saturdays🎧

an observer, a listener, a dreamer. 1d, dnp, tøp, 5sos, stranger things, ect. obsessing over queer ships is my life

[insomniac-ink]

First pride with Phan being real btw

[pseudophan]

reading through the very first comments on phil is not on fire because i'm bored and i actually don't think anyone has ever gotten clocked this fast in all of human history

^ this one was posted exactly 4 minutes and 51 seconds after the upload and is the 11th comment overall on the video. phistory

this is a hate comment but he has a point:

and this one is entirely unrelated i just thought it was funny:

[ghoulish-art-tendencies]

this came to me in a vision (Pinterest board)

[pseudophan]

i mean. yeah i guess.

[phillietemple]

anyone else feel like they've also had 9 cocktails

[sonyasaturdays]

for sure, yes

[pseudophan]

oh i'm sure

[mythicstargirl]

CONAN ASBSJKDJFKSK

[eliweliboots]

CONANNNNNN OMG???

[100-121-107-101-deactivated2019]

me as a 12 year old: yeah, women are just objectively more beautiful. like its just true. women are always more attractive than men, thems the facs. it is nature, god’s will, if you may. i am heterosexual.

[amazingamyisonfire]

Now they know what we felt like after the hard launch

[bee-a-goldfish]

AND ANOTHER THING... "Can't two men be friends" "why can't 2 men be friends" "they're just an example of close male friendship" BITCH! THEY ARE ALWAYS FRIENDS, 2 MEN ARE ALWAYS FRIENDS! FOR ONCE IN THE GODDAMN TIMELINE LET US HAVE A CANON GAY SLOWBURN FRIENDS TO LOVERS ROMANCE. merthur, johnlock, jayvik, hannigram, thiam, destiel... i could go on. They are always goddamn friends, for once i want 2 men to realize/develop feelings for each other without having to be explicitly stated gay from the jump. Straight people get friends to lovers all the goddamn time but when we want it suddenly it's inconceivable. I just want the cute childhood friends to lovers trope boy next door that has been done with straight relationships ten billion times.