yeah

luck, he/they

[healrosie]

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

[dogpuppy]

[isawken]

love when you go to an aquarium and you really hit it off with one of the fish

[r0zeclawz]

youre a silly salmon and im straight up the tenacious tuna

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

scratch my armpit gorilla style

[worldhammerer-old]

apple spider vinegar

[3000s]

why did i even have bear mode off

[effemimaniac]

my workout

500 reps yanking your chain

500 reps pulling your leg

500 reps taking the piss

1000 reps winding you up

getting on your nerves until failure

[fawntastic]

Well. If the shoe fish

[touhouweed]

[fagstaynight]

The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

[whitachi]

posting it here because there's no chance anyone in my family would ever see it: this is how my brother's 13-year-old child decided to announce something to me

[sacred-portal]

[leporidie]

whenever my program freezes

[temothylol]

I mean fuck, I like gills, I like slugs, I like gettin' chummy, I like flippers, I like the muck, I like squid inking and tsunamis and sea creatures, I like doin' sea creature shit, swordfish , probably would

[blemgoid]

for sale ogre club never swung

[charl0ttan]

theyre inventing a fireball thats aimed at a baby and whatever happens next is nobodys fault. it simply could not have been prevented