THE SONG SNATCH

Tune in each week and enjoy the finest adult comedy songs in about 5 minutes or less! Your host, comedy music singer/songwriter Red Peters, scans the planet to find and celebrate funny, filthy and outrageous, uncensored, original songs! Send song submissions as mp3s to [email protected]. (function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){ (i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o), m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m) })(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga'); ga('create', 'UA-42535999-1', 'tumblr.com'); ga('send', 'pageview');

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http://songsnatch.com/song-snatch-224-sober-christmas-by-camp-friends

Hello Music Lovers-

Pressures are mounting as many of us head home for the holidays. And with all the talk about folks getting carried away with their alcohol consumption and other bad behaviors, more families are taking a fresh approach to celebrating.

A sober Christmas...

no booze, no drugs, no nothin'.

You know. Only egg nog in the egg nog?

So… how are people coping?

Tune into Song Snatch #224 and hear a brand, new song from the LA duo, Camp Friends and their thoughts on the subject,“Sober Christmas”.

(episode running time- 3 minutes and 29 seconds)

(You can learn more about Camp Friends and hear more of their songs at facebook.com/CampFriendsmusic.)

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THE SONG SNATCH- songs in alphabetical order

Hello Music Lovers-

I'm taking some time off from hosting The Song Snatch to work on my new album of original songs with my producer, Eddie Grenga.

When I return, I'll have a bunch of brand, new Red Peters' songs to play for you and maybe a bunch of new songs that I find or discover from other artists or songs you guys send me.

If you hear of, or write good, original funny adult comedy songs or know of any artists that should be featured on The Song Snatch, drop me a line or send mp3s to [email protected].

I'd love to hear them.

But, in the meantime, I've compiled a master list of more than 175 songs that I have played on The Song Snatch and listed them in alphabetical order with hot links to the episodes. 

It's easy and fun to find your new favorite songs! Just reading the song titles alone is a laugh and a half!

So enjoy and have a good laugh, and if you feel like writing, I'm at [email protected].

Until then, keep taking the pills and don't scratch. I'm getting the fuck outta here!

Thanks a pantload-

Red

  THE SONG SNATCH

COMPLETE LIST OF SONGS (so far)

(in alphabetical order)

A 

“A Blowjob Is Better Than No Job” by The Beaver Boys

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-77-a-blowjob-is-better-than-no-job-by-the-beaver-boys

“And I’m Thinking About You” by Jackie Martling

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-19-and-i-m-thinkin-about-you-by-jackie-martling

“A Place” by Dick Butt Kiss & The Tight Ends

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-32-a-place-by-dick-butt-kiss-the-tightends

“All I Did Was Just Fuck Her” by Larry Pierce

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-67-all-i-did-was-just-fuck-her-by-larry-pierce 

“Angry Anthem” by The Forces Of Evil

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-129-angry-anthem-by-forces-of-evil

“Assbasing Public Service Announcement” by Red Peters

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-182-assbasing-public-service-announcement-by-red-peters

“Aw Fuck You” by Mr. Dickie Weed

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/-aw-fuck-you-by-mr-dickie-weed

B

“Baby Got A Butt” by Mr. Dickie Weed

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-23-baby-got-butt-by-mr-dickie-weed

“The Ballad Of A Dog Named Stains” by Red Peters & Smelly Water

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-91-the-ballad-of-a-dog-named-stains-by-red-peters-and-smelly-water

“Bangin’ The Possessed” by King Con

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-35-bangin-the-possessed-by-king-con

“5 Big Boners Wiggling In Your Grandma’s Face” by Rappy McRapperson

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/-5-big-boners-wiggling-in-your-grandma-s-face-by-rappy-mc-rapperson

“$25 Blow Job” by Van Stone

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-16-25-blow-job-by-van-stone

“BJ To The DJ” by Folk Uke

http://songsnatch.com/song-snatch-221-bj-to-the-dj-by-folk-uke

“Blow Job” by Brat

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-110-blow-job-by-brat

“Blow Me (You Hardly Even Know Me)” by Red Peters & The Alan Pinchloaf Singers  

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-53-blow-me-you-hardy-even-know-me-by-red-peters-and-the-alan-pinchloaf-singers

“Blow Me (You Hardly Even Know Me)” a duet by Red Peters and Todd Rundgren  

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-115-blow-me-you-hardly-even-know-me-by-red-peters-todd-rundgren

“Bowling For Bitches” by Stefan Lage’

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-81-bowling-for-bitches-by-stefan-lage 

C

“The Christmas Gift (Just A Little Christmas Blowjob)” by Red Peters and Margaret Cho

