Mortis @someoneoncewashere - Tumblr Blog

Was stimming and accidentally choked on my spit

#internalisedableism #literally

Should've called it a cuntry if they wanted us to serve

Bug bite count is closer to 40-50 yall.. I'm.. going to end it all *explosion*

I feel like a miserable animal... Ugh..

THESE BITCHES

HAVE BEGUN BITING MY ASS, TITS, AND SEX ORGANS

UGHH, GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!!! AAA

#AT LEAST *SOME* OF TGE NEWER ONES LOOK TO BE MOSQUITOS WHICH LIKE OKAY #AT LEAST I KNOW *WHAT* YOU ARE #I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK ELSE IS BITING ME!!! AAAAAAA #i hate having a perfumed room..#BUT I HATE BUG BITES MORE #*SPRAYSSSSS*#I ASSUME THESE AUTISTIC BITCHES DON'T LIKE STRONG SCENTS EITHER #FUCK THEM #OKAY LOOK I LIKE BUGS #BUT NOT IN KY FUCKING ROOM!! KYAAAA #THE ONLY BUGS ALLOWED HERE ARE SPIDERS!!#TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR SORRY ASSES!#GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!!!! KYAAAAAAAAAA!!!

LORD I'M SO FUCKING ITCHYYYYY KYAAAA

someoneoncewashere

Just found over 20+ bug bites all over my skin, girl whhhhat the fuck

someoneoncewashere

Guys the bug bite count is Actually around thirty What the fuck,

WHO CAST "CURSE OF THE PLAGUE SWARM" ON MY ASS, WHICH ONE OF YOU BITCHES WAS IT?!!

Sitting in class waiting for something is basically being like "what on my incredibly queer phone can i open without being sus" and the answer is. Almost nothing at all-

Just found over 20+ bug bites all over my skin, girl whhhhat the fuck

#changed my sheets but like fr #come On

My vampire is a whore call that cunt dracula

Stomach upsetti.. ough

The baby hitler question is stupid, you could literally just raise him better or give him to someone who could, you guys are just stupid and trigger happy

#for anyone who doesn't know the question is “would you go back in time to kill hitler as a baby”#again #incredibly stupid question

I want so badly to go bald but apparently i have the wrong sex organs for it so, fuck me god i guess

#fuck the patriarchy and Fuck misogyny #AND FUCK YOU BEAUTY STANDARDS #(this isn't an issue of social judgement. i could not give less of a fuck. this is an issue of stolen autonomy and i am going to fucking #kill someone over it one day. ❤️)

Sometimes seeing hottakes on tiktok is like "who are you children???"

#like baby's first controversy

People use chatgpt to cheat and make it look like a person did the work, but i cheat by doing the work and pretending that chatgpt did it, because for some godforsaken reason, my classes require me to use it

Just another reason I'm sexier and hotter than the average person

Ironic that when I was actively suicidal i never even once wanted to pick up a cigarette but the MOMENT i stop being suicidal suddenly i NEEDDD to smoke. Like immediately. I mean, I won't! But by god is it fucking Temptinggggg ugh

#cw suicidailty #cw smoking

Genderfluid smoothie,,, drink it and you become God

#pride

Oh my god guys.. word fucking Sucks.. why are we still using this thing??

#Microsoft word

Trending Blogs

Recently Viewed Blogs

Mortis