no criminals here

twinkle is a 9yo true lawful smooth collie she believes in rules and their enforcement

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the annual stankle and azaleas photoshoot

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good morning sniffs

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a stank you say? a stank maybe

she smelled just like a stank to me

one minute there and she was rank

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it's cooking day and she is negotiating with her trash toys

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stank is really in her pointing to the left era lately

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she will look outside even if just the tiniest sliver of window

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sniffing is much more important than being untangled from her own leash

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someone stop this dog. she's begging for my damn salad

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did some down-stay and recall practice in a field with stank this morning. nothing of real note to report just... I love my girl.

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she threw up her entire breakfast which she's never done before. so we tried feeding her again in much smaller portions spread out over the morning and now she won't leave her bowl. like... perhaps more???

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she did NOT want to pose with the sunset

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why are you on the floor? sit ups???? I hate this 😔

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she had TWO paper towel tubes at once today. a rare treat for a trash loving twinkle