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-46-the-christmas-gift-just-a-little-christmas-blowjob-by-red-peters-and-margaret-cho

“Christmas Waltz (Fuck That)” by Erin McKeown

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-154-christmas-waltz-fuck-that-by-erin-mckeown

“Chucky The Christmas Rat” by Q

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-149-chucky-the-christmas-rat-by-q

“The Closing Song (Get The Fuck Out!)” by Red Peters and Dumpster Punch

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-34-the-closing-song-by-red-peters

“Cock In The Pussy” by Cock Lorge

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-11-cock-in-the-pussy-by-cock-lorge

“Cold Blooded Christmas” by Jon Lajoie

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-148-cold-blooded-christmas-by-jon-lavoie

“Coulter’s Snatch” by Hamell On Trial

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-56-coulter-s-snatch-by-ed-hamell-hamell-on-trial

“Cunnilingus” by Dick Butt Kiss & The Tight Ends

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-17-cunnilingus-by-dick-butt-kiss-and-the-tightends

D

“Darktown After Dark” by Loose Shoes  

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-111-darktown-after-dark-by-loose-shoes

“Destination Dirtpipe” by William H Nutsack

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-184-destination-dirtpipe-by-william-h-nutsack

“Dick Nibbler’s All-Star Weenie Roast” by Lance Norris and Dog Track Gravy

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-73-dick-nibblers-all-star-weenie-roast-by-lance-norris-and-the-dog-track-gravy

“Did You Ever Wonder?” by Pig Vomit

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-92-did-you-ever-wonder-by-pig-vomit-now-the-vibratones

"Don't Fuck Around With Love" by The Blenders

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-188-dont-fuck-around-with-love-by-the-blenders

“Do You Take It In The Ass?” by The Wet Spots

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/-do-you-take-it-in-t-he-ass-by-the-wet-spots

“Dueling Assholes” by Unknown Artists

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-82-dueling-assholes-by-unknown-artists

E “Enema Countdown” by DaVinci’s Notebook 

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-100-enema-countdown-by-davincis-notebook 

“Enormous Penis” by DaVinci’s Notebook

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-29-enormous-penis-by-da-vinci-s-notebook

“Everybody’s Out To Fuck You” by The Beanweevils

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-26-everybody-s-out-to-fuck-you-by-the-beanweevils

“Everyday Normal Guy” by Jon Lajoie  http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-112-everyday-normal-guy-by-jon-lajoie

 F

 “Family Dog” by Eric Travis Wilson

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-94-family-dog-by-eric-travis-wilson

“Fat Pussy” by Stefan Lage’

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-102-fat-pussy-by-stefan-lage

“First” by Cock Lorge

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-50-first-by-cock-lorge

“Five Pounds” by Probing Digit

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-99-five-pounds-by-probing-digit

“Food And Pussy” by Dan Reeder

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-66-food-and-pussy-by-dan-reeder

“The Fox” by MacLean & MacLean  

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-114-the-fox-by-maclean-and-maclean

“Fuck Christmas” by Eric Idle

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-157-fuck-christmas-by-eric-idle

“Fuck Off” by The Dildos

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-164-fuck-off-by-the-dildos

“Fuck The Shit” by Sons Of Butcher

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-76-fuck-the-shit-by-sons-of-butcher

“Fuck Ya” by MacLean & MacLean

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-179-fuck-ya-by-maclean-maclean

"Fuck You" by Biker Joe Warren

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-38-fuck-you-by-biker-joe-warren

“Fuck You” by Cameron Bameron

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-88-fuck-you-by-cameron-bameron

“Fuck You” by Garfunkel & Oates

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-54-fuck-you-by-garfunkel-oates

“Fuck You If You Don’t Like Christmas” by Crudbump

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-145-fck-you-if-you-dont-like-christmas-by-crudbump

“Fucked Your Momma’s’s Face” by 4.5” Raw

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-103-fucked-your-mommas-face-by-45-raw

“Funky Butt Lovin’” by Dick Butt Kiss & The Tight Ends

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-105-funky-butt-lovin-by-dick-butt-kiss-and-the-tight-ends

G

“Gangsta Rap Christmas” by No Talent

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-212-gangsta-rap-christmas-by-no-talent

“Get Out Of The Left Lane You Stupid Sumbitch!” by Alabama Big Earl

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-108-get-out-of-the-left-lane-you-stupid-sumbitch-by-alabama-big-earl

“Gimme Stuff” by Rappy McRapperson

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-159-gimme-stuff-by-rappy-mcrapperson 

“Give The Jew Girl Toys” by Sarah Silverman

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-151-give-the-jew-girl-toys-by-sarah-silverman

