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Cold shoulders, warm pockets. ā Featuring @soulxsteal.
skibidi
what does that even mean
Worry not, he is searching for a definition. If such a definition exists.
I gotchu, boo.
surrounded by uncs.
skibidi
what does that even mean
iykyk. periodt
skibidi
It's almost Valentine's day! Of course Rabbit was eager to bring a box of chocolates to her favorite hero! ... ... but that would mean explaining why she brings a box of chocolates to her favorite hero. That'd be so embarrassing! Maybe she could just leave it by the inn's door for him. Yes, that's perfect! But would he see it? Surely the strongest, most loved hero would get plenty of chocolates! Hers won't really matter... Well, even if they don't... the important part is to receive them and not who sends them! Right?
Rabbit placed the box by his door, with a small note "For my favorite hero!" and with that she scooted away before anyone spots her.
Kzinssie emerged from his room with his hands wrung and a scowl fixed firmly in place, the sourest expression he could muster. He had delayed the inevitable for as long as possible, slipping out well into the morning, but it did little to improve his mood. He knew exactly what day it wasā had spent enough years stalking Rocbouquet as he picked out her gifts, only to end up as empty-handed as ever.
Who even was Valentine, anyway? Some smug bastard, no doubt. If Kzinssie ever met the guy, he was gonna rip the soul right out of him, just as years of chocolateless misery had done to him.
Naturally, he expected nothing. Expected to get through the day as he always did: ignored, alone and bitter as Wagnas received yet another lavish display of unrequited affection from Rocbouquet.
What he did not expect was to trip clean over a box left outside his door, his foot catching on the corner, sending him face-first into the hardwood floor. A shower of chocolates rained down around him, scattering across the hallway.
He blinked. Sat up slowly, disoriented.
Chocolates. Everywhere.
His eyes darted around, scanning the mess in disbelief before settling on the culprit: a heart-shaped box lying open on the floor. Warily, he reached for it, half expecting the thing to be booby-trapped, but no explosions followed. No cruel tricks. Just a simple note tucked inside, peeking up at him like a taunt.
āFor my favorite hero!ā
His stomach twisted.
āRabbitā¦ā
Oh, crap. His heart lifted and sank in the same breath. He was in deep. Too deep.
He should tell her. Tell her, and then vanish into the afternoon sun before Cat found out. Or leave a note. Orā hell ā maybe he could just disappear entirely, like he usually did when things got too complicated.
But instead, still sitting on the floor, surrounded by chocolate and centuries of poor life decisions, he plucked one from the ground and popped it into his mouth.
And he knew then, as the taste melted on his tongue, that he wasnāt gonna tell her anything.
Not today. Not tomorrow. Maybe not ever.
Instead, he sat there, legs sprawled across the floor, absently reaching for another chocolate. He wasnāt good at this. At honesty. At handling things the way normal people did. He could fight, he could mock, he could vanish into the shadows when it suited him. But this?
He swallowed the truth down with another piece of chocolate, leaned his head back against the doorframe.
Drinking tea with Kzinssie because he looks lonely and pathetic.
Drinking mt Dew with Wagnas because tea is gross and guys like him need game fuel.
Today, he is marathoning the SAW movies and getting cool ideas and eating caramel popcorn yim yum.
"I want to be your hero too!"
Look, listen... clammy cold hand holding under fullmoon is a vibe I couldn't pass on drawing šš @soulxsteal
sendĀ āmistletoeā + a characterās name for my muse to be caught under the mistletoe with them!
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Fussy was one way to describe her today. Ever since her conversation with Bokhohn, Rabbit was preparing for this day, well, night in particular. She made sure to ask the Inn Keeper that no one would bother Kzinssie tonight, even if strange sounds come from his room... to which he gave her a very unsure nod, asking her further if Cat knows.
Thankfully Cat was away to check on some other tower with someone else, which Rabbit had hurried to inform the Inn Keeper about as well. But that only made him look even more surprised. "Well, good luck."
Rabbit nodded, unsure why she'd need luck or why was the Inn Keeper winking at her. It was Lord Kzinssie turning into a worm tonight, not her!
And so her mental to-do list was all checked. No unwelcomed guests tonight to accidentally step on him, a little bed made out of matchbox and tuft of feathers tucked into her pocket and her own resolve to make sure he stays inside and away from any birds who may decide he is a very delicious late night snack.
