of ashes and ice

fandomless ulfhednar with a bone to pick  English/Danish/Norwegian/Swedish 18+ only please! (gore) See /readme/ for character description and those things called rules.

[etherea1ity]

Let's run through the medow and never look back

[botanizing]

sometimes I think about when my roommate was trying to explain what I do to one of his friends and they had an entire conversation only to realize afterwards that he had been talking about lichens and she had been talking about lycans (as in werewolves)

[neat-deadandlive-things]

Lichens: Symbiotic organisms made from a combination of fungi, algae, and maybe some funky bacteria. All or most of the parts can also exist on their own. A mystery and misunderstood in most media.

How do we know lycans aren’t exactly like lichens?! A symbiotic organism made from a human and other stuff that can exist on their own but when they interact you get a whole ass other life form! Also a mystery and misunderstood in most media!

No one can convince me that werewolves aren’t formed by drinking water contaminated with a toxic algal bloom (which blooms most often under a full moon).

[neat-deadandlive-things]

Algae can form resting structures that lay dormant for hundreds of years, maybe the specific wavelength of moonlight inuces the photosynthetic algae to “wake up” inside the human cells and triggers the change to werewolf form.

Now the whole rage-filled people-eating thing can also be explained by algae.

Many species of algae can switch between photosynthetic and heterotrophic (predator) forms if the light is limited. So the moonlight induces the change but it’s not enough to feed the lifeform so it must also consume flesh!

Once the moonlight is gone, it once again goes into its resting cyst form.

But why are they hairy and wolf like?

These are all algae…. Some even look like they have tails.

[botanizing]

ok I LOVE this theory but my primary takeaway from this has been “I had no idea how fucked up algae were”

[snjorhraglandi]

“You’d think that lycanthrope resilience to being injured or simply harder to kill™ would protect me against catching 203442 different infections this fall season, but nah.” 

[thecreaturecrossroads]

Aasmund is Sick? Here’s Candice sliding in with medicine and some egg drop soup from the local Chinese restaurant they frequent. Along with actual food too.

[snjorhraglandi]

The soup disappears down this hungry, fluffy void of a mouth and the same fate awaits the other dishes as well. So much for actually taking time to /taste/ the different dishes. They smelled nice, anyway. 

“Thank you kindly. You didn’t have to do that.” This meticulous care is thawing his big ol’ heart.

[monsterfuckeroftheday]

I got this advertisement, I fucking can’t with this site

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I’m screaming, holy shit

[aelia-likes-monsters]

I fucking lost it. 

I sometimes see Dreame ads and they are always bad but I haven’t seen this one. Oh my god. 

[magic-spelldust]

Aleš Krivec

[catsi]

a cute girl told me she has lots of plants in her house and i told her, for some fucking reason "damn the oxygen at your place must be mad crisp" and somehow still got her number so. chase your dreams. nothing is impossible apparently

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[canontouch]

Yawning with purpose

[woodendreams]

[natureac]

Take The 52 Week Photo Challenge or Check Out DSLR cameras here

[snjorhraglandi]

Updated voiceclaim for this guy: JFK from Clone High

[snjorhraglandi]

Hey! I’ve been way more inactive than I’d like to the last few weeks. I’m still around to read posts and such from mutuals, but a recent big flare-up in chronic illness has restricted the amount of time that I get to spend doing human activities greatly. It’s not a dangerous condition, but appears to be in need of surgery to get rid of permanently. Otherwise there will be some ups and downs in activity ;u;

[falcoworks]

Day 21 – Werewolf

Having a werewolf for a partner wasn’t so bad, even if said partner wouldn’t leave you alone while you were trying to eat no matter how many times he was reminded that he didn’t even like oatmeal when he was human.

[arcusxx]

the beauty of autumn

[frostymuses-deactivated20210129]

     “Are any of you capable of thinking? What goes through your mind when you decide to try and touch a grumpy beast about three times your height?”

[snjorhraglandi]

“Yeah, tell me about it. A lot of them are just meatheads, I suppose. Made of savory, succulent meat.”

[snjorhraglandi]

“You’d think that lycanthrope resilience to being injured or simply harder to kill™ would protect me against catching 203442 different infections this fall season, but nah.” 

[snjorhraglandi]

🎊 Sometimes you just make me so happy I don’t know what to do. Oops. (right back @ u omg, ilu and ur characters!)

((Eep! And the same for you and your blog. Always fun to see your artwork and drabbles on my dashboard. Something to brighten up a day for sure! I’m really happy to hear the positive feedback - my blog management is so totally scatterbrained very often, so I worry abt that a lot `v`))

[respectthewolf]

[thecreaturecrossroads]

Aasmund just lets out a warm, fatigued huff as he nuzzles Candice shoulder, ready to plop down his drowsy head in her lap as she’s sitting there. And he would, weren’t it for the fact that she was so preoccupied with studying. (Plus, very aware to not smoosh her completely!)

Candice’s ears twitched at the huff from Aasmund. Growing still for a moment when he nuzzled her shoulder, but then taking a moment to be brave and reciprocate. Leaning her head towards him so she could nuzzle his face with the side of her’s.

“... Time for a break?”

[snjorhraglandi]

«Break, you or me?» He remarked a tad bit playfully, albeit with his gruff voice monotonous from exhaustion. Now it was his time to fall still for a moment. «I am sorry. I didn’t mean to sneak up on you.» As he shifted a little to accomodate her embrace, a dry leaf, previously unnoticed from the recent yardwork, fell down from his mane and landed on a page. He barely blinked in annoyance, snapping it up and crunching it between his fingers, now having to waste precious energy considering where to dispose the cursed thing.