mak / kai. she/they. 18+. est. independent FANDOMLESS ORIGINAL CHARACTER. selective & activity will vary. feel free to send any questions, ims are open, and discord is available to mutuals! DOC.
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KIROKAZE
occasionally subtle
Show & Tell

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we're not kids anymore.
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Mike Driver
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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mak / kai. she/they. 18+. est. independent FANDOMLESS ORIGINAL CHARACTER. selective & activity will vary. feel free to send any questions, ims are open, and discord is available to mutuals! DOC.
RULES UNDER CUT.
supernatural : season 8 … sentence starters
“Boys, aim for the head.“
“I just want to be loved…“
“Stop the sullen, emo crap.”
“Stop smelling the dead guy.”
“Do I look like Google to you?“
“Memory foam. It remembers me.“
“I hate that thing… and I want one.“
“I know you can’t. And you do, too.“
“You don’t know what this feels like.“
“Are you joking? I just saved your life.“
“You look like hell, and I should know.“
“You don’t understand… I. NEED. PIE!”
“I need you to see that. I’m begging you.“
“Running and fighting, all day, every day.“
“I don’t think you pronounced that correctly.“
“Those aren’t mistakes. Those are choices!”
“And I just wanted to make sure you’re okay.“
“Maybe you should try Plan ‘D’ for ‘dumbass’.“
“I had something I’ve never had. A normal life.“
“I am the daringest devil you’ve ever met, love.“
“Because it’s what I do, and, buddy, I’m the best.”
“I mean, not my proudest moment. But, it happened.“
“You see a light at the end of this ugly ass tunnel. I don’t.“
“We both know where this ends: one of us dies. Or worse.“
“But, I want to survive it. I want to live. And so should you.“
“Look, it can be nice living in a dream world. It can be great.“
“Hey, those chains look exactly like the ones in our dungeon.“
“You came. I knew you would. I’ve been praying… for so long.“
“What happens when you’ve decided I can’t be trusted, again?“
“You’ve got to stop drowning me in holy water every time I go out!“
“Guys like us, we don’t get a home, you know. We don’t get family.“
“Maybe we should split up. Ask around. See if anyone’s seen him.“
“You say it and I will kill you, your children, and your grandchildren!“
“Man, I’m telling you, give me five minutes with some clippers, and…“
“Don’t we all? You, me? We deserve to be loved. I deserve to be loved!”
“I am evil, after all. At least I’ve had that much to keep me cold at night.“
“So, we’re looking for some sort of insect-rabbit hybrid? How do we kill it?“
“I know it’s hard to believe, but I haven’t always been this cute and cuddly.“
“What do you want me to say? That I’ve made mistakes? I’ve made mistakes.”
“You never even wanted this life. Always blamed me for pulling you back into it.“
“If you’re gonna to make an omelet, sometimes you have to break some spines.“
“Yeah, I might have lied. But, I never once betrayed you. I never once left you to die.“
“Everything you’ve ever done since you climbed into my ride has been to deceive me.“
“I mean, you think I screw up everything I try. You think I need a chaperone, remember?“
“I’ve given you every torture instrument known to man… short of a Neil Diamond album.”
“You stay here. Call if you need me, but if you try to come after me, I will shoot you in the leg.“
“Don’t you dare think that there is anything, past or present, that I would put in front of you!“
“I know where I am at my best. And that is right here, driving down crazy street, next to you.“
“I feel nauseous and like I’m starving at the same time. And everything smells like rotting meat.“
“Well, I was gonna say, ‘You look like you’ve seen a ghost’, but you’d probably be stoked.”
“You want to know what I confessed in there? What my greatest sin was? It was how many times I let you down.“
“Rest assured we have a strict ‘No casting. No cursing. No supernaturally flicking the two of you against the wall just for the fun of it’ policy.”
“But, you’re going to have to weigh that choice. Ask yourself what is it going to take to do this, and what will the world be like after it’s done?”
“You can hide, and you can pretend all the crap out there doesn’t exist, but you can’t do it forever, because, eventually, whatever it is you’re running from… it’ll find you.“
“Ok, before you get pissed off, it isn’t my fault. She just showed up at the door, didn’t track any mud in, just wanted a belly scratch. I figured maybe she can stay the night and we’d find her a home in the morning?“
Elementary season 1 episode 24 “Heroine” (2013) dir. John Polson
aim for the heart, shoot to kill; if you don't do it then the other one will what you gonna do when the chips are down?
fandomless original devil character. by mak / kai.
I DONT HAVE A RULES PAGE
crisis averted
I DONT HAVE A RULES PAGE
TEXT POST STARTERS III
a collection of quotes and quips from popular internet posts. change & alter as needed.
“So, apparently, the ‘bad vibes’ I’ve been feeling are actually ‘severe psychological distress’.”
“So… like… everything is real, and we just have to deal with it, huh?”
“So what if I’m in love with you? Mind your own business.”
“Some of you guys are fucked up. Not me, though, because I’m cool and hot.”
“Some of you act like murder is such a big deal.”
“Sorry about my huge cool muscles, everyone. Apologies for my large, powerful form.”
“Sorry for acting so strange and irregular. It will happen again.”
“Sorry I was willing to be vulnerable with you. Do you still think I’m hot?”
“The best love language is being irritating. I will annoy you because I love you.”
“These manmade horrors are beyond your comprehension. I get it, though.”
“Watch your fucking vibes when you speak to me.”
“What’s a little homoerotic telepathy between friends?”
“Why do people insist on surviving the apocalypse when you can just die?”
“Yeah, I’m a false prophet, but you believed me, so whose fault is it that we’re in this mess, really?”
“You call it a near-death experience, I call it a vibe check from God.”
“You expect me to act like a normal human being? I’m wearing a turtleneck.”
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