Soup Soufflé

HAPPY BIRTHDAY kalerider!!! I don’t have the talent to make you gorgeous Nathan Page clip art so a meme will have to do for now. Thanks for being my internet BFF and the funniest lady on tumblr!!

I thought you swore you’d never post selfies on your page?

#happy happy happy happy birthday!!#*hula dances*#God it's been so long since I've been on tumblr I've forgotten how to come up with silly tags #um #party hardy #phryne it up #ya ain't gettin any younger #take it from someone who knows #I am a much older and wiser 29 after all #LOVE YA GIRL

Nope that's you, I'm always delighted to show off my luscious 18th century sideburns

HAPPY BIRTHDAY kalerider!!! I don’t have the talent to make you gorgeous Nathan Page clip art so a meme will have to do for now. Thanks for being my internet BFF and the funniest lady on tumblr!!

Guys I can’t seem to find the 3rd tattoo...

Not here…

Nor there…

I just can’t find it anywhere!!

#kalerider does it again #I'm done with this #and also oddly wondering if he has Frankie tattooed on his ass #not sure how I'd feel about that if I was Frankie #even if these pics are pre-kids...this is too epic

It's too early to think of words but...this. Just, THIS.

I give you “The Birth of Nathus/Pagey/Aphrodumpsie”

My masterpiece you guys… *sniffle*

for brightshinyhonest <3

#too brilliant #kalerider original #it doesn't get any better than this!!#so high brow

Still my favorite work of art in the whole fandom!!

Thanks to everyone for the sweet birthday wishes!! Y'all are the absolute sweetest. I've missed you guys lately but hopefully I'll be able to see more of you soon! MUAH!!

#hugs and kisses all around #you're all beautiful

I found the perfect place for kalerider’s fabulous birthday card…collaborating splendidly with my awesome Australia magnet from phrynesboudoir!! Mfmm fandom FTW

#my life is complete #Nathan page is on my fridge #explaining this to my roommate should be fun #although I think she knows better than to ask at this point #I'm mad my printer cut stuff off though #not cool printer

Happy Birthday to my favorite person* <3

Happy Birthday, soupsouffle <3 <3

*on tumblr

#omg still processing this #rainbow unicorn cat #balloons with sunglasses #BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY #CHAMPAGNE CROTCH AND CUPCAKE NIPS #it's so beautiful #I'm sobbing with hilarity and emotion

Best birthday present ever* kalerider…you’re the freaking BEST!!!

*on tumblr

I'm not dead

Just swamped with school. Things will be back to normal in a few weeks. Promise.

Glad soupsouffle saw the error of her ways. We’ll hold you to your promise…we’ve missed you both.

Yay! Waves kermit arms in excitement…but a whole week of no kalesoup? How is that even possible?

This is what I’m saying phrynesboudoir!!! A whole week and not a word!! I was panicking lol I had to take drastic measures

DAILY ORGANIC CHEM CLASS!!! WITH A 3 HOUR ROUND TRIP DRIVE FOR ONLY A TWO HOUR CLASS!!! DID I MENTION I’M GOING TO FAIL IT AND HAVE TO TAKE IT AGAIN?!!?!??!?

Excuse ME did you not have your phone all week? Did someone break all your fingers? Even that wouldn’t be an excuse, you can use voice to text

WE WENT OVER THIS. OH MY GOD. GET OVER IT. 3 people on tumblr have spoken to Nathan Page. WHY DONT YOU FOCUS YOUR ENERGY ON THAT INSTEAD OF CRAWLING UP MY ASS!!!

Lolol hey, YOU started this. I’m just defending myself….don’t try to distract me with Nathan Page. Though I’ll admit it’s a decent strategy

Oops! *steps awkwardly out of the conversation she somehow inflamed innocently*

Love you both!

#seriously all out of love guys #don't worry!!!#KALESOUP FOREVAAAA

Ahahaha don't worry Sam, this is just how we talk to each other...it's how we express our love ❤️❤️❤️

I'm not dead

Just swamped with school. Things will be back to normal in a few weeks. Promise.

Glad soupsouffle saw the error of her ways. We’ll hold you to your promise…we’ve missed you both.

Yay! Waves kermit arms in excitement…but a whole week of no kalesoup? How is that even possible?

This is what I’m saying phrynesboudoir!!! A whole week and not a word!! I was panicking lol I had to take drastic measures

DAILY ORGANIC CHEM CLASS!!! WITH A 3 HOUR ROUND TRIP DRIVE FOR ONLY A TWO HOUR CLASS!!! DID I MENTION I’M GOING TO FAIL IT AND HAVE TO TAKE IT AGAIN?!!?!??!?

