jeepers! a catboy

he / they / she • birsexual pebble heart origami dinosaur • talk to me in tulu sometimes

[soulbornincoldandrain]

when old middle aged neurodivergent people are content in their lives to direct cause result of the neurodivergence it's like. ya that's exactly where u should be actually. not my father tho. hashtag why do u do that to me.

[soulbornincoldandrain]

the americas having a global audience to stay enraptured by their loonacy is by far the worst symptom of the collevtive "internationally western" psychotic outbreak because not only are we grabbed by the neck by this screaming advertisement machine that has long since burnrd down exactly what it's trying to advertise in broad daylight to fuel the advertisement machine, but the infant plasticine brains of every hand that has been blessed since birth by our power stays wide eyed and slackjawed in the face of the Awesome Killing Patriot Robot keeps willing us chained to the screen because Heaven Forbid i miss a single thing coming out of the evil imperial clown castle of the west. let's all clap and cheer for little baby boomers beautiful ironic nationalism and nazi creed dickslop reject cultural pride. let's all be proud. let's all throw up an die

[soulbornincoldandrain]

unfortunately for my mom really one of my favourite feelings in the whole world is being a fat greedy and insatiable woman.

[soulbornincoldandrain]

sometimes your perfectly darling fifty something coworker will ask you for your caste and then be pleasantly surprised when you say oh i dont know like lady the evils are pervasive and invisible but they're not so pervasive and so invisible. this insane caste conversation that is only approached institutionally through degrees of sanitation that makes it so nobody will do anything ever and dismissed as both non existent and hilariously fanatical and also avoidant keystone of where you come from because heaven forbid anybody talk about anything. also you don't fucking know me even if i told you it wouldn't mean anything because by proxy of participating in this narrowing evil system you've reduced the scope of your own society enough that me being what i am is not even a part of your reality. i am like an animal in a zoo to you. you don't know anything about filth the way i dont because ive been deliberately birthed and carried away from it my whole life. you don't know anything about your people or my people or ours what the fuck are we talking about

[soulbornincoldandrain]

me (great scared of talking to people) at my talking to people forever job with Grave Consequences: how can I make it so that i dont have to make myself do the talking to people forever; meanwhile the schrödingers talking to people means it is always inconsequential except when i don't the talking to people. being hunted by the monster of talking to people

[soulbornincoldandrain]

maybe one day a collective consciousness can be normal abt odd seventeen year olds. not today! but maybe one day. everybody is soo fucking weird about interim people anyways one day somebody will be kind to you and it will ripple back until the sentiment crunches in your sternum<3 and it will kill you. and then maybe u will learn from there

[soulbornincoldandrain]

guy salivating oer the idea of recording and compiling segments from books he's issued from the fuckass book place woo hahahehe this and laundry i simply must keep Going oughhh

[soulbornincoldandrain]

science of illusion s1 vs having one of the better friendship monologues. maybe better than youre like my favourite friend and i want you to be happy winger greats but the ethos of. ur like the anti-winger youre the heart of the group and im not good at the mushy stuff but if i was then we wouldn't need you and Jeff winger did it scared he did it mortified he did it with love. insane things to me (guy who wants his friends to love him no matter what) (guy sometimes overtaken by the ethos of jeff winger) hey man what if we were friends and loved each other and i implied that i bring people superficial joy the way a good punchline does and youre the underlying current of passion that holds people in for the setup. youre the suffocating torturous heat that people need to endure for my cold sharp gasp of relief to truly land. and i know it sucks and you hate it but i ask you to endure it nonetheless. because you'd hate it without me and i wouldn't be anywhere without you. im asking you to love it nonetheless so we can see this resolution together, not one that's promised but the one we can deliver together maybe with the shitty ropes handed through us. with the help of our good friend Sitcom TV. im saying the mental concrete playground of redstreet in my mind is one silly guy prancing around on the swingset saying people are saved thru tropes and love reaches people thru medium and this one time the medium is tv and it's just abed nadirs face on a poster in the back. im saying shhh. just watch. it's beautiful.

