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(blushes and snuggles closer to him) Mmm…well Beca’s a very lucky girl. I’m a little jealous.
Jealous? (feigned shock) You mean… you don’t have anyone like Jesse in your life? (smirks) Sucks to suck. I got a Beca in mine.
When did I say that? ‘Course I do. He’s actually in this room…oh oh! Look, it’s the finale.
Wait, wait. So if I’m Jesse and you’re Beca-
Then you're a weirdo. (yanks him forward for a kiss)
(blushes and snuggles closer to him) Mmm…well Beca’s a very lucky girl. I’m a little jealous.
Jealous? (feigned shock) You mean… you don’t have anyone like Jesse in your life? (smirks) Sucks to suck. I got a Beca in mine.
When did I say that? 'Course I do. He's actually in this room...oh oh! Look, it's the finale.
Well, I wasn’t, but now that you mention it…(grins)
No, you were aiming for it the whole time. But hypothetically, whoever does Jesse remind you of?
Well, he acts like a dork on the regular, comes up with cheesy but endearing things to do to get closer to the girl he likes, is actually pretty inspiring and interesting when he wants to be, and is overall a really great guy? I mean, it seems pretty obvious to me…
See, I dunno anyone like that. But Beca reminds me of someone I know. She’s headstrong and very good at what she does, but… when she’s feeling down, she can lean on Jesse. He’ll be there for her.
(blushes and snuggles closer to him) Mmm...well Beca's a very lucky girl. I'm a little jealous.
Well, I wasn’t, but now that you mention it…(grins)
No, you were aiming for it the whole time. But hypothetically, whoever does Jesse remind you of?
Well, he acts like a dork on the regular, comes up with cheesy but endearing things to do to get closer to the girl he likes, is actually pretty inspiring and interesting when he wants to be, and is overall a really great guy? I mean, it seems pretty obvious to me...
(whispers) Now, see, those two have serious chemistry. And, y’know, that Jesse guy reminds me of someone…
(breathy laugh) Please don’t say Jesse McCartney.
Well, I wasn't, but now that you mention it...(grins)
Goddess Zatanna, I will forget your Katy Perry lyric mistake if you will magic me up some chicken nuggets. Please and thank you? Aca-please and aca-thank you?
That’s quite a few buzz words. Y’know, some people would call you an kiss ass.
…buuut not me. Here.
Evig ym naf emos nekcihc steggun.
sochalant replied to your post: …I’m getting /slightly/ concerned about you, West.
…if I got you some chicken nuggets, would you /stop/ spamming everyone with pictures?
YES
And so I do my duty for my comrades in arms…
Evig yllaw emos nekcihc steggun.
You are a goddess and I am forever in your debt.
Oh, you could stand to say that more often.
I could stand to hear it more often, that's for sure. "Zatanna the Goddess". Has a nice ring to it...
I don’t need to tell you that you’re my favorite though, right? I mean, you already knew that. Since you can apparently read my mind. (pats the mattress next to her)
(bounces onto the mattress beside her) I am getting that vibe that I may, actually, be your favorite. Call me crazy.
(grabs his arm) Mhm. Methinks your powers of perception should be rewarded. (Lightly pecks him on the cheek just as the movie starts)
(shivers) Uh oh. I think I gotta… reach over here for something. (loops his arm around her shoulders)
(chuckles) Could you be any more cliche? (snuggles in closer)
Shh, I’m watching the movie! (grins) And I could’ve yawned.
(whispers) Now, see, those two have serious chemistry. And, y'know, that Jesse guy reminds me of someone...
sochalant replied to your post: …I’m getting /slightly/ concerned about you, West.
…if I got you some chicken nuggets, would you /stop/ spamming everyone with pictures?
YES
And so I do my duty for my comrades in arms...
Evig yllaw emos nekcihc steggun.
I don’t need to tell you that you’re my favorite though, right? I mean, you already knew that. Since you can apparently read my mind. (pats the mattress next to her)
(bounces onto the mattress beside her) I am getting that vibe that I may, actually, be your favorite. Call me crazy.