Excuse ME did you not have your phone all week? Did someone break all your fingers? Even that wouldn’t be an excuse, you can use voice to text

WE WENT OVER THIS. OH MY GOD. GET OVER IT. 3 people on tumblr have spoken to Nathan Page. WHY DONT YOU FOCUS YOUR ENERGY ON THAT INSTEAD OF CRAWLING UP MY ASS!!!

#this was started in tags #perhaps it should continue in tags #or not on tumblr at all lol #LONG HAIR DONT CARE #KALESOUP IS THE DRUNK COUPLE WHO FIGHTS IN FRONT OF EVERYONE AT CHRISTMAS DINNER #while everyone else looks on awkwardly #lol

Lolol hey, YOU started this. I'm just defending myself....don't try to distract me with Nathan Page. Though I'll admit it's a decent strategy

I'm not dead

Just swamped with school. Things will be back to normal in a few weeks. Promise.

Glad soupsouffle saw the error of her ways. We’ll hold you to your promise…we’ve missed you both.

Yay! Waves kermit arms in excitement…but a whole week of no kalesoup? How is that even possible?

This is what I’m saying phrynesboudoir!!! A whole week and not a word!! I was panicking lol I had to take drastic measures

DAILY ORGANIC CHEM CLASS!!! WITH A 3 HOUR ROUND TRIP DRIVE FOR ONLY A TWO HOUR CLASS!!! DID I MENTION I’M GOING TO FAIL IT AND HAVE TO TAKE IT AGAIN?!!?!??!?

#a whole week of silence #torture #what did I do to deserve this #*flails dramatically*

Excuse ME did you not have your phone all week? Did someone break all your fingers? Even that wouldn't be an excuse, you can use voice to text

I'm not dead

Just swamped with school. Things will be back to normal in a few weeks. Promise.

Glad soupsouffle saw the error of her ways. We’ll hold you to your promise…we’ve missed you both.

Yay! Waves kermit arms in excitement…but a whole week of no kalesoup? How is that even possible?

#all is well now #I've descended out of panic mode #now I'm in guilt trip mode

This is what I'm saying phrynesboudoir!!! A whole week and not a word!! I was panicking lol I had to take drastic measures

kitakitsunecountrysketching

Let’s put things around each other’s necks and trick everyone into thinking we’re gonna snog.

That’ll be sooooo funny.

(for phrynesboudoir - thanks for the great idea!)

Just because I love both scenes so much!

Still a favourite. I miss you soupsouffle and kalerider I hope you’re both okay.

You're so sweet Sam! We are, I've just been crazy busy and then on vacay last week. Hopefully I'll have much more time for tumbling soon! Miss you guys!

Aaaahhhhh a week from today I’ll only have a single year separating me from 30 SEND HELP

#dates are hard #sorry for panicking guys #I feel like I just got an extra week of life lmao #kalerider is gonna make so much fun of me if she sees this

Thanks for all the kind reassurance everyone!! But apparently I've already gone senile...my birthday is in 2 weeks not 1. *awkward*

Aaaahhhhh a week from today I'll only have a single year separating me from 30 SEND HELP

#omg omg I'm old #I know in 20 years I'll look back and long for 29 #but I'm having a panicky what am I doing with my life crisis at the moment #didn't I just turn 21??#*flails around for paper bag to breathe into*#I don't even want kids and I'm worried about my shriveling ovaries #someone help meeeeeee #lots of drinking will be done next Thursday #I'll try not to tumble drunk guys

Nathan “Disco Balls” Page

I blame this entirely on soupsouffle.

Shameless self reblog. Because “Disco Balls” Page never fails to make me laugh…

SO EPIC...this will never not make me die laughing

#disco baaaaallllssss

I giggle every time Jack says “constable” because it sounds like “cunt-stable”

So i’m on skype with soupsouffle and I’m suddenly hit with a vision of Jack keeping a stable of cunts.

Taking cunts out to pasture, grooming cunts, reining cunts in, breaking cunts, braiding cunts’ manes…

You guys don’t believe when I say she’s out of her gd mind…here’s your proof

SAYS THE GIRL THAT RESPONDED TO MY MENTAL BREAKDOWN WITH THE WORDS “CUNTANKEROUS” “MASTER OF CUNTS” AND “THE CUNT OF MONTE CRISTO”

HEY I never said I was sane, just that you WEREN’T

Hey, what’s that I’m seeing?? TOWERS OF CROQUEMBOUCHE??????