And so the hours rolled. And he started to find her presence awkward or so she thought. "Err, don't worry about me, Lord Kzinssie!" Rabbit hopped off her own chair and waved hands dismissively, "I don't....really sleep much at night, if at all." There was a note of hesitation there. "The night is for walks and work. It's much more safe than in the day anyway cause everyone is asleep!" She added with a small grin as if her logic was flawless here.
But she walked right into a corner with that one. Kzinssie pulled the curtain revealing the full moon and urged her for a walk outside. But she couldn't answer that right away. Her favorite hero was within his element right now, exactly as he usually resided in her head - basked in the moonlight as if he ruled all that the shadows would ever touch.
And he certainly did not look like a worm right now. Embarrassment began to wash over her. Flight-or-fight...or freeze. It was always the first option but not tonight. Right now she surely found herself frozen in place. She only managed to shift so very uncomfortably and look aside as if someone had just caught her red handed.
"Lord Bokhohn told me you um, that you turn into a worm on full moon nights." Rabbit muttered, "So, I ah... stayed to make sure you will be ... safe."
She thought, maybe if she stared at the ground long enough, maybe it would be kind enough to swallow her right now.
"Hey, Rabbit, isn't the moon beautiful?"
No, too cheesy. Kzinssie scratched that idea immediately. Besides, the way she froze like a statue out of the corner of his eye suggested that a moonlit walk wasn't exactly her idea of fun right now-- no matter how nice and full the moon hung against the wintry sky. It really was a nostalgic view, though. Something about it tugged at him, an empty pang in his chest, like a memory that had long since slipped from his grasp.
Well. If she didn want to sleep, or walk, then maybe they could⦠uh. What? He'd already spun her every exaggerated tale he could come up with about himself. What was left to talk about? Maybe they could go find that old innkeeper with the twitchy eye and demand a midnight snack. Yeah, that sounded like a solid plan.
Too bad Bokhohn somehow managed to interrupt his date idea without even being here.
Kzinssie froze, staring at her faint reflection in the glass. He hoped to every force in the universe that she couldn't see his horrified expression in the pane.
"Bokhohn said that?"
His voice wavered. He clutched at the curtain as though it might save him, praying futilely for the ground to swallow him whole. Except, if that actually happened, they'd both be swallowed, and he'd still have to face this conversation.
"...KAHAHA, that old geezer!" he laughed, loud and sharp and completely forced, "You know, he's practically ten thousand years old. An antique even before he begged his way into the Seven Heroes." He turned to her, still gripping the curtain like a lifeline. "He's always spouting some weird, cryptic nonsense, y'know? Comes with being so ancient, I guess. Stuff like Wagnas turning into some hot lady, or Subier becoming a whaleā¦"
Really, Kzinssie? That's the example you go with?
"Haha, imagine!" he went on clutching at every straw, tone climbing an octave as the panic seeped into his voice. "Me, turning into a giant, terrifying worm-- with razor sharp teeth and claws and a cape! That'd be STUPID! KAHAHA--!"
The laugh that followed was as awkward and strained as his grip on the curtain, which he had to fight not to pull into his trademark over the face pose. And, for once, he couldn't tell if she was buying it or just silently digging his grave.
Kzinssie has one of those really unpleasant kind of clammy cold and limp sort of hand holds.
Kzinssie trying to cure his desperate case of touch-starvation like:
Kzinssie has one of those really unpleasant kind of clammy cold and limp sort of hand holds.
kabedon
:: KABEDON :: accepting
He'd done a lot of chasing in his centuries of existence-- an apex predator who left no life unstolen, who had laid waste to cities, kingdoms, and even the netherrealms themselves.
So⦠was this, like, karma or something?
It made no sense-- the way this woman grinned at him like he was food. It made even less sense how she made him feel like he was food! No matter how hard he pressed against the wall behind him, it refused to oblige and swallow him whole.
"Don't you know who I am, girl!?" he barked, desperation sharpening his voice as he clawed at the stone for some escape, only managing to chip his nail polish. "I'm Kzinssie! KZINSSIE OF THE SEVEN HEROES!"
His voice cracked and then doubled over, slipping into the distorted, resonant tones of his true form, as though that might grant him the intimidation he so desperately needed. As though that might deter this leather-clad madwoman whose eyes burned with untamed glee.
"I'll SUCK THE VERY LIFE FROM YOUR VEINS!!!" he roared, his voice reverberating with a hollow, echoing menace. A thunderous bark lacking any bite, particularly when he was still scrabbling at the wall, his nails skittering uselessly as he tried-- and failed-- to scale it.