“Go Fuck Yourself” by Crudbump

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-84-go-fuck-yourself-by-crudbump

“Good Hard Fuckin’” by Larry Pierce

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-12-good-hard-fuckin-by-larry-pierce

“Grab Your Ankles, I Love You” by Brian Weeks

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-30-grab-your-ankles-i-love-you-by-brian-weeks

H 

“Hampsters” by The Tiger Lilies

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-121-hampsters-by-the-tiger-lilies

“The Hand Of The Almighty” by John R. Butler

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-13-the-hand-of-the-almighty-by-john-r-butler

“Have Another Drink On Me” by Mr. Dickie Weed

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-49-have-another-drink-on-me-by-mr-dickie-weed

“Have A Wonderful Hawaiian Christmas” by Red Peters & The Delicious Dips

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-152-have-a-wonderful-hawaiian-christmas-by-red-peters-the-delicious-dips

“Here’s To Chicks That Fuck” by King Con

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-62-heres-to-chicks-that-fuck-by-king-con 

“Her Shit Don’t Stink” by Ken Turetzky

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-33-her-shit-don-t-stink-by-ken-turetzky

“He’s An Asshole” by Francine, The Queen Of Obscene

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/-he-s-an-asshole-by-francine-the-queen-of-obscene

“High As Fuck” by Jon Lajoie

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-167

“Holy Shit, I Gotta Pee” by Pig Vomit

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-123-holy-shit-i-gotta-pee-by-pig-vomit 

“Holy Shit, It’s Christmas!” by Red Peters and The New Christy Hamsters

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-42-holy-shit-it-s-christmas-by-red-peters-and-the-new-christy-hamsters 

"How's Your Whole... Family?" by The Garbonzos

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-190-hows-your-whole-family-by-the-garbanzos

“How’s Your Whole… Family?” by Red Peters and The Poisonaires

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-25-how-s-your-whole-family-by-red-peters-and-the-poisonaires

“Hot White Cum” by Liz Phair

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-165-hot-white-cum-by-liz-phair

I

“I-95 Asshole Song” by August Campbell & The Spur Of The Moment Band

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-109-i-95-asshole-song-by-august-campbell-the-spur-of-the-moment-band

“I Can’t Say These Things” by Red Peters

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-18-i-can-t-say-these-things-by-red-peters

“I Don’t Do Shit” by Crudbump

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-119-i-dont-do-shit-by-crudbump

“I’d Like To Fuck The Shit Outta You (Fuckin’ In The Butt)” by David Allan Coe

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-74-id-like-to-fuck-the-shit-outta-you-fuckin-in-the-butt-by-david-allan-coe

“If I Had The Copyright (On The Word Fuck)” by Carla Ulbrich

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-10-if-i-had-the-copyright-by-carla-ulbrich

“If It Doesn’t Snow This Christmas” by Joe Pesci as Vincent Laguardia Gambini

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-158-if-it-doesnt-snow-this-christmas-by-joe-pesci-as-vincent-laguardia-gambini

“If You Ain’t Country, You Ain’t Shit” by Mr. Dickie Weed

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-78-if-you-aint-country-you-aint-shit-by-mr-dickie-weed

“If You Don’t want To Get Pregnant (Suck A Dick)” by UTFO

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-169-if-you-dont-wanna-get-pregnant-by-utfo 

“I Gotta Take A Shit” by Roach

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-80-i-gotta-take-a-shit-by-roach

“I Hate People (Because They Really Suck)” by Gus & The Snowmen

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-170-i-hate-people-because-they-really-suck-by-gus-the-snowmen

“I’ve Got A Boner For Christmas” by Nerf Herder

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-155-ive-got-a-boner-for-christmas-by-nerf-herder

“I Jerk Off At Work” by William H Nutsack

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-37-i-jerk-off-at-work-by-william-h-nutsack

“I Love Your Tits” by The Fools

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-22-i-love-your-tits-by-the-fools

“I’m Too tired (To Masturbate)” by Uncle Carl

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/-i-m-too-tired-to-masturbate-by-uncle-carl

“Innocence Of Youth” by Kurt Johnson & The Real Happy Hour

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-24-innocence-of-youth-by-kurt-johnson-and-the-real-happy-hour

“I Ran Out Of Toilet Paper” by Terrible Tim

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-127-i-ran-out-of-toilet-paper-by-terrible-tim

“Is It In Yet?” by Pig Vomit

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-36-is-it-in-yet-by-pig-vomit

“It’s Christmas And You’re Sucking On My Balls” by The Beaver Boys

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-146-its-christmas-and-your-sucking-on-my-balls-by-the-beaver-boys

