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THE SECRET (LOVE) LIVES OF JAKDF OFFICERS

It can get boring sometimes at the Ariake Maritime and Tachikawa base. This is KAIJU NO. 8 and their social media presence, and how the internet found out about you. Inspired by my BLLK piece! This is complete crack (and a lil suggestive)! gn reader!

STARRING . . . Gen Narumi, Soshiro Hoshina, Reno Ichikawa.

GEN NARUMI, A.K.A. NARUMON3000

FOLLOWERS . . . 100k CATEGORY. . . GAMING HE GOT FAMOUS BECAUSE. . . He was doing a Pokémon let's play and suddenly got called for a mission, and since his microphone was connected to his phone, the whole stream heard the extermination of a kaiju.

Narumi was already famous for being the First Division's captain, so when he started a streaming account for his gaming, fans were instantly tuning in. In every stream, he proved to be extremely skilled both in the battlefield in real life and online.

When streaming one afternoon, he read the comments on the chat, which were mostly about his crazy good looks, his amazing pokemon catching skills, and questioning how he had free time as a captain.

Until the comments pointed out something strange.

gennarumifan123 Yooo what's that purple mark on his neck??

hoshina Damn the cap getting 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

narumimarryme Who's the artist behind that grimace shake lookin ass spot?

"Relax, I was fighting some honju and it left a mark" he smirked, his eyes stuck onto the screen in front of him. Everything would have been fine, except for the voice which people heard from behind him.

"So, guess I'm some sort of honju now!"

Narumi choked on his own spit as he accidentally pressed the wrong move, leading to him losing a battle. He turned his chair around, wide eyes looking at you while he mouthed 'I'm streaming' in hopes of shooing you off.

The comments went insane when you brought a chair and sat next to him, "Oh really? What are we playing tonight?" Millions of questions surged in the chat, asking your name, rank, how you managed to tolerate Gen, and most importantly...

"Are you dating Captain Narumi—I don't know! Captain, what do you have to say to that?" you smiled, your boyfriend's face now a blushing mess.

"I—I'm gonna end this stream, thank you for watching. I'll save the game so we can resume from Esmerald city gym tomorrow."

You pouted as Narumi ended the stream, closing the tabs he had opened on his computer, as well as saving the game on his console. He sighed, burying his face on the crook of your neck.

"Baby, do you know how many fangirls I'm gonna upset if they find out I'm not single?"

You smiled at his childishness, "Oh, I know! Here's something the fans are gonna love."

He raised his brow in confusion.

"I'm gonna start stripping and you'll turn the camera back on, so I can show these fangirls who you belong to, Narumi."

SOSHIRO HOSHINA, A.K.A HOSHINA

FOLLOWERS . . . 101k CATEGORY. . . LIFESTYLE HE GOT FAMOUS BECAUSE. . . He did a tour of the base and his reflection was seen on one of the mirrors. He was wearing a black compression shirt and grey sweatpants.

Hoshina started his own public social media in order to annoy Narumi, as his goal was to surpass the First Division captain in followers. Luckily for him, it took him around one month to achieve this legendary achievement!

From the start, he knew he wanted to introduce you to his newfound fans, but not completely. That's why he settled on showing your hands and lower body instead of your face. It's adorable, the way in which Hoshina records his tours of the base, and when he passes by a certain office, he stops and says "and that's my spouse's office" as if it's nothing.

Fans were incredibly curious, because since when was Vice-captain Hoshina married?

In response, he slowly started showing you more and more in his videos. After Mina found out of his socials, he was forced to make informative videos on what to do when you encounter a kaiju, as well as safety measures one must take. You were the one filming him, your laugh present in his videos as he imitated different types of kaiju and instructing the camera on safety positions one could do.

Then, he made a video of him gaming (to piss off Narumi even more), with your left shoulder being visible in the frame. Your arm was wrapped around his, and people noticed the shiny wedding band on your ring finger. Soshiro Hoshina was truly a fan of private but not secret.

Finally, he did a training vlog to show off his skills in the training room, and he sensed what the comments would be about, so he took care of it in post-production.

"And I know what yer thinkin', but this body belongs to my one and only spouse. Love ya, angel."

RENO ICHIKAWA, A.K.A. RENOCOOKS

FOLLOWERS . . . 75k CATEGORY. . . FOOD/MUSIC HE GOT FAMOUS BECAUSE. . . He and Iharu snuck into the cafeteria for a late night snack, and found themselves getting smacked in the face by Hoshina instead.

Reno started out on social media way before he joined the Defense Force, with him doing cooking tutorials and album reviews. He also, started dating you a bit before that.

So, he had to find a way to keep making content, and also to keep contact with you.

He started doing food reviews of the cafeteria, featuring Iharu, Izumo, and even Kafka. They each had their lunch trays displayed, and with each passing day they shared their opinions on the cafeteria food. Fans loved their realness, as they showed what the life as a Defense Officer was like.

