bad enough for you

hey i'm elijah morris, you can call me eli. i'm eighteen and clearly awesome lion royalty, lets be real i am the king of the lions. now you don't have to like me you just have to obey me.

[kyliedavisxo]

Never mind. So mini golfing…

[elijah--morris]

Mini golf it is.

[kyliedavisxo]

I never said there was anything wrong with it. And I also never actually admitted that I find you attractive. I personally think would be weird.

[elijah--morris]

Why would it be weird?

[kyliedavisxo]

I’ll plead the fifth.

[elijah--morris]

It's okay if you find me attractive most people do.

[kyliedavisxo]

Debatable.

[elijah--morris]

So rude.

[kyliedavisxo]

So true. Ugh, I don’t even want to think about it.

[elijah--morris]

Hey don't say it like it's the most horible thing in the world at least I'm not ugly.

[kyliedavisxo]

Just making sure. That would just be weird.

[elijah--morris]

For so many reasons.

[kyliedavisxo]

I guess that might be a little true. But that definitely wasn’t my intent. That thought didn’t even cross my mind.

[elijah--morris]

Did not think it would have.

[kyliedavisxo]

You didn’t answer my question.

[elijah--morris]

Cause whenever a girl says "as log as your girlfriend isn't there" it's weird.

[kyliedavisxo]

How? I don’t see it. But no, never. I just can’t stand her.

[elijah--morris]

I am very aware yes.

[kyliedavisxo]

You’re right, it is. So sure, mini golf sound perfect. As long as your girlfriend isn’t there.

[elijah--morris]

If I didn't know you that would sound like you were hitting on me.

[kyliedavisxo]

I haven’t played mini golf in forever.

[elijah--morris]

Which is why it's the perfect thing to do.

[kyliedavisxo]

Oh, I see how it is. [laughs] But, hey, if it gets me out of filling out more of these stupid forms, sure. What were you thinking of doing?

[elijah--morris]

Mini golf.

[kyliedavisxo]

I thought so. So, back to the real reason you’re here…

[elijah--morris]

I got bored. Wanna hangout?

[kyliedavisxo]

Trust might be a strong word to use. But I’ll try.

[elijah--morris]

Trying is a good place to start.

[kyliedavisxo]

It better be.

[elijah--morris]

Trust me it is.

[kyliedavisxo]

I think sometimes it’s just to make fun of me.

[elijah--morris]

Most of the time it's to make fun of you, but I do it affectionately.

[kyliedavisxo]

But, Umm, did you want something or were you just here to make fun of me?

[elijah--morris]

Both. It's always both.