An anthology of moments

39. Melbourne, Australia. In the words of someone else, "a warm, wise and wry lady who knows very well the fortunes of life." If I didn't like that description I wouldn't be putting it in my bio ;) (c) An anthology of moments.

[esunamorreal]

This is why I love cats.

[wilwheaton]

Every single one of these cats is plotting to murder someone.

[alianovnataliasoldblog-deactiva]

[froankie-deactivated20130715]

#SHE IS NOT EVEN ANYWHERE NEAR THE GENERAL AREA OF FUCKING AROUND GODDAMN

[all-fades-away]

Hello Queen of Genovia

[theroguefeminist]

i read an article once that tried to “analyze” why so many people hate anne hathaway. i think the reason is because she’s a woman who sticks up for herself and stands up against sexism

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[thighetician]

The second girl at least read the book to confirm that it was shit, she even had Capote on deck as backup. Chick 1 is just lazy

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

Nope. Girl 2 saw that Girl 1′s absolutely accurate analysis was being shut down just because it wasn’t stated in an intellectual way (in spite of its validity). So Girl 2 reinforced Girl 1′s opinions in solidarity and made sure that it was absolutely clear that Girl 1 was factually correct. WITHOUT taking credit for her observations (”kim is right” instead of “Actually, kim”)  

Girls supporting Girls. 

Girls not letting other girls be treated poorly.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

If you read thirty pages of a book and hate it, that’s a good analysis. Girl 1 literally said, “It sucked for these reasons, and I only got through 30 pages.” She was absolutely paying attention and trying to get it. But if all you get is a headache, fuck that book.

[mckitterick]

I love this exchange

[onelazyfeminist]

if helga hufflepuff isn’t ur favorite founder then ur wrong because when all the other founders were like ‘i’ll teach the smart ones’ and ‘i’ll teach the aristocratic ones’ and ‘i’ll teach the ones who r willing to fight bears with their teeth’ helga was just like ‘fuck that i’ll teach anybody who wants to learn’ and thats how u do education

[just-shower-thoughts]

Adulthood is understanding why Shrek just wanted to be left alone.

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Concept: You walk outside one night and notice that there are two full moons. A few hours go by and they don’t seem to move.

You stare up at them.

They blink.

[kainoliero]

You blink back. It’s only polite to return the greeting of the Big Night Cat.

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

I meant for this to be all spooky and ominous, but fuck it, this is way better. I love the Big Night Cat. She is beautiful. I support her.

[luyidraws]

Not very good housekeeping.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Pooping is best way to get some uninterrupted alone time

[sosmileordie]

Sure, if you don’t have kids or cats.

[positiveemm]

Instagram / Facebook / Twitter / Ko-Fi [Drawing of a cactus in a pot with an elephant drawn on it next to a coffee mug with an elephant drawn on it above a caption that says “In the movie version of my life, I overcome my illnesses and they never affect me. In real life, I have symptoms and they do affect me. Instead of overcoming, I manage. I do my best. I adjust my efforts in function of what’s possible for me. Some days are good and some days are bad, but my life is good and worth living. That’s not less of a victory just because it’s not the kind of victory featured in movies.”]

[trailerparkofmydreams-deactivat]

[chefgoldblums-deactivated201809]

hannah gadsby, nanette (2018)

[thedyke]

“a seventeen year old girl is just never, ever, ever in her prime! ever! i am in my prime! would you test your strength out on me? there is no way, there is no way anyone would dare, dare test their strength out on me! because you all know there is nothing stronger than a broken woman who was rebuilt herself.”

hannah gadsby: nanette (2018)

[kaiayame]

“You learn from the part of the story you focus on.”

— Hannah Gadsby, Nanette

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[lymphonodge2]

very tiny animals fill me w both love & anxiety

[lymphonodge2]

u are divine & please be careful

[moonlitmoth]

Male news anchor shows off makeup blending skills in hilarious video

@fearofablackteeshirt

Please please please let him start a makeup channel omg

[melifair]

“This is concealer, it is for concealing…..things”

“I kinda feel like Bob Ross” “Happy trees on my face”

“Violently blend, violently blend, violently blend like you’re ashamed of your face” 😂

“I sweat like there is something glandularly wrong with me”

[hobbular]

“I’M JUST TRYING TO LET PEOPLE IN ON THE PROCESS JEN”

[lizclimo]

look for the helpers