[soulbornincoldandrain]

did i not even mention britta perrys name here wow guys like my favourite way of rewatching s1 is thru the lens of britta perry as the antithesis of jeff wingers protagonism how dodni not even mention her name in my ceaseless rambling about thee first britta perry ruin venture episode uhhghhh o britta the tragedy of u is that ur a dramedy caught in a sitcom stuck in the butt of the punchline waiting to be told she can be liked by her friends hgh girl you should've made out with me instead

[soulbornincoldandrain]

ooh you cant kill things oh you cant make a simple ppt oughh you cant do hard drugs. okay. voices upon ye. bound sketchbook out of lived experiences. terribly acquired new skill. some use to the cursed trial project pink yarn or whatever. who cars even. what next pottery who cares who caresss

[monstersandbrothers]

does driving cause you anxiety?

yes, but only when i’m driving on the interstate/highway

yes, but only on extended drives (road trips etc)

yes, but only when i have to drive at night

no, driving does not cause me anxiety

i don’t drive

nuance/tags

Voting ended onSep 12, 2024

[soulbornincoldandrain]

the jeffannie presidential debate is really siblingscoded and well executed in a way that genuinely touches me as audience its really funny everything

[soulbornincoldandrain]

hate documenting the cmunityrewatching this has turned me into a creature id choke in a nightmare

[soulbornincoldandrain]

i dont understand prople who are like god i hate jeff winger hes such a bitch he sucks and hes often comedically and mostly only plot-necessarily geberally the nicest most empathetic and soundminded person in the group in most situations and then its well ya everybody sucks theyre all soo sucky except for abed he's so dorky and sweet and lovable and then its like. the guy who regularly actively participates in the actual psychological torture of his friends because he thinks itd make for good teevee or hes seen good tv do it and likes the structure of it all as if the point isnt that hes just as sucky as all of them that's why theyre a friendgroup not an abedcentered polycule with jwinger at the other end of the moral spectrum because thats what the show wants u to believe is happening but its really evidently not so whats going on here guys its not even that one of them is better than the other or more likeable like a rlly core theme of it all is that they all suck but in a way that they all can uniquely forgive enough to make the friendship the Good Thing they need to survive this common hellxperience (college) why the abedworship i like the abedworship but to say hes the best of them all (persome moral code apparently) is not only factually wrong its also just like. have u seen the guy

[soulbornincoldandrain]

cmunity doing a bad dnd episode and sucking at it is the most cmunity thing they couldve ever done purely because they already pulled off the best cmunity standards dnd episode they couldve possibly achieved thru abeds uncontrollable christmas and they didnt even realise it and honestly at its crux that is everything wrong w the show

[soulbornincoldandrain]

it sucks that cmunity went into it all saying were going to make the material of something actually better than the symbology of it thru genuine attempt and love as its existing counterparts have failed to understand about this medium of art and then? turns out the symbology of what they made was better than the material of it. bit off more than you could chew huh heartfelt attempt at creating genuine art lost to the way you think art should work re arbitrary rules? yeah ur not the first, get in line.

[soulbornincoldandrain]

mxology certifictn i think abt u so much. probably the best of it all. troy u should've had that 7n7 and also the redstreet was rlly funny or whatever but also like. mess. mess, troy youre so loved and you dont even know it. they're all so stupid and so loved. and at a moment when theyve all felt so unloved and discovered something new and vulnerable about themselves barring jeffbritta let them fuck who cares troy was there and then drove them home and loved them in the interim still and loved that he loved them and that was important to them. also the troy annie hug was so much more important than they coukdve ever realised. abed was right u really shouldve leaned out of the romance thing and into friendshipscapades. troy u should've crashed jeffs car. troy you should've gotten to grow up in universe a bit more than just the thematic importance of driving jeffs car and choosing not to have that drink who cares etc. troy troyyy

[soulbornincoldandrain]

mxology certifictn being so good for troy and then also crapping all over troy is so incredible to me what the actual fuck is going on here you dragged him to characterisation central and then left him on the side of the road and spat on him sorry he's so good and then he's just this hollowed out shell of something to believe in abandoned for a half-assed attempt at gaybait that u didnt even do right sorry you did all of this to subvert the stereotype and ended up falling so grandly centrally and stupidly victim to thee stereotype itself you guys are so stupid you made yourself this dumpster fire and then you killed yourself in it etc etc im sorry im sorry wow and whoa.