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From Rihanna memes to Maxine Waters quotes, graduation caps this year have been A+

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nick-avallone

i adore my mom beyond words but i have to mom-shame her for always doing this to me

nick-avallone

so i showed my mom the post hahaha

galaxy-lives

this is the most wholesome and entertaining mom post on tumblr

Can I just get a good job, work there for like 20 years, retire, and then smoke all weed I want.

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jaethemermaid

Lets really let that sink in though.

wildlyunlikelybabe

They didn’t convince shit. They stole it.

king-emare

^^^^^^^^^^^

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fonzworthcutlass

Yaaas

bewiubciueniocneoiheroihreoerfn

Why thank you

reignsupremeolaa

I accept this . 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

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I really needed this. 💕

awwwww

Lol

The Real Housewives of Washington

trjoel

Lmao

elaxisfae

toxipop

She was also all over Twitter talking about “n****** retweeting my post, go away” or some shit; so honestly I hope this just gets worse for her 🤗

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the gif

sonoanthony

Lmaooooooooooooooooooooo

kingrudegyalchina

Reblog so you make enough money to cover your bills .

#luckymoney

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And more more money left to save and spare🙏🏾🤑🤑🤑🤑

kingrudegyalchina

Amen

and-down-we-go

So last night a bunch of my friends and I went to Denny’s for some breakfast-for-dinner and I couldn’t decide on what I wanted, so I told the waiter “I want a lot of eggs.”

“How many eggs do you want?” “How many can I get?” “I mean if you get a Make Your Own Slam you can get up to 8..” “I would like a questionable amount of eggs, please. Scrambled, so that I don’t know how many there are.”

And boy did he deliver.

The manager came out to present the eggs (because, as our waiter joked, this plate of eggs was too much of a health risk for anyone but the manager to be liable for serving me), and said “….who’s responsible for this?”

I started crying out of excitement/joy/fear (no lie. it was embarrassing)

Anyway, this heavenly plate of eggs filled the entire plate and was about an inch deep (there were 2 layers of eggs in it! with cheese in the middle!!)

The waiter kept joking “You’re not getting a box. You have to finish it! You chose this!” I tipped him 100% out of pure shame (plus he was a rad dude).

Thank you Denny’s. Thank you.