Wowie Zowie!

fallen down

[✱ Contempt phases through his magic-made screens, the objects fizzling and crackling noisily before blinking out of existence. It becomes a bit more apparent that he’d grabbed their arms with his own physical hands, his grip – on every part of them – painfully tight.]

* I am not… inclined to accept… your apology… paired with an insult.

[✱ One of the hands on their backpack shifted to instead try to pry poor Sammy’s head out of their neck.]

* I have been in need… of a new test subject… for some time.

* I do wonder… how long… you will last.

#(( fun turtle facts: the strongest turtles average about 400 newtons of bite force))#(( which is about the force you'd have 2 exert in order to suspend 90-??? ish pounds at equilibrium))#(( A humanoid monster with a turtle's jaw strength would be. Ouchie. In most normal circumstances that is!))#(( NO YOU'RE GOOD TENTA ILU take as long as u want i am a Patient Baby))#ghastlygaster #rp: fallen down

[ ✱ Shit. Shit shit. That’s what happens when you think out loud, you big idiot. The poor turtle monster hissed as one of the hands tried to invade their headspace (literally!) and they tried to withdraw even further into their shell. Didn’t seem like it was working too well. Another course of action seemed to be in order.]

* Mnn- nGH- * S-Stop- * Stop!

[A chill ran down Sammy’s spine at the figure’s casual use of “test subject.” In a fear fueled burst of energy, the smaller monster launched their head forward, clamping down on Contempt’s nearest hand with their sharp beak.]

fallen down

[✱ Another two pairs of hands flew in and gripped the monster by their arms and legs, stretching them out fully as the fragment slid into view. He gazed through his summoned screens with empty eyesockets, unsettling grin curling and stretching much further than it should be.]

* Do you often… touch… what doesn’t belong… to you?

#✱ Replies from the Opposite corner of the Void #fallen down #undertale rp

[✱ OH BOY. If their heart wasn’t pounding before it was really going now. Sammy could feel sweat beading up below their hat.]

* I didn’t know it w-was yours! * I just got lost, and everything looked abandoned, and- .. and- hh

[✱ They groaned, straining against the hands. Turtles weren’t meant to stretch this way consarn it! Their head withdrew further into their neck. Whatever- whoever was watching through the screens would just see the tip of a pointy nose and the top of their big, ratty hat sticking out. Their voice was muffled.]

* Just lemme down (an keep your hands ta yerself ya big weirdo) and I’ll get outta here! * I’m REAL sorry, swear!

#ooc #this is what happens #THESE ARE THE DEEP PHILOSOPHICAL DEBATES WE INSPIRE EACH OTHER TO #..................grillbert

((snurtle and i were talking about grillby))

((i need to share this here bc im fucking wheezing))

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[✱ Their voice echoed through the depressingly rotted structure, receiving no response. In fact, being inside simply seemed to worsen the dead silence. No movement, no sound, no light, nothing…

… until the wanderer’s hand touched the couch.

Instantly, two pairs of disembodied hands grabbed roughly onto Sammy’s backpack, gripping tightly as they lifted the poor turtle monster into the air. A trio of thin, hologram-like screens blinked into view around them, scrolling endlessly with incomprehensible amounts of data.]

#fallen down #ghastlygaster

* Hey, what the- !!

[✱ Immediate panic. Sammy was lifted into the air with a yelp, stubby legs kicking out at whatever was in front of them. They lost grip of the lantern in their other hand, and the battered metal can hit the floor with a clang, snuffing instantly.]

* Lemme go- Lemme go!

* I’m sorry for comin in here- I didn’t mean anything by it!!

* I’ll get gone just put me down!

[✱ They twisted around desperately, trying to get a glimpse of what- whoever was holding them up.]

i cant believe i have not found this blog sooner, i love the design of your character, its so cute. (also your ask link is broken, it takes you to /tagged/ask rather than /ask)

(( Thank you! “v” I’m not sure why the link isn’t working for you, though. It works fine on my laptop. If you’re using mobile, that may be why. Can’t vouch for the theme on that end. ))

#ooc #how nice omg..#yoshisman

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[✱ The feeling would likely increase as the lost monster continues on through the darkness. Every so often, the air around them would visibly, violently spasm, producing little bursts of numbers and audible blips.

Eventually, a structure becomes visible; a horribly decayed, unkempt building with paperwork floating freely in the air both in and around it. Scientific notes, scribbled blueprints, charts and graphs.. all sorts of things. Further inside, past the long-since-broken door, sat various machines and miscellaneous other laboratory materials.

Perhaps the oddest thing in there, visible from the doorway, was a simple green couch. Well-used. But it was a stark contrast to the desaturated hues of the lab itself.]