“It’s Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long” by The Notorious Cherry Bombs

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-180-its-hard-to-kiss-the-lips-at-night-that-chew-your-ass-out-all-day-long-by-the-notorious-cherry-bombs

“It’s So Hard To Say I Love You (When You’re Sitting On My Face) by Marty & The Mufftones

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-71-its-so-hard-to-say-i-love-you-when-youre-sitting-on-my-face-by-marty-the-mufftones

“I Wanna Polka Polka” by Red Peters and The Ivan Offlecockich Orchestra

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-130-i-wanna-polka-polka-by-red-peters-and-the-offlecockich-orchestra

“I Wanna Rock You Hard This Christmas” by The Dan Band

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-147-i-wanna-rock-u-hard-this-christmas-by-the-dan-band

“I Wanna Suck Your Pussy ‘Til Your Head Caves In” by Rich ‘n Famous

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-61-i-wanna-suck-your-pussy-till-your-head-caves-in-by-rich-n-famous

“I Want To Fuck You” by Wim De Bie

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-87-i-want-to-fuck-you-by-wim-de-bie 

“I Want You” by Cock Lorge

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-86-i-want-you-by-cock-lorge 

“I Want Your Pussy” by Stankyman

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-20-i-want-your-pussy-by-stankyman 

J

“Jalalalalabad” by Red Peters (special thanks to Bruce Arnold and Orpheus)

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-95-jalalalalalabad-by-red-peters

“Jerkin’” by Hamell On Trial

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-89-jerkin-by-hamell-on-trial

“Jerkin’ Off Tonight” by Little Mikey Roohan

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-63-jerkin-off-tonight-by-little-mikey-roohan

“Jerk-Wad Dip Shit” by The Frantics

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-124-jerk-wad-dip-shit-by-the-frantics

K

“Kiss My Ass” by Denis Leary & The Enablers

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-128-kiss-my-ass-by-denis-leary-the-enablers 

L

“The Laughing Dumbass” by Mr. Dickie Weed

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-90-the-laughing-dumbass-by-mr-dickie-weed 

“The Legend Of Sean O’Malley” by Dickie Weed

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-68-the-legend-of-sean-omalley-by-mr-dickie-weed

“Let’s All Tweet” by Red Peters 

http://songsnatch.com/song-snatch-222-lets-all-tweet-by-red-peters

“Let’s Do It Doggy Style (So We Can Both Watch TV)” by Red Peters and Meat Raffle

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-79-lets-do-it-doggy-style-so-we-can-both-watch-tv-by-red-peters-and-meat-raffle

“Let My Penis Grow” by Whitie McWhitevich

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-163-let-my-penis-grow-by-whitie-mcwhiteivich

“Little Peter” by Red Peters and The Dusty Underbed Orchestra

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-185-little-peter-by-red-peters-and-the-dusty-underbed-orchestra

“Living Next Door To Alice” by Smokie

http://songsnatch.com/song-snatch-223-living-next-door-to-alice-by-smokie

“Looking For Pussy” by Dr. Hook

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-122-looking-for-pussy-by-dr-hook

M

“Merry Fuckin’ Christmas” by Denis Leary

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-153-merry-fucking-christmas-by-denis-leary 

“Merry Fuckin’ Christmas” by Larry Pierce

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-44-merry-fuckin-christmas-by-larry-pierce

“Merry Fuckin’ Christmas” by Those Dreaded Gnats

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-47-merry-fuckin-christmas-by-those-dreaded-gnats

“Motherfucker Got Fucked Up” by Folk Uke 

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-182-motherfucker-got-fucked-up-by-folk-uke

“The Muff Hair Song” by The Clamsmen

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-83-the-muff-hair-song-by-the-clamsmen

“My Girl” by Cock Lorge

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-176-my-girl-by-cock-lorge

“My Goo Flew All Over You” by Rich ‘n Famous

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-168-my-goo-flew-all-over-you-by-rich-n-famous

“My Penis Is Too Large” by Terrible Tim

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-57-my-penis-is-to-large-by-terrible-ti

“My Shit’s Fucked Up” by Warren Zevon

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-134-my-shits-fucked-up-by-warren-zevon

N

“Naughty Or Nice” by Francine, The Queen Of Obscene

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-45-naughty-or-nice-by-francine-the-queen-of-obscene 

“New Cape Cod” by Red Peters & The Alan Pinchloaf Singers

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-97-new-cape-cod-by-red-peters-with-the-alan-pinchloaf-singers

