Solarballs Headcanons

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Welcome!

Hello there! This blog is dedicated to Solarballs headcanons! If you have a idea about any character, be it in canon or an AU, you are free to share it here!

This was inspired by @solarballs-confessions

Here’s the rules:

No pro shipping or dark shipping

No discrimination

No NSFW, i, mod/sunny, am a minor and I can and will report you if you cross a boundary

I am ok with ships, but I may not be comfortable commenting on it. Some of the only ships I will not be ok with is Uranep, Earth/Luna, and almost any ship with Phobos and Deimos. Aside from those, have at it

If any more rules are necessary, I will update this post!

also if you want comments from me about your head canons, pls state it in the ask, or I will just post it on its own.

You can call me (the mod) Sunny. My main blog is @oh-fiddle-sticks

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Neptune enjoys watching water. the way it flows, how light goes through it, the rain, waves etc.

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for my human designs all of them don’t have a bellybutton cuz that would mean that all of them were born from pregnancy which they obviously didn’t

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I think the fact that we just saw earth and Uranus’s first interaction recently (like a month ot two ago butttt still) is really interesting

like I imagine they are so awkward around eachother because they never talk

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I wonder what the rogue planets would think of Cha-1107-7626, the growing rogue planet.

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If Uranus was a human, he would have a weird habit of only wanting to eat cold food, and no im not just talking about food that is typically eaten cold like sushi, ice cream or fruits. No he eats ANYTHING cold; cold pizza, cold burger, cold fries, cold sandwich, cold soup, etc.

Its not like hot or warm food makes him sick or something, he just likes to eat food like that for some reason. The rest of the system finds it a bit odd but dont pay much mind to it but some dumb kids from highschool bullied him for it, which is part of the reason why he grew to be insecure about himself.

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Ogle became the “therapist friend” because it was the only way he could keep others around and he was terrified of them leaving so he threw his entire being into helping everyone he could, while severely neglecting himself. Ogle has autophobia and he has trauma from his former solar system (the star decided they didn't want him and threw him out)

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Neptune has reallly long hair, because he’s alone for so long and it grows out quickly

Uranus normally trims it to knees every time he sees him, because Neptune likes to keep his hair long, but trips over it sometimes

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Neptune and Pluto were friends at some point

also when Neptunes orbit is clownish to Pluto’s, Pluto hangs out with him so he isn’t alone

earth and Venus have a habit of gossiping about everyone. “Oh did you hear what Saturn said?” “No what now?”

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If they were human, X would carry Guillermo around like a little kid carries around a plush toy. He squeezes plush-Guillermo whenever he's stressed or upset.

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I think earth never stayed in his orbit (post collision, pre life) and everyone was always panicking about where he was

at some point he made it to Neptune, and when Uranus returned him to his orbit, mars cried and didn’t let earth leave his sight for years, and that’s how he developed life (bc mars kept him in his orbit for ages)

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Thanks to his Earthlings, Earth makes pop culture references ALL of the time, and he's SO UPSET that nobody but him can understand them.

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triton lowkey has autophpobia (irrational fear of being alone) i see it

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I hc that Callisto and eris are wifes

1. Callisto seems to be calm but actually worries A LOT, and blushes when eris compliment her

2. Eris loves annoying Callisto, but she hide behind her when she's scared, very clingy which the dwarf planets

3. They discuss in 5 mins, but can't live without em

4. Callisto anyways brings snacks cuz eris "is anyways hungry"

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Callisto and Eris can never meet. an emo-girl standoff will ensue if they do. it will be ON SIGHT and it will GET MESSY

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I headcanon that Uranus loves reading and he'll sometimes read to Neptune because Neptune doesn't have the attention span to read himself but he can absolutely listen if it's his cousin reading

I love them so much <3

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Europa... is a K-pop stan. That's why she can be so scary.

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