#ghastlygaster #fallen down #undertale rp

* (A house..? It’s something- but it’s almost worse than nothin’ at all. What a dump!)

* ( Guess it’s fittin, since I guess we’re below a dump. Yegh.)

* Looks like this place hasn’t seen the aft- end of a feather duster in ferever.

[ ✱ Going inside almost seemed worse than walking further into the endless void, but with no other options besides wandering blind-... They stepped over the threshold gingerly, as if it might cave in under their weight the moment they set a foot down. For all they knew, it might. This place was beyond decrepit.]

* Hello? Is anyone home?

[ ✱ They hovered for a moment before curiosity got the better of them. Everything was so quiet. Despite their rising nerves, Sam drifted further into the little house, one hand trailing over the arm of the couch as they moved.]

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[ ✱ After checking themselves over for serious injuries, Sammy grunted and pushed themselves up. First sitting- hands and knees- .. and one, two, three- ... Standing. Ng- .. Hunching. They hurt a lot, but... they weren’t turning to dust just yet. The short monster craned their neck back, looking into the blank void of the cavern above. No rocks, no cliff face- ... no waterfall. There was no landmark to even begin to try and navigate by.]

* ... I can’t believe I survived that.

* (But I-.. how am I supposed to get home? Or even back up? ...)

* .. Hh. I need help. But that’s.. Somehow I don’t think that’s gonna happen, so- * .. nothin to do but start walking.

[ ✱ The turtle pulls a dented lantern out of a side pocket, lighting it with a puff of magic. Even with the little halo of light surrounding them, nothing comes into view. Just shifting dust motes and the oppressive feeling of being visible. Exposed. They start to walk.]

@ghastlygaster

#fallen down #ghastlygaster #undertale rp

[txt] im alive

[txt] backpack broke my fall

[txt] cant see the falls. cant see anything.

[txt] where am i? never got to the bottom before

[txt] .... head hurts

LOST SIGNAL.

#[txt]#undernet

#undernet #mun art #anonymous

[txt] At least I the speech to text on this phone means I don’t actually have to type.

[txt] This may come as a surprise, but turtle- er, snurtle claws ain’t good for much of nothin’ besides digging.

[txt] Woah. Woah buddy. This ledge seems kinda unstable. Maybe I should b HYYEFWRHHR

[ ✱ Attatched is a motion blurred photo of the falls from... below? Airborne trash floats peacefully in the background, caught mid-careen over the side of the enormous waterfall. You can see a blurred foot and part of a pants leg in one corner of the pic.]

#undernet #[txt]

SNURTLE updated their status.

SNURTLE changed their mood to PEEVED.

[txt] I forgot my climbing rope.

[txt] How are you supposed to rappel with no ROPE?

[txt] This is what happens when you don’t double check your pack.

[txt] I guess I’ll just stand around and watch the garbage for a bit.

#undernet #[txt]

SNURTLE updated their status.

[txt] Well that was somethin! That skeleton...

[txt] Snas? That’s his name right. Snores? Something.

[txt] He’s really kinda.. Kinda unsettlin. I guess it’s my fault for not bein’ discernin’ enough with my little snacks buddies, but whatevs.

[txt] I’m on my way to Waterfall now.

#undernet #[txt]#status update

"Where can I get a hat like that, it looks so cute!"

* ... Thanks!

* I found it in the garbage.

#* That's where all the cool stuff comes from!#ic answers #ruukotopresents

* Hey buddy, wanna buy some snails?

* maybe.

* how much gold would i have to shell out?

* …….

* well, you did give me a bribe.

* guess i have to.

* not like i feel like putting in the effort needed to arrest someone, anyway.

#* I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA GO TO SNAIL #* er. Snail jail #* You're kinda scary my dude #ask sans #meet the snas

* Wait really-

* I mean uh, Great!! Thanks!

* (... actually, I uh... I haven’t actually sold any snails yet.) * (Ya looked friendly, so I was gonna use you as practice.)

* ......................... But I kinda ended up just givin you one instead.

* ...I guess I shouldn’t press my luck, huh. * Well, circumhapenstances notwithstanding-.. (that’s totally a word, right. I’m like... 90 percent sure it is.)

* It was, uh, nice to meet you, Mr. Bones. Er- .. Sans.

* I mean, I’ve got things to spelunk and I’m sure you’ve got stuff to guard....

[ ✱ The legal scare left them totally spooked. Are they trying to run away? If they are, they’re doing it really... Really slowly.]

* Hey buddy, wanna buy some snails?

* maybe.

* how much gold would i have to shell out?

* ….. so you’re dealin’ illegal snails.

* not really a wise thing to admit.

* especially considerin’ i’m technically part of the royal guard.