[armorbird-archive]

honestly my life rn is basically that gif where the dude is like “OH SHIT!” and the gif starts content aware scaling and then it just stops and goes back to normal and hes like “i’m okay”

[armorbird-archive]

big fucking mood

[pbd]

cursed notes

[armorbird-archive]

PLEAS IM BEGGI

[gabsy]

[recanted-deactivated20130729]

[comdon]

The sky when it snows is absolutely perfect. It can be 1 o’clock in the morning and bright outside. The silence of everything when it snows is beautiful. You can barely hear a sound when the snow covers everything. Just watching the snow fall and stick to the ground is beautiful. Yeah I guess it sucks that it’s cold and you have to shovel it out, but coming in from the cold and putting on warm clothes, sitting in the heat, and drinking hot chocolate is so relaxing. I miss the snow so much.

[stability]

[spearxwind]

2015 me: i gotta be respectable and normal, act seriously for ppl to take me seriously, i shouldnt go out of line with my words either

2018 me with a megaphone on my porch: 

[circlejourneyart]

For Fans By Fans asked me to do an illustration for the troll-themed Homestuck 2019 calendar, and of course I had to do my usual spacey thing, so I painted a scene from the fight between Handmaid and Condesce (I always had a soft spot for them).  You can preorder it on this page!

[jiebadiah]

[paper-mario-wiki]

now you understand

[cartoonhenchman-deactivated2018]

i wish to swim with the cranberries 

[cartoonhenchman-deactivated2018]

this is what its all about baby

[jayce]

[magnusderp]

big mood

[caleforpresident]

I can’t get over this

[leplastiquedick]

me screaming in another plane of existence 

[sadboyfactory]

[velociowl-deactivated20181118]

this cured my depression

[justreallytir3d]

this was a journey

[aweirdintrovert-deactivated2018]

i had to take matters into my own hands

[peachs-asshole]

This is it. Smash belongs to the gays

[xen0pus]

We been knew

[elentori-art]

‘When I go, I want all the stuff in my brain to be stored in a giant ship…’

[hollenix]

you’ve heard of the kfc gang now get ready for

[starphoxshenanigans]

[ofapu-deactivated20130513]

[foreign-shores]

untitled comic!!

Written and sketched by Alex

Drawn by Sidney

[snufkunt]

gen z kids don’t give a single fuck and they’re all like 9

[grandnutin-deactivated20200122]

Actually, Generation Z began in 1998. So if you’re 19 or younger, you’re gen Z

[amayikes]

Actually Actually I’ve read that it began in 95. So as far as 22, I’m sorry for you but you’re gen Z.

[hduece]

18-23 year olds who are in the weird gray area between generations

[bigtigers]

Sopping Fucking Wet

[mishapbert]

[ifitaintbaroque]

I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

[ifitaintbaroque]

I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

[ifitaintbaroque]

Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”

My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.

[ifitaintbaroque]

I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

[goatbran-deactivated20190407]

please give us updates

[ifitaintbaroque]

Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”

And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying. 

[ifitaintbaroque]

I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.

[antique-scarecrow]

op will not die of natural causes

[captain-athos]

@jones-iii u