i sthlammed my penisth in the car door

i'm the friend that will give you dolphin dick facts at the zoo and i even have a degree to back it up | 25, she/him

[soldierofsmile]

about page is up after ten million years of being on this website!

mutuals are free to ask for my discord!

[icaseybaybee]

[postoctobrist]

what are your biggest konks?

bindage

[hemipenal-system]

ublock origin is pretty funny. oh? you want to show me an ad? damn buddy that sucks. L + ratio + assets.tumblr.com/pop/src/assets/images/house-rightrail-premium-with-patio-47ce20b6.gif$image into my filters immediately

[hemipenal-system]

there's more, for all my followers who don't know this, you can get ublock to just make the custom filter for you

see an annoying ui item you don't like?

click this to get to the ublock origin menu

click this

and hover over the ui item you dont like, like this

click on it, and in the window that pops up, hit "create"

now it's gone!

[longshrimp]

no more talking.

[hemipenal-system]

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[bunnygirljesus]

Black ppl deserve to feel safe and welcomed on the internet, on fandoms on whatever community or hobbies they want without having to deal with antiblack racist attacks, microaggressions or enablers of antiblackness . And if u genuinely consider urself to be left leaning or an ally or woke you should do and try to unlearn the colorism, texturism , eurocentrism and antiblackness

[mens-rights-activia]

[mens-rights-activia]

Haha you don’t know how happy this would make Louis(my friend featured in my videos) he loves lonely island 🥹

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[treecitysessions]

There’s a catastrophic female loneliness epidemic happening rn but nobody gaf bc women aren’t going out and hurting people about it we just betray and destroy ourselves for nothing

[manakatti]

[beefyhamysteaky]

Bnuuy

[sukiish]

hello project moon fan. in front of you is heathcliff. above your head is a heavy anvil that will drop on you when you call or compare him to a dog. good luck

[suzera1nes]

and then i wanted to ask, ‘what about me? what now?’ (but i found my fate had long been set in stone)

[energyprison]

americans after eating 2 pounds of pasta and getting sick: uh oh im about to enter a serious food coma lol

americans after eating 2 pounds of ginger beef and fried rice and getting sick: the devious CCP has agents everywhere

[creatingblackcharacters]

I wish y'all put as much energy as y'all do expecting Black people to be the bigger person, into telling antiblack bigots to be better people.

[creatingblackcharacters]

I think it's a... Sign, I suppose, of the comfort of antiblackness, that it's easier to continue to beg Black people for patience, to expect it, feel entitled to it even, than it is to go to your peers and tell them to knock it off. Personally. There's a quote, I wish I could remember it, about the finite-ness of Black Patience. Mm.

[mettaworldpiece]

From his poem “warning”

[creatingblackcharacters]

THANK YOU!!!

[jisuto]

[dyatlovpassingprivilege]

there's something so perverse about phones automatically capitalizing brands. don't make me put respect on youtube's name.

[neenarchive]

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

[neenarchive]

(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn't he handsome