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[crrocs]

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

[applethefruit]

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

[c8says]

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

[thebootydiaries]

classic

[weloveshortvideos]

Moseby has lost it…

[binches-deactivated20220521]

this was so moving… i really hope they cast him in the next pitch perfect movie

[soetu0rijynerlgmd]

YOu CanT tEll mE whEn To Go tO bed. UR nOt my mOmmy

by the time i’m done with you i will be

[paper-mario-wiki]

im not sure if im a top or a bottom and at this point im too afraid to ask

thats not how that works, buddy. people dont get assigned catcher or pitcher at birth, bucko. thats somethin you gotta learn for yourself.

[soetu0rijynerlgmd]

assigned bottom at birth

[kurinkitafu-deactivated20190310]

Doodle page I made for my bestfriend, aka gingerbread🙃❤️ -.-.-.-.-.-.-.-

[soetu0rijynerlgmd]

go to bed

[soetu0rijynerlgmd]

you’re a fake musical fan unless you can tell me who these guys are

[just-shower-thoughts]

Because there are always pregnant people, the average number of skeletons in a body is higher than one

[pseudinymous]

I never needed to think about this, but now I’m reblogging it and all of you can suffer as well.

[gettingintoknives]

me n my siblings used to cover each other in stuffed animals pillows and blankets and jump on each other from the top of the stairs and idk how we never got injured

[gettingintoknives]

glad to know all kids have always been rascals and rapscallions

[soetu0rijynerlgmd]

when i was a kid, we had these handles on our garage door, and we’d hang on them and go up and down until the garage door broke and my parents had to replace it

another time, that lead to me breaking the first bone in my body (my skull), was when we’d tie two scooters/non-motorised, wheeled vehicles together with rope and ride down a hill on them. still not sure how i didn’t die

at the top of the stairs in the house i grew up in, (and still live in), there’s this little overhang that has a railing on it so you don’t fall off and die, and my friends and sister and i would all dangle ourselves head-first over the edge and see how far we could go before getting scared and having to pull ourselves back

on that same property, we had about three swimming pools and a hot tub, and one of them that was about 11ft deep had this waterfall even further down, (probably close to 20-25 ft), that lead to another pool, and we’d often jump off the waterfall into the pool below

one time, before “cosplay as a character from your favourite book day” at school, i was playing with my friends and my sister, and i was going to fall head-first from the couch onto this cushioned ottoman we had in our living room at the time, but right when i was falling, my friend scooted the ottoman out of the way, and i fell head-first onto the floor and had the biggest knot on my head for DAYS. (still not sure how that didn’t break my skull, and falling on the street years later did)

[moved2alk3]

rb and put in the tags whether u had a creepypasta, homestuck, or eddsworld phase

[inahiddenplace]

like okay i know astrology is fake but it’s real

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

Someone once told me economics is just astrology for men and I am hanging onto that and getting as much mileage out of it as I possibly can before I die.

[soetu0rijynerlgmd]

Ment platonically man -no go togepi

i'm spoken for, i already have friends

[just-shower-thoughts]

The dumbest lyric is “a child, a child shivers in the cold, let us bring him silver and gold.” If you’re such wise men bring him a fucking blanket.

[bonghag]

silver and gold can buy many blankets

[courtiers]

explain how

[bonghag]

money can be exchanged for goods and services

[soetu0rijynerlgmd]

Hey I umm... love you -no go togepi

lol too late i’m spoken for. i have a tiny tiddy, musical loving gf

[soetu0rijynerlgmd]

i feel like u think that anon who sent love was me but it not me believe it or not

yeah??? i thought it was you too

[soetu0rijynerlgmd]

Bluegrass

yeah

[soetu0rijynerlgmd]

I wanna, like, hold your hand. I dunno why I feel you need some physical comfort now, like at least a head pat or a back hug. Maybe it's just me, reflecting my need of showing love since I don't know where else to put it. Anyways, hope you start feeling like yourself again. Love ya.

wow, huh,,,,,, thanks,,,,,? i don’t know how to respond to anon love??

[soetu0rijynerlgmd]

RemiNder tHat ILY BICh

nICEE THANKS BIATCH