This is not me

You've come to the right place.

[hardlyfatal]

[soblogmuchamazewow]

my requirements for sleeping at night: is the pillow cool enough? are my legs positioned so they don't put too much weight on each other? are my arms tucked in nicely and not at odd angles? can I stop thinking about the day's events? is enough of my body out from under the blanket that I won't overheat? are my toes safely tucked in to hide them from monsters?

my requirements for sleeping in the morning: is the surface vaguely horizontal and not made entirely out of hornets

[asheathes]

When people say “10 years ago” I honestly still think “oh yeah 1990 something” not “okay you mean 2005”

[best-of-memes]

Old clock tower that has been converted into a penthouse apartment.

[soblogmuchamazewow]

Holy shit. This is legit incredible.

[firsthome]

[cardsagainsttheregency]

Some of my favorites.

Cards Against the Regency: If Jane Austen played Cards Against Humanity.

[hairstylesbeauty]

[soblogmuchamazewow]

No, that's fine. I didn't need my poor little heart anyway.

[ultrafacts]

[soblogmuchamazewow]

Because elephants are awesome and beautiful and so fucking unappreciated.

[cl4wed]

No more.

[sixpenceee]

Displayed in the Saint-Étienne church in France is the figure of René de Chalon, Prince of Orange. The prince died at the young age of 25 during the siege of Saint-Dizier in 1544.

Rather then memorialize him in the standard hero form, his wife requested (or René himself requested, or possibly both) that he be shown as “not a standard figure but a life-size skeleton with strips of dried skin flapping over a hollow carcass, whose right hand clutches at the empty rib cage while the left hand holds high his heart in a grand gesture.” (Source)

[runecestershire]

I really really really like this statue and will reblog it repeatedly. So there.

[soblogmuchamazewow]

Um am I the only one who thinks it looks like he's taking a selfie? #selfie #angles #ootd #ridic

[fuckyeahinteriordesigns]

[soblogmuchamazewow]

Life goal.

[foreheadxkisses]

[fashioninfographics]

Visual Shoe Dictionary

More Visual Glossaries (for Her): Backpacks / Bags / Bra Types / Hats / Belt knots / Coats / Collars / Darts / Dress Shapes / Dress Silhouettes / Eyeglass frames / Eyeliner Strokes / Hangers / Harem Pants / Heels / Lingerie / Nail shapes / Necklaces / Necklines /  Puffy Sleeves / Shoes / Shorts / Silhouettes / Skirts / Tartans / Tops / Underwear / Vintage Hats / Waistlines / Wool

Via

[paccara-deactivated20160911]

[gobblechopstv]

[firsthome]

[soblogmuchamazewow]

This door wins at being both a door and an owl. 

[aurelie-dupont]

American Ballet Theatre corps Kaho Ogawa 10 pirouettes