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[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

[anguishworm]

My mom said cat boy rights

[longshrimp]

This blog believes in catboy rights

[crplpunkklavier]

i used to think you cant write ace attorney characters as anything other than lawyers, because theyre all so obsessed with being lawyers. ive since changed my mind, because i think you just need to make them the same amount of insane about whatever other job youre giving them and then itll still be in character. this is first shown in layton vs wright when phoenix is mindcontrolled into thinking he is a professional baker. (you need to play that game if you havent yet.) apollo justice would absolutely make being an electrician his entire personality. franziska von karma would convince herself that driving a bus is her calling to the point of screaming until she throws up when she breaks her gas pedal foot and has to be dragged off the job until she recovers

[winged-void]

it's simple. i think if you make fun of bridget thigh high collar animal noise girls you should be killed immediately and brutally. i think if you're mean to girls who are struggling to recover from a lifetime of trauma and mistreatment that is renewed every time they go outside you are lower than dirt. i cannot tolerate it i just cant.

[tashas-cauldron-of-hotsauce]

Its very simple. While reddit as a platform might be a bad place to transition (what with the way its structure lends itself to homogeneity in its communities), it's better than a trans woman transitioning alone, or not at all. More dolls in the world makes the world a better place, and if she bought the shark plushie from ikea, maybe that's ok.

[tashas-cauldron-of-hotsauce]

Full disclosure i realized i was trans because of r/egg_irl. Probably woulda still been miserable believing i was cis if it weren't for that. I fully believe that everyone on that site needs to read whipping girl, but discarding thousands of our sisters just because the "wrong" website helped them realize exactly what it was they were feeling is bullshit.

[guooey]

He gets up like nothing happened . he doesn't even care

[minihood31770]

You can pinpoint the exact moment he turns to liquid

[crttvv]

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Just escaped from Hell thanks to the incredibly convenient road leading directly out! Apparently it was paved with good intentions? Thanks for those, everybody! They worked out great, just like always!

[booksandchainmail]

#i. yeah. terribly profound in a fairy-tale way #there was a door-to-door religion salesman i talked to when i little; kept hammering on about people getting tempted down the Road to Ruin #and i (genuinely confused) asked why more people didn't follow because surely Ruin was the best place to go if you wanted to help #he looked poleaxed and wandered away. i guess i can't blame him - i was about 9 and looked maybe 6. so that must have been unnerving for him #but that was my confusion with the whole heaven/hell set-up for years; surely heaven needs saints like a fish needs a bicycle #hell is where there is work to do (tags via @thoughtsformtheuniverse)

[tpwrtrmnky]

if you go on tumblr dot com and say some variation of "they should have [thing that clearly exists] BUT [twist that's crucial for the post to make sense]" you get a bunch of responses like "this already exists, it's called [the thing, without the twist]" and "this entirely new concept intrigues me, but let's go one step further by completely cancelling out the twist."

[cuintuar]

I don't know what's worse between that and the people the just go "hear me out: take on [well established cornerstone of a genre] BUT! [twist that was already the whole point of the original].

[tpwrtrmnky]

They should do Alien but it's about the horror of unwanted pregnancy

[depsidase]

[flipocrite]

[albva]

[crplpunkklavier]

we bought a shirt at a thrift store that says "best mom in louisiana" for some reason (as a reminder we are in midwest germany) and now my spouse keeps walking around the house wearing it and saying shit like "WHO STANDS BEFORE THE GREATEST MOM OF LOUISIANA?"

[sixtwothree]

Agates carved into orange slices by wutong_crystal_carvings.

Source: x

[tiny-pebble]

[aniseandspearmint]

this post never fails to make me crave gummy orange slices

[krippe90]

"you could just eat normal clementine slices?" NO! I want to eat ROCKS!

[samshepard]

shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

[rosemochi]

the fact that all of my mutuals immediately reblogged this from me really says something about all of us, doesn't it

[memewhore]

[spleenyz]

[fallout-lou-begas]

[kermittingacrime]

ask and you shall receive.

[gayvampyr]

[json-derulo]

yesterday on youtube I discovered the fascinating sport of World Chase Tag, which is a bunch of off-duty professional stuntpeople doing Tom & Jerry shit against other professional stuntpeople around an obstacle course that looks like an awesome playground made out of olympic gymnastics equipment and lawsuits. each team earns points based on how long their runner can manage to evade the other team's chaser, up to the full length of the 20 second round. people regularly beef it trying to jump onto/off of the obstacles. kinda amazing that no one has died doing this yet. the women in particular move like they're trying to kill each other. winners are crowned the "world chase tag world champions," despite the awful SEO of that name. I'm obsessed with it

[json-derulo]

pspspspsps lesbians. lesbians c'mere. you're gonna love this

[reallyfunnyreallycool-deactivat]

the bros only one click away

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

RIP to this blog that made this singular post and then deleted

[mousidy]

How do you personally define being a woman for yourself? What does being a woman feel like for you? The cis women I grew up around made being a woman out to be this horrible thing you can never escape and that no one would ever choose to be a woman. I know you didn’t choose, I know that’s not how it works, but you get what I mean. I just want to know what being a woman is like to you.