“Nothing Like A Good Shit After Christmas Dinner” by Alabama Big Earl

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-160-nothing-like-a-good-shit-after-christmas-dinner-by-alabama-big-ear

O

“Oggie The Doggie Bag Slicer” by Red Peters

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-106-oggie-the-doggie-bag-slicer-by-red-peters

“One Of Them Guys” by Mr. Dickie Weed

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-40-one-of-them-guys-by-mr-dickie-weed

“Only A Stranger’s Cock” by Jessica Delfino

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-59

“Over And Over” by Probing Digit

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-177-over-and-over-by-probing-digit 

P

“Petey The Wonder Dog” by Mr. Dickie Weed

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-104-petey-the-wonder-dog-by-mr-dickie-weed

“Pizzaman” by Cisco Kid

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-70-pizzaman-by-cisco-kid 

R

“3rd Race At The Honeymoon Is Over Downs” by Nixon Abria

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-75-3rd-race-at-the-honeymoon-is-over-downs-by-nixon-abria

“The Recycler” by Probing Digit

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/the-new-song-snatch-28-t-he-recycler-by-probing-digit

“Road Rage” by Poop House Reilly

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-125-road-rage-by-poop-house-reilly

“Rocket In My Pants” by Red Peters and The Joy Kingoff Singers

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-60-rocket-in-my-pants-by-red-peters-and-the-joy-kingoff-singers

“Rock Out With Your Cock Out” by 4.5” Raw

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-64-rock-out-with-your-cock-out-by-45-raw

“The Rodeo Song” by Garry Lee and Showdown

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-120-the-rodeo-song-by-gary-lee-and-showdown 

S

"Save Me A Piece Of Nookie Pie This Thanksgiving" by Rich 'n Famous

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-39-save-me-a-piece-of-nookie-pie-this-thanksgiving-by-rich-n-famous

“The Sex Song” by Tastiskank

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-7-the-sex-song-by-tastiskank

“She Farts Whenever She Comes” by Bob Garrett’s Banned

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-14-she-farts-whenever-she-comes-by-bob-garrett-s-banned

“She Only Likes Girls” by Larry Pierce and –itis

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-58-she-only-likes-girls-by-larry-pierce-and-itis

“Shit Makes The Flowers Grow” by Folk Uke

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-72-shit-makes-the-flowers-grow-by-folk-uke

“Shit My Pants” by Kat McSnatch

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-71

“Short Dick Man” by 20 Fingers (featuring Gillette)

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-183-short-dick-man-by-20-fingers

"Silent Butt Deadly Night" by Jingle Smells

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-41-silent-butt-deadly-night-by-jingle-smells

“Smell Yo’ Dick” by Riskay, The Drama Queen

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-133-smell-yo-dick-by-risky

“Sno’ Balls” by Rudy Casoni

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-43-sno-balls-by-rudy-casoni 

“Sober Christmas” by Camp Friends

http://songsnatch.com/song-snatch-224-sober-christmas-by-camp-friends

T

“Tap’n That Ass” by Stefan Lage’

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-51-tap-n-that-ass-by-stefan-lage

“The Ten Second National Anthem” by Red Peters

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-96-the-ten-second-national-anthem-by-red-peters

"There's A Critter Up My Shitter" by Alabama Big Earl

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-9-there-s-a-critter-up-my-shitter-by-alabama-big-earl

“There’s A Picture…” by Eric Schwartz

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-98-theres-a-picture-by-eric-schwartz

“This Bitch Is Alright” by Marc from sick animation

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-65-this-bitch-is-alright-by-marc-from-sick-animation

“Tits And Whiskey” by Mary Prankster

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-126-tits-and-whiskey-by-mary-prankster

“The Two Gay Irishmen” by Red Peters

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-69-the-two-gay-irishmen-by-red-peters-and-the-smokin-cockneys

“Two In The Pink” by The Dirty Dogz

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-21-two-in-the-pink-by-the-dirty-dogz 

V

“Vagina” by Pig Vomit

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-5-vagina-by-pig-vomit-now-the-vibratones

“Vagina Bound” by The Frantics

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-166-vagina-bound-by-the-frantics

W

“We Can Fuck” by The Preoccupied Pipers

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-31-we-can-fuck-by-the-preoccupied-pipers

“We Fucked In The Rain” by Larry Pierce

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-85-we-fucked-in-the-rain-by-larry-pierce

“What About Blowjobs?” by Reggie Watts

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-101-what-about-blowjobs-by-reggie-watts

“What Do I Gotta Do To Get Some Head?” by Nixon Abria

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-55-what-do-i-gotta-do-to-get-some-head-by-nixon-abria

