hello vonnie
sheepfilms
occasionally subtle
Love Begins
The Bright Sessions
roma★
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
oozey mess
RMH
Origami Around
noise dept.
Fieri Frames
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Not today Justin
Claire Keane
Doug Jones
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
untitled
Product Placement
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@snovvscone-blog
“Simon, we’re at war. Do I need to remind you of that?” “No, sir.” “And we all make sacrifices at wartime.” “But we’ve always been at war, “ I say. “As long as I’ve been here. We can’t just stop living because we’re at war.”
Carry On by Rainbow Rowell
@bookishlettering, your work is always so beautiful.
of course. of c o u r s e they were out of scones on this PARTICULAR morning.
of. course.
‘The Princess Bride’ sentence meme
faerieroleplaymemes:
Send one to my muse for their reaction
“Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”
“You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”
“While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?”
“They’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.”
“I can cope with torture.”
“Get used to disappointment.”
“You’ve made your decision then?”
“Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.”
“I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself.”
“Am I going mad, or did the word “think” escape your lips?”
“Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.”
“I admit it, you are better than I am.”
“You never said anything about killing anyone.”
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
“You mock my pain!”
“Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”
“Do you always begin conversations this way?”
“This is true love; you think this happens every day?”
“Australia is entirely peopled with criminals!”
“There’s not a lot of money in revenge.”
“You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”
“Anyone who says differently is selling something.”
“Anybody want a peanut?”
“I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.”
“Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”
“The battle of wits has begun.”
“I wasn’t nervous. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing.”
“We’ll never succeed. We may as well die here.”
“Please understand I hold you in the highest respect.”
“Isn’t there any way you trust me?”
“You’re trying to trick me into giving away something. It won’t work.”
“I’ll explain, and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.”
“I told you I would always come for you. Why didn’t you wait for me?”
“I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.”
“You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.”
“What hideous sin have you committed lately?”
“Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.”
“There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”
“That doesn’t leave much time for dilly-dallying.”
“Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies.”
“It would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable.”
“I challenge you to a battle of wits.”
“Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me.”
“Do you hear that? That is the sound of ultimate suffering.”
“You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.”
“Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.”
( who dares disturb him? )
{ STRAIGHT PEOPLE ARE WEIRD;; }
❝ Did they slut shame that poor girl the dress she loved? ❞
Poe’s really pissed about this girl’s grandmother. She’s been really nasty.
❝That’s what Penny says. So yeah, you’re probably right.❞
simon knows fuck-all about slut shaming beyond ‘calling a girl a slut is bad’, and he only learned that from an undeserved lecture from penny. he doesnt even USE that word.
❝Have you seen that 90 DAY FIANCE show? I can’t believe a show like that can e x i s t and some people still think its GAY PEOPLE ruining the sanctity of marriage.❞
he got sucked into watching sunday evening wedding shows because of penny and agatha--mostly agatha.
( he’s horrified. )
{ HOW TO JEDI MIND TRICK WITHOUT MAGIC;; }
he thinks for a moment that he has to be seeing things. he’s sure no one can have a tail, but he’s seen some pretty weird shit in his day.
❝ yeah—ah—- not quite, dude. ❞
is it rude to point it out? the etiquette on these sort of situations aren’t exactly obvious.
he’s speechless, for a moment. merlin, no, please not the tail. anything but the tail. did penny’s concealment spell wear off already? it’s only been...crap.
it’s been over six hours, hasn’t it?
❝Uh, w--I. I’ve got a...condition.❞
( great going, snow !! you’ve made yourself sound bloody contagious. )
mickeyandmumbles:
#i love how they kiss with their whole body
ofboomerangs:
@telepathyandoreos
depression based starters.
anxietyclaimed:
can be considered highly triggering.
“what have you done to yourself?” “tell me this isn’t what i think it is.” “put down that bottle okay?” “you know you can’t take that with alcohol!” “stop it! stop it, there are people who love you!” “i can’t take this anymore.” “i will never love myself.” “these voices in my head don’t like me.” “i’m my biggest enemy.” “it… it just made me feel better, you know?” “you can’t hide in your head forever.” “i haven’t seen or heard from you in weeks.” “please let me in. let me help you.” “i can’t lose you.” “please! please wake up! for the love of god, wake up!” “i’d rather be dead than to feel like i do right now any longer.” “i’m so tired.”
otpdisaster:
Person B knowing they’re undoubtedly about to die within the next few seconds, likely from the gaping wound they’re bleeding out from. Instead of calling for help, they phone Person A and carry on a casual conversation as if nothing is wrong, making sure to mention how much they love them before their time runs out.
“I found you then I lost you, looking back is torture; and it hurts to know I let you go, you live right around the corner. I could’ve had it all, could’ve had it all…”
when you try plotting with someone and then you wind up babbling about fictional YA novel locations and where they might fall geographically in the real world instead ohisrglezknrshoio
( @emptyygun )
❝What are you looking at? Did I drop food on myself again?❞
( there’s a nervous e d g e to his voice; better he drop food on himself than someone notice he has a bloody tail )
hoO I have a bad headache and my stomach feels sour and I have the chills all of a sudden??? I’m going to try to bang out those starters since there are only like two but if I drop off suddenly in activity tonight..........thats why,
