can't help doin' sneaky things.

i was told i needed more hobbies.

[snareapparent]

true love is not breaking the matching icons even if they don’t fit your aesthetic.

[snareapparent]

razorwiring​:

it’s not torture. it tastes good that way.

well... agree to disagree...!

[razorwiring-deactivated20250616]

@snareapparent i can’t do the @ thing for you so i need to post this because i need you to know you’re a pussy

[snareapparent]

it tastes good and it’s caffeinated enough to keep me awake! why are you torturing yourself with black, unsweetened coffee? if i’m a pussy you’re a masochist. 😭

[snareapparent]

coffee that tastes like coffee does NOT taste good.

[snareapparent]

aka airing out incredibly dirty laundry on the unsuspecting dashboard... 😅

[snareapparent]

blah blah don’t ask, deeply embroiled political animosity and war stuff, way too much context to spontaneously unload on one person blah blah blah.

[snareapparent]

let’s play nice and all. come on.

[snareapparent]

wow, it’s like a class reunion again!

[snareapparent]

slutting it up on the battlefield is a hard job… but someone’s gotta do it… and every iteration of me is a stone cold professional.

[thottiier]

is it hard? 

[snareapparent]

oh yeah, it’s really taxing. for other people, i mean. i do it effortlessly.

[snareapparent]

love blooms on the battlefield etc etc

[snareapparent]

i hate to complicate things with my admittedly dazzling, multiuniversal presence, but it’s also just too fun to tease his highness over here.

[snareapparent]

yeah, we transitioned into peacetime and all got married... 🙄

[snareapparent]

also, i’m married, so i’m in polycules by name only... 😔

[snareapparent]

unfortunately, i am not dimitri’s claude. i’m a funny little onlooker from a different corner of the universe... a couple years in the future, give or take!

[snareapparent]

😊

[snareapparent]

it’s been a while, huh? 😉

[snareapparent]

wow, this picture is old. it’s also the best one i have on here, evidently, so hiiii.

[snareapparent]

hold on i have to find something.