free bird.

seventeen. junior. raven. drifter.

[maya-anne-hallx-deactivated2015]

Breakfast foods are the only foods I really eat…

[sophie-ethelwise]

I don't eat anything other than breakfast foods, really, either. Eggs and bacon for dinner are my absolute favorite. 

[jonahlux2]

I don’t think you can be fulfilled with love killed young. But at least you can have more bagels, darling.

[sophie-ethelwise]

I just don't know if I can love another bagel the same way as I loved that one.

[isaiahtylers-blog]

I-I’m not b-bothering you?

[sophie-ethelwise]

You're not bothering me one bit! I promise.

[elijah--morris]

A relief for you is a headache for me, but yes.

[sophie-ethelwise]

Hey, man. You agreed to this. Just keep it between us and then neither of us will have problems. 

[isaiahtylers-blog]

I c-can go. S-sorry.

[sophie-ethelwise]

No, you're fine. Don't be sorry!

[jonahlux2]

That’s a beautiful love story, darling.

I’m sure your love will be eternal. Or at least last five minutes.

[sophie-ethelwise]

It was like the Romeo and Juliet love story. Short but fulfilled. 

[elijah--morris]

No trust me that won’t happen cause none of them are friends with each other.

[sophie-ethelwise]

Well, what a relief.

[elijah--morris]

Hopefully you won’t have to.

[sophie-ethelwise]

With my luck, they'll probably all come at once bombarding me with questions. 

[elijah--morris]

Only one of them is a rational thinker so probably.

[sophie-ethelwise]

Lovely. I'm hoping I don't have to deal with any of them questioning me.

[elijah--morris]

Try telling them that.

[sophie-ethelwise]

I'd rather not. They probably wouldn't listen anyways.

[elijah--morris]

I have no idea I just know my female friends get protective and concerned.

[sophie-ethelwise]

They've got nothing to worry about. I'm not going to hurt you. Shit, I don't even know how I could with this sort of thing we're doing.

[elijah--morris]

I wouldn’t recommend that.

[sophie-ethelwise]

Why's that? Are girls going to be angry if we're friends with benefits?

[elijah--morris]

Okay cool. If girls randomly interrogate or attack you I pre-apologize.

[sophie-ethelwise]

If girls randomly interrogate or attack me, I'll tell them to fuck off. 

[elijah--morris]

Friends with benefits it is.

[sophie-ethelwise]

Sounds great to me.

[elijah--morris]

I’m not trying to be romantic or sappy, I’m genuinely this awkward in life with females. I don’t want to just hook up with you, I mean I don’t want a relationship with you cause reasons that have nothing to do with you I’m sure you’d make some dude an awesome girlfriend, but that dude ain’t gonna be me. I really definitely don’t just want to hook up with you though. I want to be friends with you… as well as hook up with you.

[sophie-ethelwise]

You don't seem like an awkward type but I'll take your word. No worries, relationships are definitely not my thing. I'm perfectly fine with being friends with benefits. 

[elijah--morris]

Well thank you, but I’m just treating you the way you and any other women deserve to be treated.

[sophie-ethelwise]

Alright, I'm all for girls being treated right but let's get real. Hooking up is really all you want to do, I'm guessing. That's fine, because it's the same for me. You don't have to add in all the romantic, sappy stuff.

[elijah--morris]

I’m aware, but I’m trying to be respectful. 

[sophie-ethelwise]

Well, you're succeeding. It's very charming.