[pukicho]

When I saw the bee movie in theaters as a kid, there was a short period after the movie where I wanted to be just like the main character, and as I walked outside the theater I realized the world would not allow such charisma to exist, that the world would break me down, and I gave up on the dream in an instant.

[dragon-edg3-deactivated20200324]

You okay?

[pukicho]

More than okay. I somehow managed to grow up to be both sexier and more charismatic than Barry Benson

[sona-cross]

Lies, Barry Benson is incredibly sexy, you aren't close to his sexiness

[pukicho]

what scares you?

heh. hehe.. ‘aahhh!!’ heh

[sona-cross]

My step mom could scare ya

[sona-cross]

Bullets don't discriminate, they'll pierce through your skin no matter what. Unless you're the main protagonist of a shonen anime than they'll bounce off you

[sona-cross]

My little sister has shut the door in the pantry and I've decided to live here and play on minecraft the rest of the day

[sona-cross]

I wish I had some Fresca

-Somebody important (hopefully)

[sona-cross]

NOT NIGHT TIME NO MORE MONSTERS, GET READY FOR THE TREE HOUSE OF A GOD!!!!

[sona-cross]

How my insults have evolved

Me last month: Get fucked!!!

Me this month: GET CIRCUMSIZED!!!

[sona-cross]

Memes I send a lot to my GF

[sona-cross]

Why can't I just not study tomorrow/today. I have U.S Govt Test about, I think the roles of the president and all I want to do is play Pokemon sword and shield and also watch anime. Like why can't I just teach my dogs how to take the test so they can do it for me so I won't have too. School fucking sucks, wish my teacher could go step on a lego!

[sona-cross]

THE TRUE KING OF THE STRAWBERRIES!!!!

[sona-cross]

If I shake a child hard enough, can I eat some bacon?

[sona-cross]

It's 12am, almost 1, and I'm playing minecraft while listening to Starless Night, the minecraft song from antvenom... I have school tomorrow and I wake up at 6:20, I regret nothing XD

[sona-cross]

Today I was playing Dark Souls 3 (at the beginning btw) and I was going up some stairs and a damn dragon jumps out of fuckin' nowhere and I'm like "OH SHIT DAD CAME BACK" Then he spewed fire out of his mouth hole and I was knocked back a little, then once I got up, (I assumed I died) a skeleton or whatever they are shanks me from behind!!! I LOVE/HATE THIS GAME!!!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your bed is just basically a shelf where you put your body when you are not using it.

[sona-cross]

What do you mean? I practically live on my bed, it's my first home, my second being the computer

[just-shower-thoughts]

There’s an exact point where you’re the same distance in time away from your birth as you are from your death, and you’ll never know when it is.

[sona-cross]

Gonna say I'm more then half way there!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Introverts generate energy when they’re by themselves, then at social events extroverts suck the introverts’ energy to later consume it when they’re alone.

[sona-cross]

Does that mean Ambiverts suck in all energy and are the strongest being ever?!

[just-shower-thoughts]

A game of Tetris teaches you that if you fit in you disappear.

[sona-cross]

Haha, I've never fit in anywhere... In both ways...