SuperWonder Drama!
Under arrest in the court of internet opinion.
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What do you think? Should they be left alone in their own universe? Can the fandom be at peace? Will the naysayers ever stop?
…seemingly the most hated ship [for some reason]
Transcript / Dialogue:
[Scene 1: dark alley in Metropolis; city streets in daytime; police station]
Police: "Hey Superman, I'm sorry I have to do this, but you're under arrest."
Superman: "Under arrest for what?"
Police: "I have a court order to take you back to Lois."
Police: "Superman, Wonder Woman! Superman you two are under arrest. And you Wonder Woman are going back to Steve Trevor."
Wonder Woman: "Steve? You mean Steve Trevor? He's been dead for ages."
Police: "Well Miss Wonder Woman in the event that Steve is unable to fulfill this order, there is a clause here that says you must be taken to Batman."
Police: "For SuperWonder, the whole point of you two to begin with has been deemed erroneous and has been ordered null and void by the court of internet opinion."
[Scene 2: news studio]
Reporter: "Why do you two persist in this SuperWonder? The world doesn't care for you."
Superman: "I don't think you or anybody gets to choose who I'm with. I'm with Wonder Woman in this universe. Go take a hike."
Wonder Woman: "Enough already! I will not stand for this nonsense. We love each other. We love humanity too. No matter how much hate you have for us, we will stand together."
[Scene 3: angry crowds gather round Metropolis Courthouse]
Angry Woman in Crowd: "Lois owns your ass, Superman! Go back to Lois!"
Angry Man in Crowd: "Amazon slut! Go back to where you came from!"
[cut to scene in (Metropolis) Times Square]
Kid Fan: "Please Superman, stay with Wonder Woman. You two are amazing together! Don't let the haters change that."
[Scene 4: outdoor yard; cut to detective's office]
Superman: "What did we do wrong? Why are you so bothered with us? No one is forcing you to like us but we want to be with each other. and in this universe you'll just have to accept or go to some other universe. Which means there's infinite possibilities and stories to tell."
[Scene 5: inside the Batcave with Batman's Harem of female admirers]
Wonder Woman: "The court ordered me here in case Steve was unavailable. Looks like you've got quite a harem going on here."
Batman: "That's because I'm Batman."