“What’s It Gonna Be?” by Mike O’Connell

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-93-whats-it-gonna-be-by-mike-oconnell

"(WWJE) What Would Jesus Eat?" by Charlie Cockpit

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/the-song-snatch-191-wwje-what-would-jesus-eat-by-charlie-cockpit

“When I Jerk Off, I Think Of You” by Red Peters

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-6-when-i-jerk-off-i-think-of-you-by-red-peters

“When You’re Screwin’ Other Women (Think Of Me)” by Doyle & Debbie

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-107-when-youre-screwin-other-women-think-of-me-by-doyle-debbie

“Why Me God? (Everybody’s Fucking But Me)” by Durwood Douche’

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-15-why-me-god-everyone-s-fucking-but-me-by-durwood-douche

“Will You Swallow My Come?” by Larry Pierce

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-27-will-you-swallow-my-come-by-larry-pierce-and-itis

“Who Ya Fuckin’?” by The Wild Billz

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-52-who-ya-fuckin-by-the-wild-billz

“The Work Song” by Dan Reeder

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-132-work-song-by-dan-reeder 

“Why Don’t You Go Fuck Yourself (This Christmas)” by Niki Luparelli

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-150-why-dont-you-go-fuck-yourself-this-christmas-by-niki-luperelli

Y

“You Ain’t Gettin’ Shit For Christmas!” by Red Peters

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-48-you-ain-t-gettin-shit-for-christmas-by-red-peters

“You Promised The Moon (But I Preferred Uranus)” by Red Peters

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-172-you-promised-the-moon-but-i-preferred-uranus-by-red-peters

“You Suck” by Consolidated and The Yeastie Girlz  http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-116-you-suck-by-consolidated-the-yeastie-girlz

“Your Sister” by TQ and Too $hort

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-117-your-sister-by-tq-and-too-hort

ARTIST SPOTLIGHTS

Artist Spotlight #1- Ed Hamell, Hamell On Trial ("Coulter's Snatch")

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/artist-spotlight-1-ed-hamell-hamell-on-trial

Artist Spotlight #2- Cathy Guthrie & Amy Nelson FOLK UKE

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/artist-spotlight-2-folk-uke

Artist Spotlight #3- Soda Pop, The Trailer Park Gangsta ("Trailer Park Gangsta")

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/artist-spotlight-3-soda-pop-the-trailer-park-gangsta 

Artist Spotlight #4- Mr. Dickie Weed ("Aw Fuck You!")

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/artist-spotlight-4-mr-dickie-weed

Artist Spotlight #5- Melissa Mohr (author of "Holy Shit! A Brief History Of Swearing")

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/artist-spotlight-5-melissa-mohr

Artist Spotlight #6- Mike O’Connell ("What's It Gonna Be?")

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/artist-spotlight-6-mike-o-connell

Artist Spotlight #7- Carla Ulbrich ["If I Had The Copyright (To The Word Fuck")]

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/artist-spotlight-7-carla-ulbrich

SONG SNATCH Artist Spotlight #8- Titler ("You Liver Lipped Son Of A Bitch")

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-artist-spotlight-8-titler

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THE SONG SNATCH #220- REPLAY “The Closing Song (Get The Fuck Out)” by Red Peters and Dumpster Punch

Hello Music Lovers-

It’s a new year and a time to reflect as we say good-bye and good riddance to the old and usher in the new.

And sometimes at the end of the night (or year), whether it’s at the bar or club or even at a party at your house, no matter how many hints you drop or how nicely you ask, some people just won’t leave.

So what do you do?

How about telling them to get the fuck out!

That’s what I do in Song Snatch #220, in a a song that I, Red Peters recorded with Dumpster Punch that does the trick here and in thousands of bars and clubs across America every night, called “The Closing Song (Get The Fuck Out)”.

(running time- 4 minutes and 41 seconds) 

(You can hear more of my songs at www.redpeters.com and even sing-along to a karaoke version at www.redpeterskaraoke.com.)

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

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THE SONG SNATCH #219- REPLAY “Have Another Drink On Me” by Mr. Dickie Weed

Hello Music Lovers-

As we look around it’s easy to see the world’s a friggin’ mess.

Faltering economies, social unrest, bipartisan bickering, gridlock, extreme weather, middle east tensions- so much hate and anger.

But you know something?

There’s not a heck of a lot you and I can do about it, except be kind to our neighbor and hope for the best in 2016.

So as you ponder the New Year, join my friend Mr. Dickie Weed, the great songwriter from Nashville Tennessee, and celebrate by singing along in Song Snatch #219, as he sings, “Have Another Drink On Me”! 