I don't know. when I was a little girl and my brother and I would play out stories with our cow plushies, they were married like my parents and mine was the wife, and I liked that. when my mom would sing "brown eyed girl" in the car, I thought she was singing about me, because I had brown eyes. as I got older I was taught to repress all that, and so I did. but when I started going through puberty, I was jealous of the puberty the girls in my class were getting, and I would lie awake wishing I was growing boobs too. as I grew up I looked in mirrors less and less and tried to ignore what was happening to my body. when I went to the mall with two of my closest girl friends, I had this deep uneasy pang in my stomach when we all had to use the bathroom, but I had to use a different one

then one day, shortly before turning 18, I saw my face through the fog on the mirror after a shower, and my head kind of auto-filled the details. my ideal version of myself was looking back at me, and I knew that was who I wanted to be when I became an adult. and suddenly it made sense that I always changed in the stalls in the boys' locker room, it made sense that I was terrified of sex (or, the role in sex a "boy" is supposed to take) and avoided it like the plague

the fact that I'm a woman is the key that makes sense of so many things that didn't make sense without it. and now I get to go through the puberty I always wanted. now I choose to have mirrors in my spaces because I like looking in them. now I like getting dressed for things. now I like having sex, because it's in a body that feels more right, because I'm being perceived in a way that feels right, a way that allows me to be a participant. now I can participate in a lot of things and genuinely feel like a participant

I can't sum it up in one single qualia, you know? the knowledge that I'm a woman is like the imaginary number in mathematics. at first blush it seems like a stupid, totally useless, made up idea with no concrete grounding, but it solves so many problems and explains so many things that it's an indispensable staple of modern mathematics. at some point in every mathematician's life she shakes her head, shrugs, and starts rolling with it

[autogynophelia]

It's frustratingly common for cis women to tell trans women things like "But being a woman is awful!", like they imagine a pre-transition trans woman looking at a menu with two options, "suffering" and "no suffering", and saying "Hmm, I think I'll have the suffering please!"

What do you think it says about how miserable it is to be a closeted trans woman, that being an out trans woman (who feels the full force of misogyny + transphobia + transmisogyny) is typically a massive improvement? What do you think it says about just how bad transmisogyny is, that for most out trans women, the idea of being treated like a cis woman in society is like a beautiful dream that's tantalisingly out of reach?

That's not to say that being treated like a cis woman is not bad, or that it doesn't involve serious suffering, of course it does! But it should tell you something about the severity of transmisogyny to know that experiencing "just" misogyny would be the best best best case scenario imaginable to a typical trans woman.

For a cis woman to tell a trans woman that womanhood is suffering is for someone in a lifeboat to tell someone drowning in the sea that it sucks to not be on dry land. Thanks for the insight, could you make a little room in the lifeboat please?

[mousidy]

How do you personally define being a woman for yourself? What does being a woman feel like for you? The cis women I grew up around made being a woman out to be this horrible thing you can never escape and that no one would ever choose to be a woman. I know you didn’t choose, I know that’s not how it works, but you get what I mean. I just want to know what being a woman is like to you.

I don't know. when I was a little girl and my brother and I would play out stories with our cow plushies, they were married like my parents and mine was the wife, and I liked that. when my mom would sing "brown eyed girl" in the car, I thought she was singing about me, because I had brown eyes. as I got older I was taught to repress all that, and so I did. but when I started going through puberty, I was jealous of the puberty the girls in my class were getting, and I would lie awake wishing I was growing boobs too. as I grew up I looked in mirrors less and less and tried to ignore what was happening to my body. when I went to the mall with two of my closest girl friends, I had this deep uneasy pang in my stomach when we all had to use the bathroom, but I had to use a different one

then one day, shortly before turning 18, I saw my face through the fog on the mirror after a shower, and my head kind of auto-filled the details. my ideal version of myself was looking back at me, and I knew that was who I wanted to be when I became an adult. and suddenly it made sense that I always changed in the stalls in the boys' locker room, it made sense that I was terrified of sex (or, the role in sex a "boy" is supposed to take) and avoided it like the plague

the fact that I'm a woman is the key that makes sense of so many things that didn't make sense without it. and now I get to go through the puberty I always wanted. now I choose to have mirrors in my spaces because I like looking in them. now I like getting dressed for things. now I like having sex, because it's in a body that feels more right, because I'm being perceived in a way that feels right, a way that allows me to be a participant. now I can participate in a lot of things and genuinely feel like a participant

