, Reichs. Don’t act like I’m not going to prove you wrong.”

“You’ve never really sparked any kind of reliability, so yeah, it’s doubt. I’m completely willing to bet on this if you’re really so sure.”