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[oceansburned]

                      “ Their feelings were an oil spill;  they’d let them overflow and now there wasn’t a damn place in the ocean that wouldn’t catch fire if they dropped a match. ”

[candlewinds]

“Twitchy as Jesper was, with or without his revolvers, he was at his best in a fight, and she knew he’d do anything for Kaz.”

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haha wouldn't it be funny if something happened to your dear old dad jesper like i dunno him being the victim of a sniper wouldn't that be funny jes hahaha

        “ WHAT KIND OF SICK JOKE? ”  The Zemeni’s words come out as a growl.  His teeth gritted, fingers automatically tapping against the pistols at his hips.  The thought of someone attacking his father was enough to send him into a rage.  He would be worse than Kaz Brekker on a bad day.  If anyone hurt his father, he would tear the iron from their blood and choke them with it. 

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BEASTIXM:

Oh, he was just trying to provoke a reaction from him, see how much it took to get Kaz to actually react and give him the attention he wanted. That’s not such a big deal. So why did it sting a little bit? “Did I react enough for you or do you need something else?” He adopts his most condescending tone, unwilling to allow even the smallest amount of hurt or embarrassment to color his voice. Kaz is gone, retreating back into himself, Jesper gets to talk to Dirtyhands now. “I’m sure there’s someone more receptive to your flirting.”

               HE TRIED SO HARD not to look crestfallen but his smile had easily dropped away in an instant in only a way that Kaz could manage.  The boy was practically made of stone, it shouldn’t have surprised him that his flirting had no effect.  “ No, you didn’t react at all. ”  A broken heart was something that he could shake off, there would always be a bet to place or something to shoot.  It was a risk that he wanted to take, one he wanted Kaz to take with him but it was just a foolish dream.  “ I don’t want someone else. ”  He sighed, head dropping back to stare at the roof to catch himself before he gave everything away.

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iwtv2007:

Toby at New York Comic Con 2014

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pops in a few days late... i’ve been swamped with school and working but i am going to get some stuff done tonight, sorry for the wait!

[zoewashburne]

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i feel like this is Aditi/Jesper’s mom. 

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traumahospital :

gender: “pretty boy”

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TAGGED BY: @dxrtyhands RULES:  tag 9 people you would like to know better. TAGGING: anyone who hasn’t been tagged and would like to do this

1. HOW OLD ARE YOU?  26 2. CURRENT JOB?   admin assistant  3. DREAM JOB?   a writer for marvel 4. WHAT ARE YOU TALENTED AT? I would hope that I’m a decent writer and I like to bake.  5. WHAT IS A BIG GOAL YOU ARE WORKING TOWARDS/HAVE ALREADY ACHIEVED? finishing my teaching degree 6. WHAT’S YOUR AESTHETIC? cats in sunlight, piles of books, worn black t-shirts with a variety of prints on the front, flowing skirts 7. DO YOU COLLECT ANYTHING?  comics and books 8. WHAT IS A TOPIC YOU ALWAYS BRING UP IN CONVERSATION? in public and when I get nervous, I tend to tell bad jokes 9. WHAT’S A PET PEEVE OF YOURS? anyone who spits, it’s so gross.  10. GOOD ADVICE TO GIVE?  practice safe sex 11. RECOMMEND THREE SONGS OR MORE: It’s Alright — Matt and Kim, Free  — Rudimental, Hurt — Johnny Cash cover, Maps — Yeah Yeah Yeahs 

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

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365filmsbyauroranocte:

Parks and Recreation S05E07: ‘Leslie vs. April’

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Jesper: Honey, it’s really muggy out today.

Wylan: If I go outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn, I’m leaving you.

Jesper:*sips coffee from a bowl*

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[4chansbest]

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BEASTIXM:

Kaz didn’t see the world as a party to be had, as a series of adventures that might go poorly but also might be the time of his life, that wasn’t a mindset he could have and do the things he wanted to do, maybe he wasn’t born able to do things like that. Maybe he’d done it to himself. Instead he looked at it like a watch all the tiny pieces and moving parts, remove one thing and the whole thing fell apart. But fix one thing and it ticked on correctly. He intended to make it tell his time, warp the watch until it was saying what he wanted it to say.  “Flirting with me?” It seemed absurd, Jes was light and fire and vibrantly alive. “Why?”

         WHEN HE BEGAN gambling, Kaz had become a light at the end of a darkened tunnel.  A way to get out of the hole he had dug himself and he found a friend in a strange city.  Well as much of a friend as Kaz could be to anyone but he had come into his life like a whirlwind.  The restlessness he had felt in every day life had easily stilled with Kaz,  he had been given a purpose and something to drive him forward.  What he felt for Kaz had become interwoven with something else, attraction.  His dark grey eyes couldn’t quite meet his.  “ Why is it so unbelievable? ”  There was no answer he could have given that didn’t give away his feelings.  “ Because I like... I want to see if you react.  You never do. ”

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savagekaz:

just some modern high school headcanons . 