(episode running time- 5 minutes and 4 seconds)

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

(You can hear more of Dickie’s songs on itunes and at myspace.com/dickieweed and download them at itunes and cdbaby.com)

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THE SONG SNATCH #218- REPLAY “There’s Nothing Like A Good Shit After Christmas Dinner”

Hello Music Lovers-

When the whole family gets together for the holidays there’s one thing that’s for certain.

There’s plenty of food and we eat and eat.

Snacks, appetizers, the main course with all the fixins and all kinds of desserts- pie, cake, pudding, ice cream, cookies…

And then after that?

There’s one other thing for certain too.

Take in a holiday favorite from Alabama Big Earl in Song Snatch #218, and hear him sing, “There’s Nothing Like A Good Shit After Christmas Dinner!

(episode running time- 3 minutes and 51 seconds)

(You can hear more Alabama Big Earl songs at www.alabamabigearl.com, and download them wherever fine music is sold.)

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THE SONG SNATCH #217- REPLAY “Gimme Stuff” by Rappy McRapperson

Hello Music Lovers-

We all know Christmas is the birthday of Jesus and the generous spirit is everywhere.

And with this celebration we insist on buying each other a lotta stuff, but hey it makes us all feel real good, right?

Feel the holiday spirit in Song Snatch #217, and sing-along with Lake Hills, Washington rapper, Rappy McRapperson, on his song, “Gimme Stuff”!

(episode running time- 3 minutes and 49 seconds)

(You can hear more Rappy Mcrapperson songs and watch his videos at www.youtube.com/rappymcrapperson, and download his songs everywhere fine music is sold.)

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THE SONG SNATCH #216- REPLAY “If It Doesn’t Snow This Christmas” by Joe Pesci

Hello Music Lovers-

When I was a kid, I was always suspicious of Santa Claus and often wondered, “… if there’s no snow, how and why does he use a sleigh?”

Well it turns out I wasn’t alone.

There was a wiseass kid from New Jersey thinking the same thing!

Sit back and enjoy Song Snatch #216, when Joe Pesci as Vincent LaGuardia Gambini performs his festive song, “If It Doesn’t Snow This Christmas”!

(episode running time- 4 minutes and 16 seconds)

(You can hear more Vincent LaGuardia Gambini songs at https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/vincent-laguardia-gambini/id192950287, and at http://www.amazon.com/Vincent-LaGuardia-Gambini-Sings-Just/dp/B00000DCHN)

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THE SONG SNATCH #215- REPLAY “I’ve Got A Boner For Christmas” by Nerf Herder

Hello Music Lovers-

No matter what the season, or how hard you try, or how many distractions there are around this time of the year, some people just can’t stop thinking about turning every holiday image into their own sick thoughts about having sex!

Just look to Santa Barbara, CA pop punkers, Nerf Herder in Song Snatch #215, and they’ll demonstrate this entertaining trait in their song, “I’ve Got A Boner For Christmas”!

(episode running time- 3 minutes and 4 seconds)

(You can hear more Nerf Herder songs at www.nerfherder.com, and download them wherever fine music is sold.)

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THE SONG SNATCH # 214- REPLAY “Fuck Christmas” by Eric Idle

Hello Music Lovers- 

There’s no escape.

It’s Christmas.

You either love it or hate it. 

Check out English comedian, actor, and comedic composer, Eric Idle, in Song Snatch #214 and you’ll hear a rousing, live recording of him telling you exactly how he thinks and feels about the holiday with his song, “Fuck Christmas”! 

(episode running time- 3 minutes and 4 seconds) 

(You can hear more Eric Idle songs and check out his blog at www.ericidle.com, and download his music wherever fine music is sold.)

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THE SONG SNATCH #213- REPLAY “Merry Christmas Handjob” by Maclean & Maclean

Hello Music Lovers-

Christmas is a time for gift giving.

And it’s such a blast trying to figure out the perfect present for someone you love and seeing the satisfied look on their face.

I don’t know about you, but I also enjoy getting a little something for myself too.

And this year I’m taking a cue from the Canadian comedy music duo, MacLean and MacLean as told in Song Snatch #213 in their holiday ditty, “Merry Christmas Handjob”!

(episode running time- 2 minutes and 21 seconds)

(You can hear more MacLean and MacLean songs at www.macleanandmaclean.com, and download them everywhere fine music is sold.)

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THE SONG SNATCH #212- “Gangsta Rap Christmas” by No Talent

Hello Music Lovers-

There are three kinds of people at Christmas.

Those who understand the true meaning of Christmas.

Those who have no idea of the true meaning of Christmas.

And those who are very confused about the true meaning of Christmas.

