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VALORANT. ARCANE. viper&reyna. caitlyn&vi. and maybe some coffee. twitter: snootka archieve of our own: snootka

[erona-trevelyan]

the knee thing™

source: @salmonzouju on twitter

[samnecki]

caitlyn, coming back home: i had a terrible day. someone nearly ran me over!

vi, scared to death: what the fuck? i need to find this guy

MEANWHILE

jinx, coming back home: I NEARLY HAD HER

ekko: bad luck

[snootka]

something something cowboy au...

[snootka]

Mel: what took you two so long in that bunker?

Vi: so, you know that one time i told Cait that Undercity is going to eat her alive and...

Caitlyn: vi, nO-

[snootka]

Feeling fantastic...

[snootka]

I'm reactivating this account so here is Vi y'all:

[snootka]

Caitlyn: are you a good person?

Vi: yes.

Caitlyn: okay, so i can't arrest you.

Vi: can we start over?

Caitlyn: are you a good person?

Vi: no.

[snootka]

Jinx: truth or dare?

Caitlyn: dare.

Jinx: don't fuck my sister.

Caitlyn: ... truth.

Jinx: did you fuck my sister already?

Caitlyn: i don't like this game.

[snootka]

[first meeting]

Caitlyn: hey, i'm caitlyn. and you are...?

Vi: suprisingly in love with you since that half of a second ago you asked and very much gay feels rn just marry me already please and thank you.

[snootka]

Council: ms. kiramman, you were supposed to be on patrol last night, what were you doi-

Vi, bursting through doors, because she has been waiting her whole life for this moment: mE!

[snootka]

Vi: undercity is gonna eat you out.

Caitlyn: you didn't mean "alive"?

Vi: no, i did not.

Caitlyn:

Vi:

Caitlyn:

Vi: it's me. i'm undercity.

[craftythebitch]

Vi, holding up her leg: Feel my leg, I shaved.

Jinx, gently stroking: Holy shit.

Caitlyn: Guys we’re being shot at this isn’t the time.

[snootka]

Cassandra Kiramman & Vi dynamics summary:

Cassandra: you are not good enough for my daughter and i don't want you around her. end. of. story.

Vi:

Vi: so why don't you give me one more-...

[snootka]

Vi: look, this is bruno, this is toby and this is little maddy-

Caitlyn: you can't just keep adopting random puppies everytime you feel sad, Vi.

Vi:

Vi: ... and this is vincent, lily-...

[snootka]

Caitlyn: could you pass me the salt?

Jinx:

Jinx: [throws salt shaker through the window] what salt?

[snootka]

Jinx: can you stop doing that?

Caitlyn: doing what?

Jinx, gesturing all of her: t h a t.

[snootka]

7-year old Jinx: mr. silco, look, my tooth fell out! do you think the tooth fairy will visit me?

Sevika: you know, the tooth fairy doesn't actually ex-...

Silco, playing with a knife from across the room:

Sevika: ...actly know what you want from her? You have to write her a letter.