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@socto
socto:
“Like, you know… that is also hot. Not like I can’t respawn… so liiiike. I could pull it off.”
“…Dayum boy, you’re so much braver than I am, jajaja. I don’t want to die again, because dying motherfucking sucks.”
…
“Y’know, I have contacts at some underground gear company, I’m sure I could get these shirts printed, jajaja”
“...why do you keep making that weird noise? Are you broken????”
“It’s weird.... also, uhhhh...... ya think that’S a good idea?”
octaling:
“…quality guys like us just gotta wait to find the right motherfucking queen. it sucks, but you need to find someone that’s compatible with yourself - which means someone who doesn’t try to kill you again.”
“Like, you know... that is also hot. Not like I can’t respawn... so liiiike. I could pull it off.”
octaling:
“…dude, we need to get this printed on tee-shirts right motherfucking now, that’s so motherfucking valid.”
“Buncha girls I tried to tell this just told me to fuck off, though. Cept for like.... one, but... she just wants to kill me. Flat out.”
socto:
“Oh, you know,same.”
“…finally someone with some motherfucking taste! you know where true values lie, jajaja”
“True value lies in getting utterly obliterated.
That’s hot.”
“…doesn’t matter what species someone it, i just want to date a girl who could break me in halves, jaja”
“…i’d date the jellyfish hivemind if it was badass enough”
“Oh, you know,same.”
girl-power-station:
“WHAT COULD BE A CLEVER WAY TO TRICK HER BACK INTO DOING SOMETHING STUPID”
“YOU KNOW, THE USUAL “MAKE HER PAY” STUFF…”
“I MEAN, YOU’RE OBNOXIOUS, ARROGANT, COCKY, NOT THAT WISE, NOT VERY CHARMING, YOU APPARENTLY THROW UP ON CARPETS, BUT DAMNIT YOU DIDN’T DESERVE THAT.”
“It’s cause of the dumb phone!! It was still stuck to her and ugh... she just pretended to need my help and it’s really dumb and I feel bad about it a lot of the time. Like always-”
“...wait uh... did you say charming?”
girl-power-station:
“YOU KNOW, I USUALLY AIN’T ONE TO ASK QUESTIONS AND SHIT, BUT I’M GETTING MIXED SIGNALS ABOUT ALL OF THIS”
“ARE YOU OKAY OR NOT OKAY WITH BEING SANITIZED, DUDE?”
“...it’s kind of cool, but I’d- you know, it’s about hte principle of things. She... tricked me.”
girl-power-station:
“YEAH PRETTY MUCH. THEY AIN’T PERFECT LIKE US.BITCHES AIN’T SHIT, THE USUAL”
“NO! They’re the reason I’m like this! UGH!”
((girls: go fuckin mad
toko: damn girls ya wanan date tho))
girl-power-station:
“YOU’RE SANITIZED, NOT HIJACKED”
“HIJACKED ARE THE LITTLE BITCHES WITH GOO ON THEIR FACE. THE ONES NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO BE LEFT ON THEIR OWN”
“Oh like that... uh. Agent 3. That one.”
“.... kind of a sore spot.”
Wait, are you calling me an angsty hobo?
I have a place to stay.
sucker-punchers:
“Nah, I think that’s it for now. I ain’t gettin’ in a relationship with the first newb I spot, even if it’s a cute newb. Gotta learn to know each other better, ya dig?”
Well, she had a point, right... he’d still try his best to impress her. What did girls like again?
Wait, she was an Elite, right? What... did Elites like...?
sucker-punchers:
“Take your time. Accept I’m someone extremely busy. And don’t fuck around the Sanitized - they’re recovering from something hella painful.”
“Can do!” He might as well be a puppy, with how eager he seemed to be to please her. “...anything else?”
sucker-punchers:
“Nah, you’re not the kind of dude I loathe. I need to save my energy to kick the common sense back into people who blindly follow the orders of that stupid AI.”
Gargoyle just go and grab her weapon like…holy shit…is that the Rainmaker? Yeah, it sure if. And she just grabs it with one hand, like it was a Splattershot Jr.
“Flattered that you think I’m cute, but I ain’t the type to say yes to a nice boy the first time ‘round. It takes time, and you’ll have to learn to know me.”
“Well uh... I, uh...” That was a.... a Rainmaker. Alright then, that just made him want to be close to her even more. “What do I uh, gotta do to make you like me too?”
He was, if anything ,very good at following orders.
sucker-punchers:
“Really cute, but you don’t know me at all. Y’can’t really know if you like me.”
“I might look adorable but it’s possible I’m a nasty piece o’ work! Didn’t rise to the level I’m at without stomping on a few heads, dahling.”
“Oh, that’s... pretty hot, can I just-” Would it be weord to admit that he’d liek her to step on his head? Probably. Would that stop him?
“...you can uh, do that with me, if you want!”
sucker-punchers:
“Well, be more mindful around my girls here. They ain’t exactly big fan of close range explosions and small squishy blue things.”
The crowd close to Gargoyle politely nodded - one or two even chuckled at seeing Toko’s attempts at flirting with their leader.
“Oh, we could train, but I’m outta your league - that wouldn’t be that fun at all. Aside from that, I’m pretty busy - Boss Parashu say the metro is acting odd lately - and we gotta protect it from Tartar’s influences”
“What about, uh....” He breathes pretty heavily, face flushing. “o, I...i like you? You look cool? I wanna...”
Well, at least he is... pretty direct about it, for once. “You know...!” HE completely ignores the whole metro situation- though if she asked, he’d definitely be able to tell her something.
