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Hannibal season 1 - gag reel

they say crossing a black cat is bad luck but if you see one.. be sure to pet it because it’s a nice animal that deserves to be loved

no-chill-at-all

wildlyannoyingdoofus

These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:

1.

“Okay, and who’s the president?”

“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”

“It’s okay, you know who he is.”

2.

“Who’s the president?”

“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….

“Yup, good enough.”

3.

“And who’s the president,”

“Not fuckin’ Obama!”

“I feel ya.”

4.

“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“

“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”

“Oh, well, alright then.”

5. (My personal favorite)

“Who’s the president?”

“Ew.”

“Good enough.”

epaulettes

My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been “ay dios mio” during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself.

moodyehudi-deactivated20180519

lol me too , lady

emi--rose

One time I got “that orange fuck” from a very cute little old lady with urosepsis

nezumipi

I have - quite unintentionally - contributed to this phenomenon.

I was waking up from surgery in the post-op observation room, where they kept people before sending them off to the ICU. The nurse was talking to me as I was semi-awake, telling me that as soon as it was ready, I would be sent to room 2008.

I did not hear the word “room”.

I started trying to sit up and get out of bed (entirely unsuccessfully), shouting (mumbling forcefully), “He’s not president yet! I have to warn everyone!”

magimerlyn

That’s awesome. Thank you for trying to warn us

hi-im-dazey

My new hero.

awed-frog

oldwitches

❧ wickers rp, vampire mood board

darkling I listen; and, for many a time / I have been half in love with easeful death, / call’d him soft names in many a musèd rhyme, / to take into the air my quiet breath. — john keats.

bookgeekconfessions

Eye opening, isn’t it?

everythingfox

hayaosmiyazaki

THE DEATH AND LIFE OF MARSHA P. JOHNSON (2017)

History isn’t something you look back at and say it was inevitable. It happens because people make decisions that are sometimes very impulsive and of the moment, but those moments are cumulative realities. — Marsha P. Johnson

Queens started being filed out and being put into police cars, and guns had been drawn. Molotov cocktails were flying. And I’m like, “Oh my God, the revolution is here. Thank God. You’ve been treating us like shit all these years? Uh uh. Now it’s our turn.” — Sylvia Rivera

THE FIRST PRIDE WAS A RIOT HAPPY PRIDE | BLACK LIVES MATTER

drakeblythe

— [uncharted] look at my favorite boys. best game with the best characters, i’m in love with all of them. everything about uncharted is just perfect, i’m obsessed.

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