(it’s focused on jesper bc i’m working on a jesper x wylan au so here are a few of the headcanons)

jesper is one of those guys who’s not necessarily good at test taking or problem solving, but he can bullshit an essay in one sitting

his biggest problem in school is meeting deadlines

and also getting there on time

he hates all of the extra curriculars offered, but he took up tv production class just for the hell of it

it bores him though. the only time he’s not bored at school is during lunch - and that’s because he gambles like his life depends on it during that half hour

he’s the reason card games got banned at school so he had to come up with other ways to gamble

i.e. betting. he tricks people out of their lunch money on a regular basis

“dude, i bet you two dollars you can’t make that orange into the trashcan from where you’re sitting” 

the dude can’t. jesper wins two bucks.

“milk chugging contest. five dollars it’ll come out of your nose in the end”

this dude wants to punch jesper because jesper intentionally made him laugh and now his nose burns bc milk came out. plus he’s out of five bucks

and he arranges bets on the school’s sports teams and the whole school gets on it. he has an entire system. with clipboards, and files, and receipts.

don’t get me wrong, he makes outlandish bets, too

for instance,,

 "i will put twenty bucks on the fact the new guy is actually a vampire. look at him. he’s so pale, he only wears black, and he moves so fast. one minute he’s there, the next he’s not. how does he move so fast with a limp like that, huh? and the gloves?“ everyone stopped listening to him at this point

“guys he wears gloves! it’s spring! vampires can’t go directly in the sun, you know. he! has! to! keep! his! skin! covered! from! the! sun! guys! guys? hello!!!!”

(yes he’s talking about kaz. he can’t stop talking about kaz. this new kid fascinates the hell out of him.)

later kaz sees him taking bets in lunch and he’s like, “your system is stupid. you’re stupid.” then helps him rearrange his books and leaves without a word

jesper is like oh, okay??? he seems decent???

he’s not. jesper doesn’t realize for weeks that kaz made it seem like jesper was owed fifty bucks less and put on the back of people’s ‘receipts’ “see kaz brekker for details” or something. long story short: kaz was stealing jesper’s business and he didn’t even know

jesper hates him, but he’s so damn impressed by him, it might as well be a crush. it is

he still calls up his best friend like “omfg can you handle this fucking guy for me, i can’t deal”

“what do you want me to do about him?”

“hmm don’t know…maybe something like…kick his ass, inej!”

inej doesn’t. but they talk shit behind kaz’s back all the time instead like best friends do. inej is like your enemy is my enemy. and lowkey like damn, your crush is also my crush #awkward

okay now back to tv production class

the school shoots documentary-ish videos for their sports teams and activities

jesper’s assignment this year is filming the school band as they get ready for an upcoming competition

and that’s how he meets wylan. he has to interview him bc he has a flute solo this year or something????

jesper has never seen anyone more socially awkward before in his life he cannot believe he was given this assignment

this kid is so flustered it’s annoyingly cute

he has to get wylan to warm up to him before he can get him on camera without sputtering and blushing profusely.

jesper isn’t cruel. the school airs these videos during the morning announcements, he’s not going to let people see how awkward wylan is.

he got secondhand embarrassment himself from the first take they did

so jesper films all the practices first. he interviews the other students so wylan can watch for cues on how to act on camera/what to say

he uses his extended time around the band as a conversation starter with wylan

“band looks really good this year”

wylan: *mumbles something*

“think we might win?”

“winning isn’t everything”

jesper: ???????? is he even real????

and this is pretty much where i’m ending it bc it’s long and if i turn this into a whole fic i don’t want the whole plot given away haha

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What do you think Jesper would say to his mother if he had one day with her?

❬ character building questions ❭  

for: @beastixm // always accepting

              I think there is so much that Jesper would want to say to his mother.  There are a million questions he would want to ask about being zowa and what she could do and if she could teach him.  He has so much to learn in regards to being grisha and his abilities, I believe his mother would have been a great influence in Jesper.  His abilities are something he had grown to fear after his mother’s death and Colm demanding that he not use them.  He has questions about what happens if you don’t use them and how to use them, especially if hers were similar although I suspect she was a heartrender/healer rather than a fabrikator.  If he had time with her, Jesper would want to know everything and I think he’d probably talk her ear off to find everything out. 

The other thing he would want to ask her about is his father.  He would want to know how to keep his father smiling because clearly Aditi Hilli had a way with Colm.  I think she would also be very similar to Jesper with her smiles and flirting.  I feel like I’m rambling on but really, Jesper would want to ask everything.  He would want to know about her family, about the Zowa and their traditions if different to the Grisha, he would want to know about how his mother and father fell in love and how they stayed so happy. 

From what we know from the book, Jesper loved his mother very dearly and I think just having the day with her would be more than he could ever ask for.  If he wasn’t asking a million questions, he would want to go shooting with her and maybe cooking, or just listening to her talk and tell stories from her life.