🦇Halloween Dialogue Prompts🎃
“Is that...written in blood?”
“Just shut up and hand out candy.”
“The power just went out, and it's a full moon outside.”
“Stop messing with the lights, it's not funny.”
“I'm never going to a haunted house with you again."
“Tell me your scariest ghost story. I don’t want to sleep tonight.”
“Why does every costume have to be sexy? I don’t want to be sexy, I want to be the reason why the night is feared, muhahahahaha!”
“Can too much candy corn actually rot your teeth or was my dentist just trying to drum up October business?”
“Theoretically, do you think brewing up a pot of special edition neon-green slime is honouring the season adequately, or would that breach workplace regulations if I tipped it over the boss?”
“Are you crazy?! I am not answering that door! That is exactly what happens at the start of all of those movies, right before the killer gets in and—”
“It’s fine, it’s just a spooky clock chiming at the incorrect time while all of the lights are off and there’s strange footsteps creeping up the stairs.”
“I can’t come in to work today. I’m a certified emergency ghost buster.” / “Well, I also can’t come in to work today. I’ve been bitten by a vampire.”
“It’s ALIVE! ...I mean, good morning, dear. Did you sleep well?”
“It’s a love potion! What could possibly go wrong?”
“The only family I would marry into is the Addams family.”
“The perfect day: pumpkin spice, pumpkin candles, pumpkin carving, and you.”
“I’d let you haunt me all night long.”
“Holy shit, why is there no reflection?”
“Can you wear that mask later? …Only the mask?”
“Halloween is my aesthetic.”
“I told you not to summon demons in the house!”
“Why do you have so many eggs and toilet paper—you know what? I don't want to know.”
“I’m not the only one with blood on my hands.” / “But you’re the only one with actual blood on their hands.”
“That costume looks great on you.” / “That’s nothing, you should see me without it.”
“If I die because of your dumb idea, I will haunt you so hard!”
“YODO?” / “YODO: You Only Die Once.” / “…Please stop saying that.”
“You promised you’d go trick or treating with me.”
“Wow, nice costume! The blood looks really realistic.”
“Trick” *cocks gun and aims* “or treat.”
“What part of Do Not Resurrect The Dead do you not understand?!”
“You’re the kind of person who gives out carrots, aren’t you?”
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“We’re all out of candy.” / “What do you mean we’re all out of candy?!” - Trick or No Treat
“The Ouija board says you’re a little shit.” / “Oh, my gods, I think the crystal ball is working. The spirits are telling me you’re a dumbass.” - Divine Intervention
“You can’t withhold candy from the little kids just because you think their costume is ugly.” - Costume Count
“I may or may not have stayed up to watch a horror movie and now I can’t sleep - don’t laugh at me! - can you please come over?” - Scared, Sweetheart?
“The legend said it only goes after virgins…so sucks for you I guess.” - Tell Me S’more
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