meme trash (◕▽◕✿)

[notjudie]

[sabertoothwalrus]

the funniest thing about AA4 taking place during 2026 is that they had tried to design Phoenix looking like a sleazy bum with a drinking problem, and by absolute sheer coincidence, the beanie + hoodie + baggy sweats look is INCREDIBLY TRENDY this year. Every other man at my uni has been dressed like this lately. Phoenix is not dressed like he's at rock bottom, he's dressed fashionably. he's TRENDY. for all we know he could be wearing entirely designer

[memebots-holehell]

man knew Exactly what time he was going to be in

[mothmansboywife]

The only adhd tips that work:

1. Never tell anyone what you're planning to do until you do it (you will get a premature dopamine hit and sense of accomplishment from telling them and lose motivation to actually do it)

2. Never sit down (never sit down)

[restingbuchface]

[beaft]

rabbits are like if god invented the most huggable animal on earth and then gave it 600 anxiety disorders

[polishwave]

Kto ma wiedzieć, ten wie.

[capacity2]

I literally hate every job in the world. I don’t want them. I don’t want ANY of them!

[lefoo]

[allthingsunh0ly]

hate when you mishear a lyric and look it up and yours is better

[cannibalchicken]

[klapollys]

do you know what time it is

[trans-reznor]

I am aware of the popularity and cultural impact of Dragon Ball but also I never watched it and I grew up in eastern europe so anytime someone mentions Vegeta my first thought is

[existennialmemes]

I am no longer explaining my chronic illnesses. I'm only ominously referencing them like I'm a fantasy realm NPC dropping plot hooks:

I am besieged by the affliction

The ritual was successful, but it has drained me. I need time to recuperate.

I can't do that, because of The Curse

Dark forces are conspiring within me. I must conserve my strength to battle them.

Unseen foes assault me. I cannot strike back with blows, but I can lessen their influence by consuming certain alchemical rites.

[bathroomcube]

how your 20s feel when you dont know what ur doing

[psalidodont]

[televisionenjoyer]

My problem is that I have betrayed everything that I am for phone in bed

[wuntrum]

"do it scared" is valuable advice but it'd also be SIIIICK and AWESOME if it stopped being scary at some point. any point

[peach-pot]

Your 2025 Wrapped!

You spent 25,711 minutes approaching total despair

The ever-present ache grew 43%

Your top moods were “melancholy” and “unease”

You are less savable than 96% of users