A Biological Dick

Call me Two-legs. The first thing you need to know about me is that I am a small little goblin and I'm cold and angry at all times. Further information is that the yugioh season 0 credits theme is playing in my head at any given quiet moment in my life.

[biodick-blog]

Anyways I'm deleting

[9uys]

inktober days 11 + 12: davekat

[batkingsalem]

I’m livid at how badly these phone pics turned out, but I did a quick Moanica D’Kay for Inktober day 13!! My gorgeous mean punk zombie girlfriend

[betterprompts]

Guess what terrible thing I am continuing to make? Sweet Million returns with more tomato-n-magic content right here

plus a tiny pic of Banana Legs for your viewing pleasure

[betterprompts]

slot-and-run-inc said: Better than expected.

lol thank you :’)

[betterprompts]

full size version of the small Banana Legs!

[scaevan]

[arielries]

“In the witch kingdom Hyalin, the strength of your magic is determined by the length of your hair. Those that are strong enough are conscripted by the Witch Guard, who enforce the law in peacetime and protect the land during war. However, those with hair judged too long are pronounced enemies of the kingdom, and annihilated. This is called a witch burning.“

Hey, are you reading the webcomic Witchy? It’s by me (hey) and not to toot my own horn but it’s really good. It’s got queer Asian witches with hair powered magic, a dead dad, a cool mum, a weird bird and a lot of secrets. 

If you’re not convinced, Witchy has also been nominated for multiple awards (including an Ignatz) and has gotten write ups on io9, Mentalfloss, Comics Alliance, and Autostraddle, to name a few.

So if you’re interested, check it out, and if you enjoy, please share with your friends! it means a lot.

READ HERE

[zackmorrisonart]

If you haven’t read Witchy yet, you should! It’s super great because Ariel is enormously skillful. If you like Paranatural, you’ll most likely like Witchy, it’s got magic, cool kids, humor. Read it imo!

[textsfromwatchpointgibraltar]

[afro-elf]

“Exclusive: Doctor Strange named Marvel’s Avenger for Pennsylvania”

uh… no thanks, you can keep him, we already have somebody

[biodick-blog]

Claire: I know a really good lawyer...

Claire: It's Foggy. It's not Matt, it's Foggy.

[guobaa]

Best nope of McCree on Twitter: Blackwatch

An old man reminiscing about a young man.

[satans-little-harlot]

Every vagina is PERFECT and beautiful in their own way

Anyone who disagrees can fight me

[7718-deactivated20220924]

I’m not disagreeing but I do kinda wanna fight if you’re down

[satans-little-harlot]

A fight for the sake of fighting is the purest form of fight lets go

[nohrianadvisor]

reblog if you’re body positive but also ready to throw down

[solthrys]

@ripwitch

Horns are tough since they’re complex 3D shapes that often overlap. Until you’re comfortable with them I’d highly suggest always looking up ref pics of the type you want or try to buy a set so you can move them around to see how perspective distorts them.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[biodick-blog]

me: help me i need medical attention

new vegas fan: fallout new vegas is the best fallout game

[reducedtobones]

GOOD

[lukecage]

Been known to break things.

[dumplingdean]

me whenever I get home from the movies: