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hello you've reached my music blog (they/them, follows from lyricdissonance)

[somedaythiscouldallbeyours]

hello followers of the music blog i loved for many years and then abandoned due to mental illness <3

i may not post here anymore, not really because of the mental stuff bc i am improving or at least trying very hard to but because these days i mostly just put my music brainrot on main when i feel the need to post it. so find me @lyricdissonance if you wish, and dw i'm keeping this blog up for posterity's sake

and listen, it's hard for the thing that's the center of your love to suddenly become the center of your pain. it's taken me so so much therapy to even be a little bit okay with my concert trauma and if you've ever felt the same i want you to know you're not alone. i love you, enjoy the tunes

[lyricdissonance]

ok let's settle this. which is your favorite

ompa til du dør

evig pint

maestro

maskineri

våre demoner

violeta violeta vol i

violeta violeta vol ii

violeta violeta vol iii

Voting ended onFeb 23, 2023

[geggidys]

Vi er i gang  🛢️🥳

[somedaythiscouldallbeyours]

top 5 gayest kaizers orchestra songs (in no particular order)

mann mot mann - is literally about having gay sex at a brothel, elaboration is not needed

fanden hakk i hel - forbidden love, saying you would choose your partner over and over again even if it were "wrong"... subtext is off the charts

du og meg lou - this is just three and a half minutes of "we were such an incredible pair we ruled this town together oh yeah and we had wives too i guess"

cecilia i velur - writing a letter to your childhood best friend to let her know you’re sorry you drifted apart, you still care for her, and hope you’ll see her again someday? kinda lesbian

forloveren - showing up at your childhood best friend’s house to confront her for letting you marry the wrong man and threaten to come by at night to sit at her bed howling? kinda lesbian

[somedaythiscouldallbeyours]

have just realized how many aro and/or ace people i know of who are deeply into the paper chase, including myself

serious reason: their songs often deal with feelings of alienation from society, interpersonal relationships, and the human body, plus when romance and sex come up in the lyrics it's with a very dark edge and i understand horror much better than i understand love

funny reason: can't spell paper chase without aspec

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wow a post that isn’t about norwegians who knew i had it in me

i forgot how good st vincent is, the three album run of strange mercy/self-titled/masseduction is just all bangers like do you know how much that shit SPOKE to me as a Youth

[somedaythiscouldallbeyours]

love how i have somehow managed to enter a daily self care routine where one of the steps is “listen to valesa chapter i velvet prison in its entirety” the autism has won

[somedaythiscouldallbeyours]

it was always going to end this way

[somedaythiscouldallbeyours]

ladies, if your man:

is always playing on a firebird original

used to tour around eastern europe with johnny and the sexual problems

sold a few horses, got a decent price

that's not your man, that's mr. terje "killmaster" "pearl" "also known as mr. long island iced tea" kaizer

[somedaythiscouldallbeyours]

velvet moon sounds like the moments after a breakdown when you have no tears left and you feel vaguely sad but mostly empty and you just want a friend with you to fill the void

[somedaythiscouldallbeyours]

in a night at the library when jon wraps his arms around himself and just quietly sways to the music after "dance me through repetition".....;;

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ok who’s the bitch and motherfucker trying to sell their valesa crowdfunding vinyl for $100 on discogs i hate scalpers so much

[somedaythiscouldallbeyours]

if descartes a kant is also entering their 80s era I'm losing my mind

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not that i want mp to see my social media but i do wish on some level they knew i was going on my gay little blog every day with my gay little before the helmets tattoo on my leg to make my gay little posts about why their music fucks me up on a cellular level bc i care too much dammit and i want people to know when their art is loved

[somedaythiscouldallbeyours]

awfully bold of me to keep coming up with theories for the meaning and narrative of chapter 1 when chapters 2 and 3 are inevitably gonna come along and smash them with a comically large hammer

[somedaythiscouldallbeyours]

anyway long ass theory incoming

I feel like lydia is the "she" in both the house and the room, she starts out as a childhood friend to the narrator and maybe also a crush or girlfriend at some point. they both turn to video games and movies to deal with their lives but while he tries not to think about dark/disturbing things, she is fascinated by them and becomes rebellious and develops a "party like it's the end of the world" mindset as a teenager. they drift apart and he calls her one last time years later when they're both grown. by then, she's isolated and anxious and makes all these huge/probably illegal purchases to cope. due to her problems and all the time that's passed she's not sure how she feels about him anymore but she still asks to see him one last time. it probably never happens because they've both changed too much but like. yeah

[lyricdissonance]

since kaizers orchestra is back I'm also bringing back this "which album are you" quiz real quick before they go and make it out of date, I made it for a bunch of friends who aren't familiar with the band and it gets pretty silly in places BUT I hope you enjoy it (link in reblogs)

[lyricdissonance]

you *will* be norwegian. you have no choice

[somedaythiscouldallbeyours]

awfully bold of me to keep coming up with theories for the meaning and narrative of chapter 1 when chapters 2 and 3 are inevitably gonna come along and smash them with a comically large hammer