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Hi hi I’m Bo!! (he/they) 22 Just some guy let’s be so real Super duper regular about x men ask me rn

[amazoogle]

beer before beer that's ✌️two beers

[the-supernatural-atheist]

it's been said a million times but i will never get over how toby fox actually attempted to make deltarune shortly after he got the idea for it (from a fever dream, mind you) but then he was like "hm, the scope of this game seems a bit big for my current skills, i think i should make a smaller game as practice" and that smaller game. was fucking undertale

[the-supernatural-atheist]

like his "oh let me just figure out this whole making a game thing, little rough draft" was one of the most important and well-loved games of the fucking decade . robert "toby" "don't call me radiation" "radiation" fox, small white dog that you are,

[vitabreva]

[snydog17]

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

[snydog17]

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

[godlessondheimite]

“ice water makes you sick” “ice water gives you stomach cramps” i’m sorry if i have a hardy and oxlike american constitution but unless you have underlying health issues, the only water temperature that should cause adverse health effects is if you chug a gallon of boiling hot water that has also been laced with nefarious chemicals

[largishcat]

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

[scum--girl]

It’s been a hard day bro can you pet me

[batsandboba]

following a tag is cool because tumblr will randomly choose like three posts and show them to you repeatedly for two weeks. hope you like a spam tag, an ooc incorrect quote, and the longest x reader you’ve ever seen

[socks-in-b3d]

What just happened on YouTube that they have an oated movie selection

[torrentempress]

decided to draw storm with cloud hair because I have free will

[snout]

the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post

[enthyrea]

you’re counting all your sheep in disguise

[mortalityplays]

you can stay indoors all day when the sun is out, and sometimes it's nice like a cool draught from a tranquil spring, but watch out because if you stay indoors for two days in a row while the sun is out you start doing odd gothic literature things, stalking the halls and passages and muttering to yourself and parting the blinds to gaze down at your neighbours with a haunted look before turning away to contemplate your mannequins #yourmannequins. three days and you're basically fucked. you have to throw a towel over your head to scurry as far as the store for milk and people jeer at you like frankenstein's monster.

[orpheuslament]

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[aroace-ryland-grace]

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

[catchymemes]