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halfwayriight

Johnny Cage in Mortal Kombat 11

#loser dad is back

lilientrish

What I hate more than anything else in the world is my own past.

commander-vas-normandy

No one:

Me when it’s foggy out: In my restless dreams I see that town. Silent Hill.

cungadero

got a really good idea for a d&d character i’ll never get to use

mr-speedwagon-deactivated201902

You can’t say that and not share your idea.

cungadero

its a talking horse. you’d think this’d come with some kind of magical backstory about getting turned into one but turns out, they were just born that way. you find out their mother was a centaur, their fauther is a (horse-headed) minotaur, and they have a sister who’s a perfectly normal human

they’re a rogue/thief because nobody ever suspects a horse as the culprit

cungadero

youre an orc guard in a fully garrisoned and protected fortress 2 miles into a mountain. you’re standing post and suddenly you hear a knock outside the door. you know you’re not authorized to move from your post but your curiosity overtakes you and you open the door. a horse is standing there. as your brain races to think of some explanation for the sudden and unexpected presence of this horse it leans in and whispers

“no one will ever believe you”

how many points to intimidation is this worth

doktorgirlfriend

“Why does Tumblr romanticize Hades so much?”

Idk Clarice, maybe we’re just tired, and life is uncertain, and we like the idea of a stable husband with a steady job and a big dog and his own place away from all the loud, shapeshifting-kink party gods.