So Thirsty For Love

A collection of online dating profile photos exploring the curious relationships between single females and their beverages.

[sothirstyforlove]

"If the river was whiskey and i was a duck, I'd dive to the bottom and never come up. ;)" #actualcaption #cutandpaste #realityishilarious #iamthirsty #sothirstyforlove #stfl #beveragesandthesinglegirl

[sothirstyforlove]

Let's just be real, this is what I am gonna look like once you've had enough booze to work up the balls to ask me to go home with you. #beergoggles #iamthirsty #sothirstyforlove #stfl #beveragesandthesinglegirl

[sothirstyforlove]

It's not enough to have the genetically-determined statistical advantage on these dating sites. I hedge my bets by accentuating my perfect cheekbones by always using a straw. #4point0forlife #iamthirsty #sothirstyforlove #stfl #beveragesandthesinglegirl

[sothirstyforlove]

Insert joke about getting between the goalposts here. #comeatmebro #iamthirsty #sothirstyforlove #stfl #beveragesandthesinglegirl

[sothirstyforlove]

The caption could write itself, but why bother when this hilarious unicorn wrote it for us in her profile? And I quote: "Dick pics are for amateurs. Buttholes or GTFO. Seriously." Call me. Seriously. #marryme #iamthirsty #sothirstyforlove #beveragesandthesinglegirl #stfl

[sothirstyforlove]

This could be us, but you’re not a fat little pug. Or are you? #thiscouldbeus #iamthirsty #sothirstyforlove #beveragesandthesinglegirl #stfl

[sothirstyforlove]

If you're like me, drinking rosé is a truly mystical fucking experience. #winetime #iamthirsty #sothirstyforlove #beveragesandthesinglegirl #stfl

[sothirstyforlove]

Here honey, drink this and help mommy find you a new daddy. #iamthirsty #sothirstyforlove #beveragesandthesinglegirl #stfl

[sothirstyforlove]

I drink your whisky Coke. I DRINK IT UP! #therewillbeblood #iamthirsty #sothirstyforlove #beveragesandthesinglegirl #stfl

[sothirstyforlove]

This was moments before I spilled my Bloody Mary in the pool and everyone cleared out, fearing the worst. #iamthirsty #sothirstyforlove #beveragesandthesinglegirl #stfl

[sothirstyforlove]

Here's the part of the date where I finish my drink in one pull while staring at you vacantly. #iamthirsty #sothirstyforlove #beveragesandthesinglegirl #stfl

[sothirstyforlove]

Looking for someone who inspires thin-lipped coquettish dubiousness in me. Are you him? #iamthirsty #sothirstyforlove #beveragesandthesinglegirl #stfl

[sothirstyforlove]

M-I-C-K-E-Y, A-L-O-N-E #iamthirsty #sothirstyforlove #beveragesandthesinglegirl #stfl

[sothirstyforlove]

Milk, (especially in a champagne flute), does a body good. Speaking of which, my eyes are up here. #iamthirsty #sothirstyforlove #beveragesandthesinglegirl #stfl

[sothirstyforlove]

Yeah, it’s weird. My parents’ names are Lolita and Jimmy Buffet. I guess the pineapple doesn't fall far from the tree! #iamthirsty #sothirstyforlove #beveragesandthesinglegirl #stfl

[sothirstyforlove]

$10 to win, place, or show on My Fleeting Dignity. #kentuckyderby #iamthirsty #sothirstyforlove #beveragesandthesinglegirl #stfl

[sothirstyforlove]

Some people say art imitates life, but I think it’s more like life imitates tv commercials, like, ya know? #iamthirsty #sothirstyforlove #beveragesandthesinglegirl #stfl