Facetious as Fuck

Here's where I shout random shit until someone locks me up in a government lab. You're welcome.

[slimetony]

cactus as building material

[slimetony]

is cactus a suitable material for constructiong home

[slimetony]

cactus boat seaworthy

[slimetony]

oceangoing navy comprised of several cacti based screening ships (cacti destroyers, light cruisers, submarine escorts, etc.) complemented by a large cactus captial ship such as a battleship or a cactus aircraft carrier with cacti aircraft

[slimetony]

I really hope I get to join the illuminati because I have great ideas for some things we can change

[shiftaria]

could you please ban triangles?

[slimetony]

that,s the last fucking thing an illuminati member would do. its… part of the illuminati experience…..

[stability]

[celebrityho]

[highlandvalley]

[giuliettaw]

[honeysider]

[littleamericanduck]

My favorite thing is when Superman lets people shoot him with this completely unimpressed face like “okay if it makes you feel better.” until he just calmly takes the guns away.

[tls123]

#it’s fun to point out when superman appears in gotham the criminals never shoot him whereas someone WILL shoot in metropolis#which is hilarious#because it’s like gotham’s bad guys have heard so many things about superman#they nearly respect him#but in metropolis it’s like ‘we know you can’t get hurt but FUCK you anyway’#do you think bruce holds a low-key grudge because gotham’s rogues don’t give hell to clark#‘hey bruce wanna assist me with something in metropolis? would love your detective take on this’#‘i don’t know clark why don’t you ask for the riddler’s help since you two have been hitting off so well lately’  (via justiceleaque)

[biodick-blog]

listen gotham criminals know the price of bullets and they’re not gonna just waste ‘em on some guy who doesn’t even bruise

[sodom-and-gamera]

Metropolis is also in the Mid-West so they’re a little more trigger happy

[distinguishedbaloney]

[vhaufniensis]

I already do

[bakedhumor]

[imalsoembarrassed]

[sodom-and-gamera]

at the failbetter games hq

dude 1: what's something attractive to put in an add. What will make people buy our game

dude 2: marry a squid

dude 1: 👌

[historicaltimes]

After getting hit by an enemy sniper, 21 year old Raymond J. Bowman lies dead on a balcony in Leipzig, Germany on April 18th, 1945. This picture was printed in “Life Magazine” and he became known as the “Last Man to Die”. Yesterday the city of Leipzig named a street after him.

via reddit

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[liberalsarecool]

Rep Jeremy Durham represents the classic conservative a**hole.

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