[thyfleshc0nsumed]

This is so fucking funny

[windup-angel]

i dont have an issue with prosciutto. i have an issue with cured and smoked scenarios of ham

[glumby]

I just really like the movie

[glumby]

people are shipping them?!

[cyber-newtype]

the bedtime situation is crazy

[prettymachine]

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

[lastoneout]

The Pope, desperate to avoid ever interacting with JD Vance again, went to the one place the Vice President couldn't follow: heaven.

[is-this-blasphemous]

No

[lastoneout]

[ink-the-artist]

was testing something out for an animation project. check out this thing

[ink-the-artist]

baby need smoko

[prompts-in-a-barrel]

"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."

"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."

[californiannostalgia]

[dogpuppy]

[descensos]

wake up

deny yourself

4. phone in bed

[halles-comet]

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[jaraniii]

Jayce, where is your hand??

🫣

[moviequotes3]

austin powers was so fucked for doing this

[cephalopodvictorious]

bugs is…. shrimp????

[kosmogrl]

me every day cause I don’t understand anything

[segamascott]

[nattyjayna]

embarrassment has good bones

[rosalynnart]

The Dirt Under Your Nails 💅🏻

[sapphicscribecafe]

THANK YOU FOR THIS IM IN LOVE