Sniper Therapy (Ft Spy)

Stay hopeful, stay inspired, Sniper therapy. Inbox open for advice and comments!

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Last night I dreamt that there was this tumblr blog called “Sniper Therapy” or something like that, and all the posts were various pictures of Sniper but with unrelated, vague quotes on each one

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This was one of them

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sniper is eating burger king FOOT lettuce a crime?

Yes.

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go snoop lawl. track that bitch down

No need, I was simply busy earlier, but I appreciate the dedication to figuring out my whereabouts.

-Sniper

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Where has Sniper been this morning? I'm almost beginning to miss him, having to answer all of these asks on my lonesome.

-Rien est permanent, respectez toi-même. Spy.

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i want sniper mugs. idk wtf the other anon was going on about but for whats its worth i love yall with my entire ass xx (& heart)

Please stop saying you love us with your rear ends.

-Rien est permanent, respectez toi-même. Spy.

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I feel like you'd fit in this image

[Screenshot from my experience]

Ah, you've caught me in my Casual Friday outfit, it seems. Sniper insists on making me wear that bucket hat to stop myself from 'turning into a dried old wrinkly tea leaf.' His words, not mine.

-Rien est permanent, respectez toi-même. Spy.

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sounds like. sounds like that last anon needs. needs some sniper therap— *gets shot* /j

You've done it. You have finally done it. Sniper, break out the complimentary Sniper Therapy branded mugs, someone has finally won one. Shame that they're now getting blood all over the throw rug.

-Rien est permanent, respectez toi-même. Spy.

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no... i hate you with all of my ass...

Er... in that case, good for you...? You do understand that we are real people that had to read this phrase, yes?

-Rien est permanent, respectez toi-même. Spy.

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for no reason i genuinely hate ur account. like i dont know what it is something about you just brings something carnal inside me out. the monster in my head. the jonker.

Anon, I don't believe you know what the word 'carnal' means, and if you do, I am... slightly concerned for your wellbeing?

-Rien est permanent, respectez toi-même. Spy.

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