[benchandcompass]

[possumistic]

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

[approvers]

[tkkatherineblog]

[6lacksoul]

[zagenta]

Honestly shoutout to The Social Network for giving us the line “you’re going to go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole” because if that doesn’t epitomize women’s feelings for entitled male nerds I don’t know what does

[futubandera-cl]

[oddishtea]

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

[surprisebitch]

the girl has big dick energy

[sl33pyd3mon]

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

[guiltygirl]

someone: hey do you wanna hang out

me: i can’t bro i’m uglier than usual today

[finehoney]

[larcarioca]

[treygotguap]

The realist thing you can do for me is keep your word.

[aureat]

I love the kind of tired that comes from a lot of fresh air and a little too much sun

[skygenders]

me wearing gay stuff: gay people please talk to me, gay people please talk to me, gay people please talk to me, gay people please

[clem-style-deactivated20191229]

[amandesbleus]

Hedi

[soshesawildflowerxo-deactivated]

Can we take a fucking minute

[thirstyluthor]

Cate Blanchett: I can’t believe I will be playing another lesbian character.

Ocean’s 8 director: You’re not.

Cate Blanchett: No, I’m gonna.