Maru May

🖤🤍💜/ 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝓀𝑜𝓃𝑜𝒽𝒶 𝑔𝑜𝓋𝓉/ 𝟏𝟖 /𝒶𝓊𝓉𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒾𝒸 / 𝓉𝒶𝓀ℯ 𝓂ℯ 𝒽ℴℴℴℴℴ𝓂ℯ 𝒸ℴ𝓊𝓃𝓉𝓇𝓎 𝓇ℴℴℴℴ𝒶𝒹𝓈𝓈

[snake-bitch-in-a-ditch]

wow what's this?? a Ao3 link?? with a work in progress?? *le gasp* https://archiveofourown.org/users/possum_teacup_daydreams/pseuds/Mini-Maru_Chan

Call me: Maru/May! Pronouns: she/they

Into many fandoms including O.K., K.O. Let's be Heroes!, Naruto, Harry Potter, more coming soon! I love juicy theories and psychology!

multishipper!

will write prompts

why are you even on Tumblr if your homophobic

AMA!

dark headcanons!

weird asks!

fluff headcanons!

TW!s

Special Interests (TW!)

dark theories

eating disorders

found family

crackshipping

HP blog (active!) notamalfoy-justagirl

O.K., K.O! blog (active!) iced-possum-matcha

[snake-bitch-in-a-ditch]

Why do I have to do a discussion thread on extinction from a creationist view Animals keep fucking dying because of human greed I didn't know it was a point of religious contention

[senatortedcruz]

Wonderful photo

[luckeyzs]

see him schmoove

[shslboner]

i see that someone had done this first but ah i didnt know and this is here now so here you go tumblr folks

bonus: the nara boy was being misogynistic, and so...

[byelacey]

guy of all time

[notonelover]

i want people to be curious about me without me having to force it

[r4ve-k4ndi]

Kakashi and iruka need to go on a double date with orochimaru and kabuto

[neosaidwhoa]

no offense but I heard the evil scientist say he likes studying me better than you

[inthejunipergrove]

Worship the hand that beats you or whatever

[snake-bitch-in-a-ditch]

Kabuto Yakushi core

[estherandoh]

There is so much wrong with this. People who hold a pro-AI stance keep wondering why a lot of people hate them. This is why. The total lack of respect for consent and boundaries and the entitlement displayed by pro-AI people is disgusting.

[snake-bitch-in-a-ditch]

super uncool

[cloudabserk]

haven’t drawn rocky in 3 days. feeling weak. vision beginning to fade

[skiimble]

posting doodles at 1:43 am

[snake-bitch-in-a-ditch]

it's 1:43 am and I too needed to know this word

[slayninjaslayyy]

Been rewatching boruto and as much as I love the kiddos and exploring some of the dynamics……it’s absolute ass. The anime is ass. Sorry

[snake-bitch-in-a-ditch]

world peace is terrible for sequels

[thetimeisnowsomehow]

Orochimaru and Kabuto's dynamic has always been interesting to me because it is most definitely NOT romantic or healthy or sane, but it is intelligent, competitive, respectful and dangerous. While still maintaining loyalty. They actually really like each other. But they are so similar it also creates constant tension.

Do I think they ever did anything spicy together? Possibly but also just as possibly not. Orochimaru likes to tease everyone just to judge their reactions. Kabuto is very snarky right back. But I also think they are too analytical to persue anything physical becuase they can just create shadow clones or use their many science drugs to get the same result. Or snakes.

Do I think Orochimaru got in Kabuto's space more than once before Kabuto figured out how to sigh and diffuse the tension? Yes. Do I think Orochimaru made fun of Kabuto's prudishness more than once? Also yes. But Kabuto would kill those weaknesses. He would spy in brothels and experiement with clones or interrogate prisoners to understand anything he doesn't. After a number of years together, Kabuto would have learned how to manage his masters taunts and barbs. And throw a few of his own back.

[brittlepredatordemon]

Actually, no, I don't think that friendships dropping like flies in your late 20s and early 30s because no one has time for that between overwork and family obligations and marriage and kids and partners and the ritual of the time slayer is normal and ok. No I don't think deep conversations and spontaneous adventures being replaced with a tired coffee every six months is a normal part of growing up. I don't think that emotional intimacy and soul bonds disintegrating in the face of practical inconvenience is a fact of life. I think that means something is deeply deeply wrong with our society and I will never forgive it for the friends I've lost

[dw]

love the word aforementioned. like i already said that