I’d put Marblehead, MA rapper, No Talent in the confused category which is clearly evident in Song Snatch #154 and his song, “Gangsta Rap Christmas” 

(episode running time- 3 minutes and 38 seconds)

(You can hear more of Mike’s songs at https://www.facebook.com/michael.mcmahon.7169?fref=ts, and download his Christmas tune at http://store.oglio.com/products-page/comedy/red-peters-its-a-red-peters-christmas/)

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THE SONG SNATCH #211- REPLAY “The Christmas Waltz (Fuck That)” by Erin McKeown

Hello Music Lovers-

Everyone has opinions and feelings about Christmas, right?

Some of us have warm thoughts and find comfort and joy and cherish all the holiday traditions.

While others want no part of the season and head for the hills each year to escape it’s madness.

Hear a little of both when New England singer/songwriter, Erin McKeown blends the sweet and the dark in Song Snatch #211 when she sings, “Christmas Waltz (Fuck That!)”!

(episode running time- 4 minutes and 2 seconds)

(You can hear more Erin McKeown songs at www.erinmckeown.com, and download them everywhere fine music is sold.)

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THE SONG SNATCH #210- REPLAY “Merry Fucking Christmas” by Denis Leary

Hello Music Lovers-

We all have our interpretations of how we describe and celebrate Christmas and it’s easy to adopt a cynical attitude when there are so many stories of dysfunctional families, religious squabbles, and other contradictory messages in the media to lash out at.

Especially if you’re Denis Leary in Song Snatch #210 when he sings, “Merry Fucking Christmas”!

(episode running time- 2 minutes and 54 second)

(You can hear more Denis Leary songs and bits at www.denisleary.com, and download them everywhere fine music is sold.)

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THE SONG SNATCH #209- REPLAY “Have A Wonderful Hawaiian Christmas” by Red Peters and The Delicious Dips

Hello Music Lovers-

Usually when we think of Christmas, we picture Santa and his sleigh in the snow with his reindeer and crackling fireplaces and people singing carols all dolled up in their winter coats, gloves and mittens and woolen caps. 

But what about folks in the tropical islands of Hawaii?

They celebrate Christmas too.

That’s why when my producer originally wrote and sang this song to me one day a couple years back, I had to record it.

Sing-along with me (Red Peters) in Song Snatch #209 along with The Delicious Dips to, “Have A Wonderful Hawaiian Christmas”!

(episode running time- 3 minutes and 28 seconds)

(You can hear more Red Peters songs at www.redpeters.com, watch the video to this song at http://youtu.be/kZucSHy3fbg, and download them everywhere fine music is sold.) produced by Ed Grenga

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THE SONG SNATCH #208- REPLAY “Give The Jew Girl Toys” by Sarah Silverman

Hello Music Lovers-

 Christmastime is the season for all the children to dream about sugar plums, and reindeer, and anticipating the arrival of Santa to bring them presents.

But not all children.

What about all the Jewish kids?

Can’t Santa make an exception?

Tune into Song Snatch #208 and hear comic, Sarah Silverman and her musical plea to Santa, “Bring The Jew Girl Toys”!

(episode running time- 3 minutes and 33 seconds)

(You can hear more Sarah Silverman songs and bits at www.sarahsilvermanonline.com, and download them everywhere fine music is sold.)

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THE SONG SNATCH #207- REPLAY “Why Don’t You Go Fuck Yourself This Christmas” by Niki Luparelli

Hello Music Lovers-

Sometimes you just can’t get beyond the pent up feelings of anger and disappointment with someone, even at Christmas.

And instead of showering them with gifts, you tell them exactly how you feel.

That’s what Worcester, MA chanteuse, Niki Luperelli does in Song Snatch #207 when she gets it all off her buxom chest in her song, “Why Don’t You Go Fuck Yourself (This Christmas)”!

(episode running time- 3 minutes and 3 seconds)

(You can hear more Niki Luperelli songs at www.nikiluperelli.com, and download her songs everywhere fine music is sold.)

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THE SONG SNATCH #206- REPLAY “Chucky The Christmas Rat” by Q

Hello Music Lovers-

We all know the story and song of Rudolph the red nosed reindeer and all the other reindeer, but how many know the Christmas story of a little rodent named Chucky?

Tune into Song Snatch #206 to hear NYC mystery man, Q sing a song that’s destined to become another classic holiday favorite, “Chucky The Christmas Rat”!

(episode running time- 2 minutes and 58 second)

(You can hear more Q songs at http://store.oglio.com/products-page/comedy/red-peters-its-a-red-peters-christmas/, and download them there and at itunes and amazon.)