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what the fuck

#uhh mystery solved #doesnt answer how the hell cryptid got here #what the fuck now

To me, it looks like it came from Spirit Halloween. Might be one of their experiments to bring Halloween Spirit back to the public but went rogue and escaped containment. Have you tried showing some of the masks like the Ghostface mask and maybe would go back to it's family?

this thing's existence is living proof that Halloween isn't a phase, it's a lifestyle

#cryptid halloween horror #yeah that adds up

Honestly it reminds me of those weird singing robot things my Dad told me about as a kid, if I remember correctly apparently the company closed down somewhere around the 80's or 90's? Fazburn's, or something like that? Fastbear's? They were really popular tho I remember that much. Oh and they were centered in Utah but Dad said they closed down before they could branch out of the state.

ok these two cant be a coincidence. I tried doing research before but came up with nothing. I'll take another look

#I am nowhere near utah btw #rn I'm like on the other side of the states

I’d say to leave a cross at the barn door to keep it contained inside, but i don’t even know what on God’s Earth i’m looking at in these photographs. It looks like a Party City decoration or something.

I don't think even party city would dare have something like that in stock even for halloween

who or whatever created that thing thought freddy krueger needed to have nightmares too

#it fucking stares at me sometimes too #just staring at me from around corners and trees

Any updates on the cryptid thing? It seems vaguely familiar but I can't put my finger on it.

Didn't expect anyone to come back here it's been over a year and I forgot about this blog

Well heres an update on Cryptid

It hasn't left though it still doesn't like me near it. after a few months it stopped chasing me at night so as long as I dont go actively near it. It typically stays in that box in the shed during the day but sometimes it ventures out in the day. The animals were spooked by it at first but they've grown accustomed to each other. I see it feeding grass to the horses sometimes. It used some leftover baler twine to tie up the torn leg

Still don't know where it came from or what it is

#cryptid update

snailsnacked

Wild idea but maybe you could offer it something... Like leave something for it? Food, a toy, maybe a colouring book and crayons? It's probably in an environment it's not used to and could be attacking out of fear? I mean idk I've never seen anything like that before but it's worth a shot.

I could try that? It's late here though so I'll try it tomorrow when it's not trying to attack me

snailsnacked

Update

I've lost a set of crayons and a coloring book and gained my exercise for the night

#idk what i was expecting

Wild idea but maybe you could offer it something... Like leave something for it? Food, a toy, maybe a colouring book and crayons? It's probably in an environment it's not used to and could be attacking out of fear? I mean idk I've never seen anything like that before but it's worth a shot.

I could try that? It's late here though so I'll try it tomorrow when it's not trying to attack me

#it's an idea at least #will update on how this goes

What if you tried offering that cryptid guy some help? Maybe try stitch up its leg??

If this is you offering yourself as tribute to go up to it then be my guest

It attacks me whenever I get too close and it hasn't reacted to anything I'm saying

#it leaves my animals alone tho so that's good at least

It's the next morning and Cryptid is back in the box. Im sensing a pattern here

It refuses to get out and did not like it when I tried to drag it out.

Anyone got any ideas? I don't want this thing in my shed or on my property.

#its not actively trying to kill me during the day #its mostly defending itself #maybe cuz of its leg? idk #its not messing with any of the animals though #guess till i can get rid of it im getting everything done before nightfall

FUCKER CHASED ME DOWN THE STREET

AND ITS FUCKING FLOATING???????

CRYPTID LEAVE ME ALONE I JUST WANNA LOCK UP MY CHICKENS

#HOW THE FUCK IS IT FLOATING #IT STARTED SCREAMING AT ME TOO #LIKE HUH??????????!?!?

Cryptid update

Went back in the morning and couldn't find it in the shed so I looked in the chest and, lo and behold, the fucker is curled up in there like a fucking snake. It swatted me away but I got this pic

Looks like a giant sock monkey with a porcelain mask. What kind of creepypasta looking ass is this

#bitch decided its gonna take over my shed like a squatter #what the fuck #seriously where did this thing even come from #i think its a haunted doll? its leg is torn and is spilling cotton