can call me flea

i say sorry a lot

[ruinedchildhood]

[theblackmanonthemoon]

THIS IS A MESSAGE TO ALL MY TRAP MIGGAS AND NIGGAS IN THE SHITS DELETE SNAPCHAT NOW. THEY BEEN THE POLICE TBH.

[gomibakoo]

Y'all just turn on ghost mode? It makes it so you are invisible to everyone but yourself on Snap Map.

• enter snap map (do this by going into your camera pinching your fingers towards the center) •if you haven’t set up snap map yet, it will ask you if you want to be visible to all of your friends, some of your friends, or no one (ghost mode!). •if you already said yes without thinking, enter settings up in the top right corner. There you can edit whether you want to be seen or not!

It’s probably using something like or just straight up google maps, so the bitmoji can know because it functions like a gps marker. Of course it knows when you’re at the beach. Because that’s what it does. Relax, put yourself into ghost mode, and try not to panic so much. It’s not spying. It’s just using your phone as a marker on a map, like google maps would.

[wrnbrn]

[shadowwhisper123-deactivated201]

You don’t move slow

Taking steps in my direction

The sound resounds, echoes

Does it lessen your affection? No.

You say I’m foolish

For pushing this aside

But don’t burn down our home

I won’t leave alive

Glaciers have melted to the sea

I wish the tide would take me over

I’ve been down on my knees

And you just keep on getting closer 

Gorillaz cover of “Crystalised” by The xx. 

I love this song and I think it’s one of the most beautiful Damon Albarn performances I’ve ever heard. 

[greywindys]

2D’s commentary on Murdoc

[swansofsilverlake-deactivated20]

fun fact: the word ‘love’ is said 14 times throughout the entirety of the plastic beach album

[real-gorillaz-quotes-blog]

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Murdoc: hey, everybody look at me, I’m a moron! (laughter)

[real-gorillaz-quotes-blog]

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Murdoc (bewildered): Who’s baby’s that?!

[noodlelove15]

Visit Original Link

Remember watching the music video of Clint Eastwood and the first thing you heard was this? Honestly, I think his laugh is delightful. He’s very charming sometimes. 

[noodlelove15]

Visit Original Link

Was that Murdoc being sober? That’s rare! 

This would had to my favorite Murdoc interview ever. I love how he was being so kind to the show host and how calm he was. On top of that, he was really funny. XD

[stereoeno-blog]

why am i laughing so much

[mudshrine]

such a good day to remember that murdoc has said outright that he likes men :)

[noodlelove15]

The first thing Damon said to Murdoc when he first met him

“Your Cuban heels are crap. Look, mine are the proper sort.” 

(Source: Rise of the Ogre)

[shannonssoundcheck-deactivated2]

Signs as bullshit 2-D said:

Aries: “Come on make some noise please! Please I’m in the toilet right now but we need to do some Man Research underneath this (inaudible) a funny color!”

Taurus: “I got my nob caught in the clapperboard. When the director yelled ‘Action!’ he got a lot more than he bargained for.”

Gemini: “WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I DON’T KNOW. I’m very frustrated this morning.”

Cancer: “I mean, look at the way he’s thrusting his giblets!”

Leo: “2-D or not 2-D!”

Virgo: “Poo knows his shit!”

Libra: “So me reckons that you stole the chorus of Song 2 from that Elton John and Kiki Dee classic ‘Don’t Go Breaking My Heart!’ you know ‘WOO HOO’.”

Scorpio: “It’s a beach, a horrible plastic beach. You can’t even order pizza here.”

Sagittarius: “I bought the complete set of the Seven Samurai action figures when we played in New York. I’ve also got a jar full of my old toenails, it really stinks.”

Capricorn: “Am, am I boverred? Am I bovverred though? Does my face look bovvered?”

Aquarius: “I THINK I NEED TO CHANGE MY PANTS RIGHT AFTER THAT ONE.”

Pisces:  “For the unofficial site, if you tell me where the toilet is, you win a slice of quiche!”

[black-hat-organization]

Can we please talk about the one time Murdoc Niccals spoke Spanish because yeah that’s a thing that happened?

[cultofstu]

unfollo me if u want but i do think noodle was drawn oversexualized in that ad. ya i feel like “omg so proud of my daughter”, and im excited for new gorillaz content, but i also realize she’s a cartoon character, not a real woman who chooses how to display her body.

she’s drawn by a man with a long track record of fetishizing and infintalizing asian women too.

no, real women’s bodies being exposed are not inherently sexual. but we need to realize that noodle is drawn that way purposefully, her skin lightened and curves exaturated for white male consumption. we need to separate our attachment to the characters from the reality of the scumbag creator’s intentions.

[cultofstu]

its cute how all u excuse Jamie for having no interest or effort in ever portraying female characters in a way other than some weeaboo boys wet dream posing as a “strong woman!” While he can manage to have male characters who are conventionally unnatractive.

fr…detactch urself for a second from ur love of gorillaz as characters.. . realize jamie does the same shit over and over, placing these idealized fuckable female characters in gritty settings n passing it off as something original…plus the fact that noodle started out as the epitome of Asian stereotypes, and she still is, the only difference is that she’s an adult now so Jamie took away the buck teeth n exaturated monolids n whitened her skin…yet he keeps all these features when drawing the North Koreans, or villians in Noodle’s story…he’s always been and still is a racist misogynistic scum n it shows every time he plays out the same tired stereotypes in his work…

not to even get started in the way he so casually shows Russel as a trapped animal…as if black men being put in zoos wasn’t a common practice only 100 years ago..

i love gorillaz as characters and all, but jamie’s portrayal of them is inexcusable. He’s dead to me.

[mudshrine]

I have to admit I’m embarrassed over how many people in the fandom are so anti feminist and “anti sjw” like….

and then those same people try to follow me and I’m just ? I’m obviously not the kind of person you want to follow!

I’m trans, I’m gay, I have triggers, I’ve been abused, I’m autistic, I care about feminism, I’m very passionate about the things I care about, and a good chunk of my followers on here are people who seem to hate people like me, so why are you here if you’re just gonna complain?

I don’t want to be grouped together with people like that

[mudshrine]

we’re finding out Jamie’s fetishes 1 by 1

Vore ✅ Piss ✅

what else will we learn by the end of the phase