Pathetically Obnoxious

The best part of a Cigarette is Littering

[some-nut]

[pangur-and-grim]

I was so baffled by this until I remembered that I use my kettle, and so it looks like I'm pouring boiling water on my plants

[pangur-and-grim]

[famicom]

[proteusolm]

Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.

[bluebandedagate-reblogs]

Medieval seagull struggling to fly away with an entire purloined potatoe

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

yeah, sure, it was the "power of friendship" that defeated you, and not my super cool "mega bone explosions" spell that I worked really hard on, whatever idiot

[energyprison]

yeah man open it up in tf2 for me

[eternalgaylord]

collecting tweets

[eternalgaylord]

#vessel alert

that's right

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[pukicho]

The loudest guy in the fucking world: hey man

[pukicho]

There's more after 'hey man' but you're deaf now

[animentality]

[delicateboyz]

[piratewithvigor]

Just saw a bird get a worm at 8:06pm.

Never let the morning people say it can't be done

[alkatyn]

This is making me realize that as a child I assumed that worms emerge from the ground at some point in the early morning to make the phrase make sense

[girls4losers]

i gotta remember this

[kushblazer666]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[oneheadtoanother]

[micromontage]

We have so little time

[starjasmines]

let's waste as much of it as we can while we still can

[tennesseewillams]

like i thought gay people were supposed to be creatives right…… tell me how literally every single flag designer except gilbert baker himself seems entirely unfamiliar with even elementary color theory