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“Of course not, it’s a valid concern.” the Scottish prince assured the brunette, a smirk pressed firmly on his face. “i’m fucking moving to the states when that happens, or somewhere that’s already abolished the monarchy,” then again he slept sound at night knowing that if everything went right it wouldn’t be him on the throne. Then again on the nights when the world was too quiet, he let his mind wonder what it would be like if he ended up on the throne- disaster would result no doubt. “They shouldn’t give up just yet-as soon as they hit twenty, I’ll be open to a little flirting, and maybe a little more with them. But for now, they need to stay away,” he teased. “I mean Kim’s sex tape is a work of art, it should be played in museums. That alone is worth the constant media coverage.”
“ i’m sure you’ll do well over in america. i’ve heard the youths there are absolutely suckers for an attractive face and a good accent. ” she teased, knowing all too well that she likely shouldn’t have been playing into such stereotypes, but well, what was the harm in poking some fun every now and again? “ you know, i have to admit, i’m actually relieved to know that you really do have something vaguely resembling standards. i was beginning to get extremely concerned about that one. ” after all, standards seemed to be some sort of key to success. “ as someone who actually enjoys real works of art, i’m actually almost offended by that. ”
