"Um, like, what was I saying?"
Your neighbor Rebecca's confusion wouldn't last long in her current state. She had come over screaming about the "loud and depraved noises" she heard through the walls last night. She had always been a Karen type. After so many quiet lonely nights you figured with your new "special" rock that you deserved to have more colorful nights from now on.
"Oh something about the noise last night," you said with a smirk taking her all in.
With a stomp and a thrust of her now much bloated chest she pouted her fat lips. The gaps in the buttons widened as she pulled her shoulders back. She was oblivious that her shirt was nearly untucking from her skirt or that her more ample form had ever been anything less.
"I totes remember now," she almost lisped with what could be almost considered a frown with her ridiculous lips. "You were all, like, making sexy sounds with someone last night super loud and that's totes mean. They kept cumming and cumming and..." her eyes glazed a bit as her nipples began tenting her tight top and her hips gained a slight sway. "I couldn't sleep cuz I got soo horny I had to jill myself crazy. I totally ruined one of my favorite thongs"
"Well I'm sorry to have bothered you Rebecca. I'll keep it down tonight. Unless...." you lead her on as you widen your stance and she focuses on your crotch.
"Um. unless what?" came her ditzy response as she pulled her eyes to yours. All her anger turned to arousal.
"Well I was thinking maybe instead of you staying up late and jilling yourself tonight that maybe you could come over for dinner and I could fuck your brains out instead Becki."
Her brain no longer driven by intellect instead fired up as the electricity from her clit told her how to proceed. With a leap and her arms thrown to the sky her top finally sundered a button as she lept into your arms, knocking you back into your apartment and falling onto the floor as her tits smothered your face and her pelvis ground into your stomach.
"Becki totes needs her brains fucked out! Omigawdz!" your sexed up neighbor screamed in lust. Her horny juices already soaking your shirt you kicked the door closed not even bothering to point out it was 10AM.