But fans commented on the fact that they missed his recipes.

So what did he do? He started a segment called "Cooking with the Ichikawas" in which he recorded your facetime calls with him, with you trying out recipes and him guiding you every step of the way.

You became the it couple of the internet, with Reno being known as the best boyfriend in the Third Division.

He felt a bit betrayed when his fans stated that they were there for you, and they wanted to see more of you. Thanks to that, Reno shared his password with you so that you could post videos to his account, having your own little segment in which you tried out recipes and even tried recreating the dishes your boyfriend ate at the cafeteria.

You and Reno made history as the most iconic couple there ever was: A Defense Force officer, and the world's best foodie.

taglist (open, yippee!): @stunie @kaiser1ns @nyxypoo @karasuglazer @littleplantfreak @maruflix @heartkaji

[kaleidoscopic-quiddity]

hikaru ga shinda natsu is about coming back wrong and haunting the narrative and being queer in a small rural town and internalised homophobia and summers that feel like they'll never end and the codependent homoerotic friendship you had when you were 15 and what it means to be dead or alive and navigating a world you feel like you dont belong to and grief and mourning and obsession and love and most importantly, having gay thoughts for the eldritch monster that bodysnatched your friend's corpse

[lemorgo]

playing around at 2 am

[moodyvoid]

Sometimes I think about how after the Touya reveal and Endeavor being exposed for his abuse, why we never got a scene of All Might talking to Shouto.

Obviously it’s not his fault whatsoever, but I could see All Might wanting to talk to him.

[randomveyn]

[moodyvoid]

New Horikoshi Sketch featuring Toga & Ochako!

[class1akids]

Todoroki family shopping day by Ryosuke Takeuchi

[moodyvoid]

Twice, sitting at the dinner table, sad.

Toga: “What’s wrong, Jin?”

Dabi: “I wouldn’t fist bump him.”

Mr. Compress: “Why not?”

Dabi: “Because of what he said.”

Spinner: “What did he say?”

Twice: “Nothing!”

Dabi: “Tell them what you said.”

Twice: “No!”

Dabi: “Tell them.”

Twice, sighing: “… Fist me.”

Shigaraki, spitting out his drink, laughing.

[trashformha]

Everyone's...watching...Is that all it was? Something as simple as this? I wish I'd realized sooner...

[iamdesibell]

Bad boy Dabi is my go to 💜

[moodyvoid]

I'm sure in another universe Touya is THE cuntiest fashion icon look at him

the good looking genes runs everywhere in the family he could have been a model

I could 100% picture him modeling grunge style streetwear. He’d fucking serve so hard.

[poppy5991]

Skeptic constantly roasting Dabi is so funny to me because on one hand he’s right on the other hand your villain origin story was being LAID OFF

Really both of you are the drama queens here

[poppy5991]

I need to write more endhawks fics with Dabi in them as the comedic character because that dynamic is SO funny to me:

Hawks <—> Enji: clueless, pining idiots

Touya <—> Enji: in therapy, awkwardly and slowly trying to repair their relationship

Hawks <—> Touya: literally once tried to kill each other, both sassy as hell and willing to throw hands

When you add Shoto being long-suffering with his soba, it becomes the funniest sitcom family dinner you could produce.

*looks at camera like he’s in The Office*

[autumnmobile12]

You know those nights where it feels like you go to sleep and the sleep is so deep that when you wake up, it feels like it's only been a few minutes but it's actually been several hours and you're left feeling disoriented and cheated because you feel like you didn't actually get any sleep?

You suppose nights like that really freak Dabi out after spending three years in a coma?

[moodyvoid]

Imagine if AFO visited the facility where all the children were being kept. Where Touya was in his coma.

Imagine he took Tomura with him.

Tomura would talk to the strange, sleeping boy in the hospital bed. Talking about his past. Talking about things he could never talk about with AFO.

“I wanted to be a hero.”

Touya wakes up, remembering everything the voice said— but not knowing who the voice talking to him was.

The years pass and Tomura and Dabi meet. Slowly over the time they spend together in the League of Villains, they realize who the other is.

Dabi approaches Tomura.

“I wanted to be a hero too.”

[moodyvoid]

Touya, while in his coma, is hearing everything the strange voice is saying.

Tomura says, “I miss my mom… I miss my sister.”

Touya thinks of Rei and Fuyumi.

Tomura asks, “Why couldn’t my Dad just give me a chance?”

Touya thinks of Enji.

Tomura ends with, “Why did my quirk have to be so destructive?”

Touya thinks of his flames.

[randomveyn]

made all these in picrew while imagining what dabi's children would look like

[radroller]

I lost my shit laughing last night because i thought that was Mater from Cars in the background of this thumbnail

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]

Luffy is defending Mater

[randomveyn]

I don't even remember all the names in Cars but when I saw that 👀, I instantly get it