eurymachus

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[sonofpolybus]

“Let’s have Open Arms instead!”

“No.”

Eurymachus, son of Polybus and… I’m not sure. (PERSEPHONE.) I’m pansexual and stuffs, I think that’s the thing.

I do not have a sister.. what are you talking about? (@eurydiceofsparta is clutching her head rn)

I’m a suitor of Queen Penelope, and I’m very confident I will get the crown.

Age: 22 (he’s five seconds older than his sister lmfao)

Weapon: Spear (“Gifted by father!”)

Gender: Male. He/Him (Actually He/She)

Personality: Very smug and confident, he’s in between rude and nice with people he’s close to. Extremely arrogant and will pick a fight. He loves wine. Charismatic and persuasive.

Intersex (male body parts top. female body parts bottom.)

Appearance/PFP under cut!

[sonofpolybus]

Heya.... havent seen you in a while man... *Amphinomus looks nervous as fuck*

~ @the-epic-amphinomus

“..Hey dude, what’s up?.”

[sonofpolybus]

you should go check on your wife. Shes going after Amphinomus now

”…We were married??”

SOB

[sonofpolybus]

go out there. Eurymachus.

“.. okay.”

Eurymachus is open for asks!! Will answer tomorrow cuz. I’m going to sleep

[sonofpolybus]

μπαμπάς! Great news! I got a son now so like- I’m a big kid now. And stuff

-🥀 ( @mini-assassin-osiris )

“Huh.. uh.. good for you but where’d you get a son?”

[sonofpolybus]

If the future your son is also a gayass :D

“Am I surprised? No.”

[sonofpolybus]

”Finally these bandages are off-“

[the-epic-amphinomus]

What bandages?

[sonofpolybus]

He takes a deep breath and slow turns to Amphinomus, “Chest.”

[sonofpolybus]

”Finally these bandages are off-“

[mini-assassin-osiris]

“Ow-“

Eurymachus stood, he was finally back. Covered in blood and stained ichor on his clothes. He peeked from a wall. And immediately blinked.

Quietly, he spoke. “Son?”

@sonofpolybus

*Osiris is planning something with a red marker*

Then I’ll fockin’ invade Amphinomus’s kingdom and have Gecko eat him from da inside ou-

*he looks over to him*

…

*Osiris runs up and hugs him. Slightly sniffling. Still not used to being called ‘son’*

[sonofpolybus]

”I’m finally home.”

He whispered again, the sentence felt unreal but he just hugged him back tightly.

[mini-assassin-osiris]

Yew fockin’ dumbass… I almost died! Twice! Also got kidnapped.

*He hugs onto him tighter*

I missed yew μπαμπάς..

[sonofpolybus]

”.. I’m gonna need a long filler, won’t I?”

He sighed.

“How’re your friends?”

[mini-assassin-osiris]

*He’s ugly sobbing but trying to hide it*

Oughh… um- *SNIFFLES* M-my majesty is gonna be a tyrant.. I haven’t seen Rosloo in a bit.. Commodus tried to kill me then got me a glock.. Polyphemus is gonna help me f-fockin’ traumatize Amphinomus… I learn h-how to spell a bit. Taught Anastasia her first word… Xanthi is a bitch.. a-and my majesty also has a wife now.

[sonofpolybus]

He nods, even though he has no idea who half those people are. Honestly he didn’t give a shit about Amphinomus. Until he froze at the Anastasia part-

“She did?”

He blinked.

“Wait—how old is your ‘majesty’?”

[mini-assassin-osiris]

“Ow-“

Eurymachus stood, he was finally back. Covered in blood and stained ichor on his clothes. He peeked from a wall. And immediately blinked.

Quietly, he spoke. “Son?”

@sonofpolybus

*Osiris is planning something with a red marker*

Then I’ll fockin’ invade Amphinomus’s kingdom and have Gecko eat him from da inside ou-

*he looks over to him*

…

*Osiris runs up and hugs him. Slightly sniffling. Still not used to being called ‘son’*

[sonofpolybus]

”I’m finally home.”

He whispered again, the sentence felt unreal but he just hugged him back tightly.

[mini-assassin-osiris]

Yew fockin’ dumbass… I almost died! Twice! Also got kidnapped.

*He hugs onto him tighter*

I missed yew μπαμπάς..

[sonofpolybus]

”.. I’m gonna need a long filler, won’t I?”

He sighed.

“How’re your friends?”

[mini-assassin-osiris]

“Ow-“

Eurymachus stood, he was finally back. Covered in blood and stained ichor on his clothes. He peeked from a wall. And immediately blinked.

Quietly, he spoke. “Son?”

@sonofpolybus

*Osiris is planning something with a red marker*

Then I’ll fockin’ invade Amphinomus’s kingdom and have Gecko eat him from da inside ou-

*he looks over to him*

…

*Osiris runs up and hugs him. Slightly sniffling. Still not used to being called ‘son’*

[sonofpolybus]

”I’m finally home.”

He whispered again, the sentence felt unreal but he just hugged him back tightly.

[wielderofarrows-deactivated2026]

I DID NOTHING I SWEAR

@sonofpolybus

[sonofpolybus]

OMG.. MY SHAYLA..

[sonofpolybus]

”Damn I didn’t know I was made of pure ichor”

“YOU ARE SURPRISINGLY CALM ABOUT THIS”

“I know Mel.”

[sonofpolybus]

”Ichor..”

Eurymachus stared at his brother—Zagreus, he just had smiled. The god looked.. angry. Almost.

“…Brother.”

[sonofpolybus]

”I need to stab someone..”

[the-epic-amphinomus]

Not me again! Don't you dare!

[sonofpolybus]

”Not you. A god. I need to feel ichor and I need to get home.”

[the-epic-amphinomus]

... you concern me...

[sonofpolybus]

”You should be concerned.” He then cracks a smile. A calm one.

[sonofpolybus]

”I need to stab someone..”

[the-epic-amphinomus]

Not me again! Don't you dare!

[sonofpolybus]

”Not you. A god. I need to feel ichor and I need to get home.”

[sonofpolybus]

”I need to stab someone..”