I can't sum it up in one single qualia, you know? the knowledge that I'm a woman is like the imaginary number in mathematics. at first blush it seems like a stupid, totally useless, made up idea with no concrete grounding, but it solves so many problems and explains so many things that it's an indispensable staple of modern mathematics. at some point in every mathematician's life she shakes her head, shrugs, and starts rolling with it

[autogynophelia]

It's frustratingly common for cis women to tell trans women things like "But being a woman is awful!", like they imagine a pre-transition trans woman looking at a menu with two options, "suffering" and "no suffering", and saying "Hmm, I think I'll have the suffering please!"

What do you think it says about how miserable it is to be a closeted trans woman, that being an out trans woman (who feels the full force of misogyny + transphobia + transmisogyny) is typically a massive improvement? What do you think it says about just how bad transmisogyny is, that for most out trans women, the idea of being treated like a cis woman in society is like a beautiful dream that's tantalisingly out of reach?

That's not to say that being treated like a cis woman is not bad, or that it doesn't involve serious suffering, of course it does! But it should tell you something about the severity of transmisogyny to know that experiencing "just" misogyny would be the best best best case scenario imaginable to a typical trans woman.

For a cis woman to tell a trans woman that womanhood is suffering is for someone in a lifeboat to tell someone drowning in the sea that it sucks to not be on dry land. Thanks for the insight, could you make a little room in the lifeboat please?

[mousidy]

How do you personally define being a woman for yourself? What does being a woman feel like for you? The cis women I grew up around made being a woman out to be this horrible thing you can never escape and that no one would ever choose to be a woman. I know you didn’t choose, I know that’s not how it works, but you get what I mean. I just want to know what being a woman is like to you.

I don't know. when I was a little girl and my brother and I would play out stories with our cow plushies, they were married like my parents and mine was the wife, and I liked that. when my mom would sing "brown eyed girl" in the car, I thought she was singing about me, because I had brown eyes. as I got older I was taught to repress all that, and so I did. but when I started going through puberty, I was jealous of the puberty the girls in my class were getting, and I would lie awake wishing I was growing boobs too. as I grew up I looked in mirrors less and less and tried to ignore what was happening to my body. when I went to the mall with two of my closest girl friends, I had this deep uneasy pang in my stomach when we all had to use the bathroom, but I had to use a different one

then one day, shortly before turning 18, I saw my face through the fog on the mirror after a shower, and my head kind of auto-filled the details. my ideal version of myself was looking back at me, and I knew that was who I wanted to be when I became an adult. and suddenly it made sense that I always changed in the stalls in the boys' locker room, it made sense that I was terrified of sex (or, the role in sex a "boy" is supposed to take) and avoided it like the plague

the fact that I'm a woman is the key that makes sense of so many things that didn't make sense without it. and now I get to go through the puberty I always wanted. now I choose to have mirrors in my spaces because I like looking in them. now I like getting dressed for things. now I like having sex, because it's in a body that feels more right, because I'm being perceived in a way that feels right, a way that allows me to be a participant. now I can participate in a lot of things and genuinely feel like a participant

I can't sum it up in one single qualia, you know? the knowledge that I'm a woman is like the imaginary number in mathematics. at first blush it seems like a stupid, totally useless, made up idea with no concrete grounding, but it solves so many problems and explains so many things that it's an indispensable staple of modern mathematics. at some point in every mathematician's life she shakes her head, shrugs, and starts rolling with it

[autogynophelia]

It's frustratingly common for cis women to tell trans women things like "But being a woman is awful!", like they imagine a pre-transition trans woman looking at a menu with two options, "suffering" and "no suffering", and saying "Hmm, I think I'll have the suffering please!"

What do you think it says about how miserable it is to be a closeted trans woman, that being an out trans woman (who feels the full force of misogyny + transphobia + transmisogyny) is typically a massive improvement? What do you think it says about just how bad transmisogyny is, that for most out trans women, the idea of being treated like a cis woman in society is like a beautiful dream that's tantalisingly out of reach?

That's not to say that being treated like a cis woman is not bad, or that it doesn't involve serious suffering, of course it does! But it should tell you something about the severity of transmisogyny to know that experiencing "just" misogyny would be the best best best case scenario imaginable to a typical trans woman.

For a cis woman to tell a trans woman that womanhood is suffering is for someone in a lifeboat to tell someone drowning in the sea that it sucks to not be on dry land. Thanks for the insight, could you make a little room in the lifeboat please?