@cat-n-rabbit from here
Ha. Haha. He'd gotten out of helping! A brilliant victory, really. This whole situation was a mess anyway. They should just leave the houses buried under snow. The lucky survivors would dig their way out eventually, right?
Kzinssie leaned against the wall, watching smugly as Rabbit's hand fell from his hair. But then⦠there was a pang. He watched her straighten, pick up the shovel again, and there it was--another pang.
What was that? Guilt? No, surely not. He was Lord Kzinssie, far beyond such petty, mortal feelings. Yes. He had long evolved past those.
Then she mentioned Noel.
Noel. That do-gooder wouldnāt hesitate to take on the task of clearing the entire town. But-- LORD Noel!?
That final pang hit like a hammer, sending Kzinssie's supposed injuries-- and his pride-- flying out the window. His miraculous recovery was instantaneous as he sprang to his feet, suddenly charged with energy.
"Wait, wait, wait! We shouldn't bother Noel," he blurted, a note of mild panic as he hurried after her. "You know he's busy with, uh, brooding and all that other stuff!"
He walked backward beside her, his expression somewhere between desperate and determined, arms gesturing wildly. "A-and you know what, I suddenly feel a lot better-- It's a Christmas Miracleā¢!" he punctuated this with an overly dramatic flex of his many imaginary muscles.
"And what with all this holiday spirit in the air, I'm suddenly feeling pretty generous," he clasped his hands behind his head in a show of exaggerated nonchalance. "So, I gueeesss I can lend my strength to clearing some snow."
Anything to avoid Noel taking the credit. And maybe, anything to make her smile at him again wait what.
You know... it's his unlucky day so he gets another. kabedon! - The most gentle hand stop in history but stop nonetheless. He was trapped and Rabbit leaned in, smiling extra cutesy today. She wanted something ... "Would you please help me with clearing the snow, Lord Kzinssie?" leaning in too close now, stars in her eyes once more, "Please, my favorite brave hero?"
:: KABEDON :: accepting from @cat-n-rabbit
He had tried to slip away as discreetly as possible the moment he realized just how deeply the snow had buried everything. Rabbit and her trusty shovel seemed to have things handled, after all⦠Sooo, Kzinssie reasoned, he'd only be in the way!
Unfortunately, in his haste to retreat, he'd completely forgotten one very important detail: snow left footprints.
And now, there she was, standing before him, shovel exchanged for pinning him between her arms against the wall. Fixing him there with those big sparkling doe eyes. She was too close, he was trapped. He was trapped.
"Uhh⦠Well, you know I totally would, Bunny, but--"
Desperation overtook him. He clutched his side suddenly, doubling over with an exaggerated cringe, and slid dramatically down the wall like a marionette with its strings cut. "I-I think I broke my liver in the impact," he groaned, voice quavering with 'agony'. "Ow, augh. And-- and I've lost a lot of blood. Aughhhh." His head lolled to the side, overplayed suffering.
"I need to-- ah-- go sit down in a really warm lodge. Right away. Life or death situation, you understandā¦"
kabedon! - Of course it's Cat who slams her fist full force to the wall missing only barely Kzinssie's face, "I know what you are and what you did. For how long do you intend to keep your little game going, hm?"
:: KABEDON :: accepting from @cat-n-rabbit
Okay. Well. He knew this moment was coming sooner or later. Cat had been sprinkling those sharp little barbs his way ever since he showed up in this place. Fortunately, Rabbit had danced obliviously past every single one so far, and Kzinssie was really hoping to keep it that way.
His eyes flicked quickly between her fist, where it rested at the wall, and her glaring face. For a moment, a flicker of panic darted across his features-- but it quickly tempered, smoothing into something far more controlled. And then, like a switch, he smirked, the curve of his lips sharp enough to draw blood.
"Can't say I know what you're talking about~." His eyes darkened, the smirk widening as he ducked smoothly under her arm. Straightening at her side, he clasped his hands behind his back, posture the perfect picture of feigned innocence.
"What did I do, hmm?" all mock curiosity. "Are you talking about that time I defeated the termites singlehandedly, withthehelpofsixotherpeople? Yeah, I did that. But that was no game."
(It was a game. It was called Romancing Saga.)
Send inĀ ākabedonā to pin my muse against the wall.