(grabs his arm) Mhm. Methinks your powers of perception should be rewarded. (Lightly pecks him on the cheek just as the movie starts)
(shivers) Uh oh. I think I gotta… reach over here for something. (loops his arm around her shoulders)
(chuckles) Could you be any more cliche? (snuggles in closer)
I don’t need to tell you that you’re my favorite though, right? I mean, you already knew that. Since you can apparently read my mind. (pats the mattress next to her)
(bounces onto the mattress beside her) I am getting that vibe that I may, actually, be your favorite. Call me crazy.
(grabs his arm) Mhm. Methinks your powers of perception should be rewarded. (Lightly pecks him on the cheek just as the movie starts)
….
…you are officially my favorite and what are you waiting for.
Make yourself comfortable, my femme fatale. (waggles brows) I got just what you’re looking for. (scurries to the flatscreen)
I don't need to tell you that you're my favorite though, right? I mean, you already knew that. Since you can apparently read my mind. (pats the mattress next to her)
Uh…well. Let’s just say, probably not as good as yours.
…why do I have a feeling I know where this is going?
And what direction is this going, eh?
(hesitates) Cheesey, rom com musical and/or Disney?
Aca-scuse me?
....
...you are officially my favorite and what are you waiting for.
Uh…well. Let’s just say, probably not as good as yours.
…why do I have a feeling I know where this is going?
And what direction is this going, eh?
(hesitates) Cheesey, rom com musical and/or Disney?
Okay, so basically the movie world is open to us because of one parties’ insane hacking abilities. If it’s on the internet, we can get it.
The problem is… Artemis has taken over the couch to watch mooses humpe each other, so. Unless you wanna handle that… (shrugs helplessly)
Are you forgetting who I am, Mr. Oh-so-chalant?
One (temporary) flat-screen TV for our private use in my room, coming right up.
(I just have to make extra sure to return it to wherever I summon it from when we’re done.)
Sounds risque and risky. You sure we should pull this caper? What am I saying. Absolutely. (offers arm) Shall we?
Lead the way.
So, about the movie choice…are you feeling chick flick-y, horror, or action adventure?
Hmm, how good’s your singing voice?
Uh...well. Let's just say, probably not as good as yours.
...why do I have a feeling I know where this is going?
Okay, so basically the movie world is open to us because of one parties’ insane hacking abilities. If it’s on the internet, we can get it.
The problem is… Artemis has taken over the couch to watch mooses humpe each other, so. Unless you wanna handle that… (shrugs helplessly)
Are you forgetting who I am, Mr. Oh-so-chalant?
One (temporary) flat-screen TV for our private use in my room, coming right up.
(I just have to make extra sure to return it to wherever I summon it from when we’re done.)
Sounds risque and risky. You sure we should pull this caper? What am I saying. Absolutely. (offers arm) Shall we?
Lead the way.
So, about the movie choice...are you feeling chick flick-y, horror, or action adventure?
I’d like to see the official death toll. And proper research. With legitimate sources, in cited in MLA format. Two pages, typed, due Monday.
(laughs) Good one. I knew I kept you around for something. Anyway—think of it as just a really big, flat game controller, and you press the buttons with your feet. Simple, yeah?
(shoves) Fine. Bluff called. But I’ve stared down an evil Flash and Green Arrow and this still seems highly dangerous. (flat look) But then again, you probably wouldn’t like it if it wasn’t.
Ooohhh…kay. And if I somehow trip and die, do I lose? I probably lose.
I’ll answer that question with another question. If you drop your controller while playing xbox, do you lose?
(brings up song selection) Mmmmm seeing as you’re a beginner, we’ll start it off easy. But you can pick the song.
Well, uh, no, but if you break your legs playing DDR, I don’t think your chances of victory are that great.
Uhhhhh, actually, you pick. You probably know what’s going to kill me fastest, so.
Relaaax, young padawan! You won't break your legs--and if you do, I can totally heal them for you. Like magic! Totally. I think.
Pfff. Have it your way. Here--a nice, slow one. Ya feel that beat, Artemis? Can you feel it? Can you feel it in your bones?
